Yes, that's what I said.


Anyways, here's what I'm up to:
Link

EDIT: realized on lower resolution monitors that the picture is annoying.

That was my way of saying that I understood only that one part of what you said, lol

Wow KC...Niiiice!!...

I've no idea what you had to do to achieve it...Aaaand probably still wouldn't even if you explained it...But the picture is beautiful...Well done!!...

*Applauds clever people*...

MY CAR!!

Looks fast... ...

I thought it looked kind of cold myself.

We could have a contest, "Guess what type of car this is and win the prize" - KOB could post a screen picture of the car after the snow melts and all the guesses are in, lol. Then KOB would have to give some prize to the winner, like draw a picture of that person's TES character and post it.

The guy I caught the other night trying to stick frozen food down his pants came back. I didn't see him walk in, but I caught him on the food aisle.

"You need to go." I said.

"But I'm buying something this time!"

"I don't care. Get out."

"Why?"

"I caught you trying to take something!"

He huffs and goes "What did you catch me trying to take?"

"You were trying to cool your balls with some stir fry. Get out or I'm calling the police."

He ranted about how he hates the store, but he left, lol.

-tsk tsk- The nerve of some people

I was so shocked he had returned! He's around 50 years old too. Like you're not old enough to understand that when someone says "Don't come back," they mean DON'T COME BACK.

What, old enough that he should know better in the first place?... ...

Thermos-head... ...

He tried playing it off too, when I saw him. He goes "Oh hey, I'm buying something this time."

-sigh-

Good news is I'm off work now and off tomorrow, lol

You do realize that you might be jumping to conclusions here, Liz. Maybe he just had a 'Cialis situation' and shoved the stir fry down his pants as a form of self medication.

Whether he stirs it, fries it or freezes it, the result is the same - theft.

The results is the same regardless, chilled crotchety crickets.

He coulda bought it first, no questions asked then XD

It's not theft until he actually leaves the store. At the point that Liz encountered him he was only guilty of being distasteful.





True this. But the blood to support his 'Cialis situation' came from his brain and his feet, meaning that he was rendered stupid... and he couldn't run away!

This is further proof that God must be a woman... because no man would allow himself to be jammed up like that!

Which brings me back to my original query of a few days ago - Why does everyone always make snow men, never snow women? = They haven't figured out a way to hollow out the heads without them collapsing yet.

HAAA!

I think it's because snow boobs are awkward to make. XD

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HAAA!

I think it's because snow boobs are awkward to make. XD
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Aah! Don´t put ideas in my head!

Ugh.....my 6 year old nephew made me a sandwich. He put a bunch of stuff in it, and it looked and smelled disgusting. I ate the whole thing in front of him because I didn't want to make him feel bad, and now I have a stomachache

Did one of the ingredients have the image of a rat with a large red X over it? You need a food tester like the Kings always use, KOB. They'll need an iron stomach or you'll be replacing them all the time from dying of food poisoning!

I don't think any taste testers would last very long


I watched him make the sandwich. When I walked into the kitchen, he was pulling coleslaw, cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles(he only bothered to use the juice), milk(yes, he drenched the sandwich in milk) and butter out of the fridge. He stuck all that in between wheat bread, and poured a pile of salt on it. He looked at me, and without using correct grammar, he said this to me in the exact way I'm about to write it:

"Uncle [insert my name here], I maked you a samwich"

He put a lot if effort into it. He even made sure he put the bread in evenly, so I would have felt to bad if I had said no to eating the sandwich

Awwwww!

Exactly! I would have died of guilt if I had said no.

How old is he?

He's 6 years old

This is so adorable and you are very sweet to do that for them! I too have had to "eat" something my children produced (but in my case "eat" means telling them how delicious it is and making yummy sounds, then while they are distracted at something else - either the toilet or garbage disposal actually does the eating).

Well, what can you do?

Not eat it?

And see this? --->

Exactly my point!

Lol. You could let him have the first bite. Then when he spits it out you can show him how to taste ingredients and make a sandwich you can share. Kids love to have real accomplishments to be proud of. Six years old is such a fun age. It’s amazing what little kids can do!

Here you go!

And yes I am perfectly capable of withstanding ->

I have two kids...You have no idea of the level of resistance to you develop... ...

I wouldn't have eaten the sandwich if he hadnt put so much effort into making it. *Im usually immune to because my nephew is a troublemaker.

My son does the sad face too, lol. He usually just eats my food though.

Ah, but do you eat his?

KoB you are a true soldier and a prince for eating that godawful sandwich. Next time you may want to show your nephew the mentos™ in the Dr Pepper™ trick, if only to teach him the pitfalls of bad food combinations. Also he'll probably enjoy the show while you cleverly deposit the rest of the sandwich into the garbage disposal.

So I think it is official... Hi, I'm back. Heading to classes here in half an hour, just want to pop in and greet you all.

Nope, he's two, too young to care to make me food, thankfully lol

Yay for two, the age of Play-Dough food. I remember pretending to eat a Play-Dough creation that my son offered and then spending the next three years trying to get my son to NOT eat Play-Dough. D’oh!!

Awesome, you're back! Good to see you again!

He is not allowed to have Play-Do, lol. I know, mean mommy, but maybe once we move into a HOUSE and not an apartment, I'll let him roam a smidge bit freer. I still have to paint over the crayon marks before we move. IF we get to move.

Hi!


Play Dough tasted too salty for me to ever eat much of it. Funny I still remember that!

Good thinking. Play-Dough and carpet are not friends.


KC, I will never forget the salty taste of Play-Dough! And doesn't school paste taste like mint? I should mention that I did NOT eat paste voluntarily.



Greetings, Arcry!

I used to love to eat Play-Do XD Then my mother told me if I did, I'd grow up with stomach problems and have to go to the hospital every week because it never digested XD

WOO HOO! Arcry! Long time no see !!!!!!

My mom told me that about swallowing gum. Eventually I got up the nerve to confess to my grandmother that I had endangered my own life through the evil practice of gum-swallowing. My grandmother promptly swallowed her gum so that I would stop worrying. She was awesome.

My mom said the same to me, and said it would stay in my system for 7 years and I'm get fat because of the giant ball of gum in my gut. I think I quit chewing gum for a looooong time lol

I was told swallowing apple seeds would grow an apple tree inside me, watermelon seeds grow watermelons, etc. Ditto on the gum-swallowing "gumming up" my inerds.