...why're we killing them again?

Bobv, says here there are two paths for your future. In one, you join in my cause and fight wurlon and gamer, and, oh... oh god... oh god! Oh God!!! Well, if you're not homosexual I suggest you go with the other option, which is...

You join in my war efforts, and.. oh... oh god... oh God! Oh my God! Oh God! OH GOD! Yes, this option is slightly less horrible.

I think I'd rather do an inspection tour of food and waitresses of my various culinary holdings.

Hey we can kill wurlon!!! he is the kepper of the Titles...we are just evil maniacs with armies without titles...with them we are organized evil maniacs with armies.

he only keeps the titles for this thread.

That's ture, last threat it was bobv, and before that is was me, we will find a new title keeper.

ok! I will have Laputa floating abouve Alaska in a day and get my robots to searching for his base. can you guys send your armies to laputa so we can have to same jump point at his base?

I can have the LAX-A-TIV's on the foodstuffs stored in the base activated which should lower resistance.

Meh I've loved wolves and wolfmen all my life, wtf kind of army would I have? I never wanted to copy but it comes to that, stupid robotically enchanced skeletal warriors suck butt and the rest of your armies are so-non evil I can't stand it. Cute Elite Puppies And Sneaky Killer Kitties aren't the armies I had in mind. Fine I'll switch but wtf happened here? No one was on so I went for an hour walk and I come back and people want to kill me... and gamer but idk what he did.


wtf is going on?

And you guys don't know where my base is, so HA!

Food is everywhere.

I rule food.

Ergo, I am everywhere.

[sends exact location of base to fellow members]

Yeah you told us it was in Alaska, your old one in Starbucks/Ireland is massive scrapmetal.

Oh and by the way, suggest changes now before you piss me off. And I now have an army of daedroths, who can wield weapons and such...

Lol that was a long time ago fool, I've moved a thousand times already. Read my location, I changed it from and underground castle in Alaska to An underground castle facility deep in Wolf territory... which I'm going to change soon....


EDIT Wurlon: Overlord Of Medieval Weaponry, Armour, Castle Construction & Scrolls
HQ: Underground Castle Facility In Unknown Location
Army: Daedroth Warriors

I did dude i want you to change my entry to the one in my sig.

No you wanted to kill me you traitor

P.S We need more emoticons, there was no "meh" one

Alright People Listen Up

Since we are going to wage war, lets at least have sides as I don't know who's neutral to me, who's hostile and who's friendly.

Declare war, peace, or neutrality with my side of the Coalition BeloW VVVVV

*Takes out a book labelled "Wizardry for Dummies, by Gandalf Mithrandir "and flips through it* Aha, scrying. Exxxcelent.

Wurlon, make me BobV- Food Khan and Archmage.

*performs an obscure arcane ceremony which depends on the sacrifice of truckloads of virgins to an obscure demonic god of pointless trivia to divine the location*

Yo, gespuis, he's here. *points at spot on world map where Wurlon is*

As usual, I will remain neutral. Ish.

Well fine then, ill become the new one!!!!!

OFFICIAL BOARD MEMBERS OF THE COALITION OF EVIL GENIUSES

DoomedOne: King of the Space-Time Continuam, State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation and Board Leader of the Coalition of Evil Geniuses
HQ: Cretacious Period
Army: Genetically Modified Dinosaurs from Alternate Dimensions

Shogun: CEO of Intergalactic Affairs
HQ: Moonbase
Army: Samurai Snipers

Override: Overlord of all things BOOM
HQ: Chinese sweatshop
Army: Overworked Chinese children

Minque: Mistress of all things POOF & Plutonium Usage
HQ: Facility in North Atlantic
Army: Finland Navy

Gamer: Controller Of The Midwest, Mechanical Pencil Dispenser, Movie Industry Owner
HQ: A Treehouse Located In Indiana In A Cornfield
Army: Squirrel National Guard ( SNG)

Dantrag: Supreme Overlord of all Oceanic activity and Legislator of Nuclear Weapons.
HQ: Facility in Pacific abyss
Army: Various Genetically modified Sea Creatures

ED: Fuhrer of Totalitarian matters and Dystopian ideas and Master Chief of the DHSP
HQ: Secret Police Complex
Army: Death's Hand Secret Police

Soulseeker: Chief of the Elite Secret Ninja Guild
HQ: Somewhere on the Moon
Army: Ninjas

Chumba: Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events and Captain of the Pirates' Coalition against World Peace, and Founder of the Organization, Pirates Against Drunk Driving (PADD)
HQ: Carribean?
Army: Pirates

Lonewolf: Evil Executive Manager of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock
HQ: Bunking with Minque
Army: Fire Retardent Wolfmen

BobV: Food Khan and Archmage
HQ: McDonald's Parking lot
Army: Food monsters & Half Hitler Clones

Wurlon: Overlord Of Medieval Weaponry, Armour, Castle Construction & Scrolls
HQ: Underground Castle Facility In Unknown Location
Army: Daedroth Warriors

Neck'Thall: Master and Commander of the Floating Island, "Laputa"
HQ: Laputa
Army: Laputa's army of flying Robots which shoot Lasers out of their eyes

Megil: Cruel Director of Poisonous and pollutive activity.
HQ: South Pole
Army: Pending

FuzzyKnight: Commander & King of the Fuzz
HQ: The Hidden Fortress of the Fuzz located in Norway
Army: Un-naturally Strong Elite Puppies, Sneaky Ninja Kitten Slaves and everything else that goes into the category; Fuzzy

I will be "neutral"...as is i will sent all my resources to kill you, but i will not publicly declare war(like Arab nations)

exxxcelent.

That's it NO MORE LAPUTA !!!!

I'm sending 20,000 daedroths to take over your island, each using assault rifles and fire spell! That's only 1/6 of the troops I have left (if we have wars don't go freaking 5046546434654684654 troops as that's riduculous)



WAR !!!!


And That's It !!! I'M LEAVING THE EVIL SIDE AND GOING TO THE GOOD SIDE, THOSE WHO WISH TO FIGHT THE BADDIES FOLLOW ME!! [/size]

Uhh dude...theres like 200,000 Laser-Shooting Flying robots on Laputa...not to mention the people they serve...which is 5 times the Robots...(Its a BIIIGGG Island)

If it takes sucide, it shall! CHARGE MY BROTHER DAEDROTHS!!

Ok...i was going to experiment with alterantive food sources any way...Hey BobV Can i have per mission to make Daerdroth Steaks and/Or Doomed can i use genetic manipulation to make an army of super Daedroths from their corpses?

TO: Mr. Wurlon
From: Gamer10

As you can see, the tyrant has taken his army of idiotic slaves and pushed them against us. I suggest we ally and take them down! MWAHAHA!

-Gamer10

To: Mr. Shogunsniper
From: Gamer10

If you oppose war on me, why not join me?

-Gamer10

To: Mr. Gamer10
From: Mr. Wurlon

Yes I will ally with you, please join the AE (Anti-Evil) Coalition so we can bring down these fools! Mr. Shogunsniper may come if he pleases.

Sincerely,
Wurlon

To: Mr. Wurlon
From: Gamer10

I have drafted a constitution, if you and other members are in full agreeance then it's settled.

-Gamer10

Omg they made a new Tread even!!!

Here it is.

well I've got mine army you can use, a bitrilion moon rocks and one ninja that was exposeded to cosmic rays so he is the ultimate killer.



I need a permit from megil to poison my ninja's blades and knives and stuff right?

To: Megil Tel Zeke

I would like to request the permision to use a mixed poison on my Ninjas weapons. The said poison would be a mixture of various venoms and the said weapons would be the ninja's katanas, throwings stars and/or knives. Thank you for considering this and have an evil day

-Soulseeker

I formally present my resignation from this illegitimate group.

-Gamer10

Hey do i have to write a letter too?

To:BobV
From:Neck' Thall

I would like permission to introduce a new type of steak to your resturants in my city...The Daedroth fillet Mingnong(Sp)...

-Neck' Thall

To:Doomedone
From:Neck' Thall

I woul like a permit to make an army of Super Daedroths from the corpses of Wurlons Daedroth army.

-Neck' Thall

To: Coalition Of Evil
From : Mr. Wurlon

I hereby resign from my service in this coalition of evil.

Sincerely,
Mr. Wurlon

To: All members of this great and terrible coalition.

From: Dantrag.

We need to take extreme actions against the ones who seek to usurp our throne of majesty.

I hereby donate 35 nuclear warheads to DoomedOne, and I will keep some at my ocean base as well.

DoomedOne, my base is hereby offered as a refuge for any who need it, and my warheads will be ready for firing at any moment.

Doomed, your time-travelling abilities will be most precious in this time of crisis.

All other members: I would request that you all make a donation to our leader to aid in this war.

minque, donate some 'poof', as we will need much of that when we find the rebel's base.

To: All members of this great and terrible coalition
From:Neck' Thall

I Herby Donate the use of Laputa as a staging grounds for our offensive a gainst the Free Coalition of Anti-Evil Genuises. I recommend that all Donors put a part of your army there as a quik strike force, as laputa can go anywhere in the world in less than twelve hours.

To: The Collaberation of Evil Genuises

I am a mere representative of the free coalition. We (The Free Coalition) have decided as a group to declare war on your pitiful illegtimate group.You have a short time to surrender before we are forced to ransack your scum filled cities. May you lose swiftly. Regards-

-The Free Coalition of Anti-Evil Genuises

Never give up! Never surrender!! we (the evil guys) could destroy you. heck one of us could beat you. you have squirrels.

Dear fellow Colleagues,

I regret to inform you that Dantrag of universe 173 has died, but not without cause. He has gathered information that may prove to be crucial in this war.

They are in possession of anti-matter.

therefore, I would like to nominate minque as our Head of Research to Counter Anti-Matter, or quickly referred to as HRCA. I have made this decision, seeing as 'poof' is most closely related to anti-matter.

Please vote quickly; we may not have much time.

*Stands up in the Star Wars like Council room*

Council members of this Collaboration, my I recognize you as:

Shogun, the CEO of Intergalactic Affairs; Override, Overlord of all things BOOM; Minque, Mistress of all things POOF & Plutonium Usage; Dantrag, Supreme Overlord of all Oceanic activity and Legislator of Nuclear activity; ED, Fuhrer of Totalitarian matters and Dystopian ideas and Master Chief of the DHSP; Soulseeker, Chief of the Elite Secret Ninja Guild; Chumba, Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events and Captain of the Pirates' Coalition against World Peace; Lonewolf, Evil Executive Manager of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock; BobV, Food Khan and Archmage; Neck'Thall, Master and Commander of the Floating Island, "Laputa"; Megil, Cruel Director of Poisonous and pollutive activity; FuzzyKnight, Commander & King of the Fuzz.

I am formerly King of the Space-Time continuam, State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation and Board Leader of Coalition.

*Round fo applause*

This collaboration... this union... this coalition, as it stands, is not strong enough to face the new threat that knocks upon our door my friends! We can no longer hide behind our beauracracy. Formerly our defense was nothing more than to shove a pile of papers in the face of our foes to legally them block them out from their goals of betrayel and injustice. Everything was perfectly legitimate...

We must be more practical. No longer can vital decisions hide behind paperwork! Welcome... to the EMPIRE OF EVIL GENIUSES!

And without further adieu, stay tuned for your new titles.

*cheers* *cheers* Yes the Empire will strike back at our foes (yes that was a reference )

*Dantrag leans back in his chair with his arms crossed. He gives curt nod to one of his mutated sharks. He waits for DoomedOne's next statement.*

I second minque as being HRCA


and i donate my anauthorized nuclear missile launchpad and my 16 unauthorized nuclear missiles to doomedone.

in other news, a Super high powered linear orbiting cannon or SHPLOC (lmao) has been constructed on the moon. it has the power to fire an extremely large shell from the moon to the earth. upon firing the round will reach earth in approx. 29 minutes and cause an extremely devastating crater several miles wide at the point of impact. no explosives are used within the rounds though so it will simply cause the crater and an earthquake. downside is firing it can cause the moon to go out of orbit.....

You have eight minutes until the destruction of Laputa using anti-matter bombs, surrender now and Thrall will be spared.

Official leaders of the EMPIRE OF EVIL GENIUSES

DoomedOne: King of Space and Time, God of Universes 2-46, Chosen One of Genetic Manipulation and... EMPEROR OF THE EMPIRE OF EVIL GENIUSES
HQ: The Void
Army: Plagues of the Apocolypse

Shogun: Dark Lord of Intergalactic Affairs
HQ: Moonbase
Army: Samurai Snipers

Override: Grand Overlord of all things BOOM
HQ: Chinese sweatshop
Army: Overworked Chinese children

Minque: Sorceress of all things POOF & Plutonium Usage
HQ: Facility in North Atlantic
Army: Finland Navy

Dantrag: The Aqua-Nuke!
HQ: Facility in Pacific abyss
Army: Various Genetically modified Sea Creatures

ED: The FUHRER!
HQ: Secret Police Complex
Army: Death's Hand Secret Police

Soulseeker: Great Chief of the Elite Secret Ninja Guild
HQ: Somewhere on the Moon
Army: Ninjas

Chumba: Sinful Captain Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events and his own Pirate Ship
HQ: The freaking Carribean
Army: Pirates

Lonewolf: God of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock
HQ: Fortess of Solitude and Despair
Army: I don't remember what he said

BobV: Food Khan and Archmage
HQ: McDonald's Parking lot
Army: Food monsters & Half Hitler Clones

Neck'Thall: Master and Commander of the Floating Island, "Laputa"
HQ: Laputa
Army: Laputa's army of flying Robots which shoot Lasers out of their eyes

Megil: Cruel Director of Poisonous and pollutive activity.
HQ: South Pole
Army: Sludge Monsters

FuzzyKnight: Commander & King of the Fuzz
HQ: The Hidden Fortress of the Fuzz located in Norway
Army: Unnaturally Strong Elite Puppies, Sneaky Ninja Kitten Slaves and everything else that goes into the category; Fuzzy

SWEET "Dark Lord" i like it!


oh and *ahem* we have a situation.

Neck'Thall, you have limited time; step through the portal that appeared in your base and come to mine.

The anti-matter will have to eat up the entire ocean before even dreaming of ggetting to my base; it's the safest place.

HURRY, BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS!

Times Up, Laputa Is Destroyed! Thrall Is Dead Sleeping!

blast, they're attacking the moon!


i'de be willing to bet that this gets moved to the rp thread...

Don't worry, I;ve already set up a defenseive portal-barrier around Laputa. The missiles will be ripelled forward in time, so we have plenty of time to move Laputa out of the way.

Neck'Thall, I have now made it so that only you may step through the portal.

I cannot house, nor save your army; you will have to abandon them!

the portal will be destroyed with your base if you do not step through!

One hour until the arrival of 45,000 armed wolfmen on the moon, surrender and you will be spared, or you will be annihilated like Thrall.

Alright guys, sorry, but they nearly destroyed Laputa (nearly, I sent the missiles foward in time). We have to act now, that's why I'll be messing around with the physics of this universe. If I succeed, then anit-matter missiles will become impossible, and anyone destroyed by them will come back. If I fail, then, I may accidentally reverse gravity destroying all signs of life. Here goes...

Aww come on don't use time that's cheap, you guys could have launched missles at my anti-matter bombs, so it's your fault thrall should be dead. Plus he was sleeping We won't use time if you won't,