Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 09:27 PM
Due To Resignation All Data In This Post Has Been Lost, Please Refer To Page 4 To See Members Of The Evil Coalition.
BobV
Sep 3 2005, 09:29 PM
Good, you're in charge of it now. You'll be making the requested changes I didn't get a chance to make. First of all, my army consists of approved food monsters and half-hitler clones.
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 09:33 PM
I'm not in charge, these are the rankings and army, authorized or not.
I am only doing this because I want EVIL right now! I mean the clean evil, not the smiley fest...
I also like to bring up, where the heck did our plans for world domination/ destruction go?
gamer10
Sep 3 2005, 09:33 PM
QUOTE(Wurlon @ Sep 3 2005, 03:27 PM)
Gamer: Governor of all matters with direct relevance to Utah or Wyoming
HQ: Mormon National Bank
Army: Jahova's Witness Mercenary Guild
Will you stop and correct that!
My army is the SNG or the Squirrel National Guard.
My headquarters is a treehouse.
Change it immediately or I will withdraw from the collaberation.
Fuzzy Knight
Sep 3 2005, 09:34 PM
Interesting... So much evil...
BobV
Sep 3 2005, 09:36 PM
What I mean is, Wurlon is in charge of keeping the list up to date. nuff said.
gamer10
Sep 3 2005, 09:37 PM
Also I'd like to add that I now have control over the whole of Mid-west and my headquarters has been moved to Indiana, it is now located in the middle of a corn field somewhere.
To: Wurlon
From: Gamer10
In thanks for your cooperation, I present you with a huge load of corn.
-Gamer10
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 09:40 PM
QUOTE(gamer10 @ Sep 3 2005, 04:37 PM)
Also I'd like to add that I now have control over the whole of Mid-west and my headquarters has been moved to Indiana, it is now located in the middle of a corn field somewhere.
There's it's done, and I gave LoneWolf a new army!
Any other changes ? I don't want to change too much, as gamer already changed everything about his profile....
Fuzzy Knight
Sep 3 2005, 09:40 PM
Could it be possible for me to join this evil organization thingie...?
FuzzyKnight: High Commanding General and King of the Fuzz
HQ: The Hidden Fortress of the Fuzz located in Norway
Army: Un-natural Strong Elite Puppies, Sneaky Ninja Kitten Slaves and everything else that goes into the category;
Fuzzy
gamer10
Sep 3 2005, 09:42 PM
To: Fuzzyknight
From: Gamer10
I would like to welcome you too the group. I will see too it that you are made an official member.
-Gamer10
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 09:42 PM
QUOTE(Fuzzy Knight @ Sep 3 2005, 04:40 PM)
Could it be possible for me to join this evil organization thingie...?
FuzzyKnight: High Commanding General and King of the Fuzz
HQ: The Hidden Fortress of the Fuzz located in Norway
Army: Un-natural Strong Elite Puppies, Sneaky Ninja Kitten Slaves and everything else that goes into the category;
Fuzzy
Sure but you must be evil, and we already have a million commanders.. but let's see..
Fuzzy Knight
Sep 3 2005, 09:44 PM
Eeeeeeexcellent...
DoomedOne
Sep 3 2005, 09:46 PM
Bpbv, if you wanted to edit your stuff, you had to do it.
No one is in charge, I'm not in charge, but if you want to genetically modify something it requires a permit from me. If already have a permit, you need a new permit for different things.
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 09:47 PM
I now declare myself Permit-Giver for anything that involves wolves . That also includes werewolves, and wolfmen.
gamer10
Sep 3 2005, 09:49 PM
I take the permit for anything that involves bottled water, or mechanical pencils. Also, I'd like to be in charge of the movie industry.
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 09:52 PM
QUOTE(gamer10 @ Sep 3 2005, 04:49 PM)
I take the permit for anything that involves bottled water, or mechanical pencils. Also, I'd like to be in charge of the movie industry.
I'll let you do the pencils and movie industry, but bottled water isn't evil enough. Plus that's considered food, and that's taken by... that other dude whatever his name was lol
gamer10
Sep 3 2005, 09:55 PM
QUOTE(Wurlon @ Sep 3 2005, 03:52 PM)
I'll let you do the pencils and movie industry, but bottled water isn't evil enough. Plus that's considered food, and that's taken by... that other dude whatever his name was lol
Bottled water by itself isn't evil, combined with Megil's poison it is.
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 09:57 PM
QUOTE(gamer10 @ Sep 3 2005, 04:55 PM)
Bottled water by itself isn't evil, combined with Megil's poison it is.
You need a permit to use the poison in the water, and a permit from the Food Khan to use the bottled water. Nuff' said
ShogunSniper
Sep 3 2005, 10:06 PM
lonewolf prob. wont here of you being the overlord of wolves,wurlon.
and gamer, requesting permit for 500,000 mechanical pencils to be delivered to my moon base, and to make a documentary of the training of the samurai sharpshooter.
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 10:10 PM
QUOTE(ShogunSniper @ Sep 3 2005, 05:06 PM)
lonewolf prob. wont here of you being the overlord of wolves,wurlon.
and gamer, requesting permit for 500,000 mechanical pencils to be delivered to my moon base, and to make a documentary of the training of the samurai sharpshooter.
Well what am I overlord of then......... fine I'll be the Overlord Of Medieval Weaponry & Armor
ShogunSniper
Sep 3 2005, 10:13 PM
well then i request a permanent pemit for the use of samurai armor and weaponry.
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 10:19 PM
QUOTE(ShogunSniper @ Sep 3 2005, 05:13 PM)
well then i request a permanent pemit for the use of samurai armor and weaponry.
Wurlon: Overlord Of Medieval Weaponry, Armour & Castle/Keep Construction
HQ: Hidden In Foresty Wolf Territory As An Underground Castle Facility
Army: Medieval Weapon & Armour Wielding Wolfmen & Wolfwomen
Time: 9/3/05, 5:14
Dear ShogunSniper,
I hereby give you the permission (permit) to use, buy, store and move Samurai armors and weaponry until I say to stop. If any of these weapons are used agaisnt me then this permit is terminated. Detailed descriptions of each shipment of armours and weapons is required. Feel free to use them against Gamer!
Sincerely,
Wurlon
gamer10
Sep 3 2005, 10:23 PM
QUOTE(ShogunSniper @ Sep 3 2005, 04:06 PM)
lonewolf prob. wont here of you being the overlord of wolves,wurlon.
and gamer, requesting permit for 500,000 mechanical pencils to be delivered to my moon base, and to make a documentary of the training of the samurai sharpshooter.
To: Mr. Shogunsniper
From: Gamer10
500,000 are on the way. Unlike Wurlon, I do not mind who you attack as long as it isn't me.
-Gamer10
minque
Sep 3 2005, 10:25 PM
Ok I think I can let hings go very bad...hehe because nobody really knows where and who i am.....so IŽll just poke with my spent nuclear fuel then
Muhahahahahahahahahaha©
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 10:27 PM
QUOTE(minque @ Sep 3 2005, 05:25 PM)
Ok I think I can let hings go very bad...hehe because nobody really knows where and who i am.....so IŽll just poke with my spent nuclear fuel then
Muhahahahahahahahahaha©
Your the mistress of everything that goes
POOOF
Minque: Mistress of all things POOF
HQ: Facility in North Atlantic
Army: Finland Navy
DoomedOne
Sep 3 2005, 10:30 PM
I confused, since when did wurlon make decisions? If you want armor, you armor, no one has jurisidiction over armor. That's the way the coalition works.
If you want to genetically modify somebody, you talk to me.
You want nukes, you go to dantrag
You want poisons, you take to megil
Wurlon is... a guard.
minque
Sep 3 2005, 10:32 PM
oh wait..if you want plutonium you talk to ME!!!!!
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 10:35 PM
QUOTE(DoomedOne @ Sep 3 2005, 05:30 PM)
I confused, since when did wurlon make decisions? If you want armor, you armor, no one has jurisidiction over armor. That's the way the coalition works.
If you want to genetically modify somebody, you talk to me.
You want nukes, you go to dantrag
You want poisons, you take to megil
Wurlon is... a guard.
Actually I'm the overlord of medieval weaponry, armours, castle building and scrolls. Yes you must get permits from me, it's not fair you get to hand out permits and no one else does. Get your own guard then, my army is being recalled from your base definitely.
Edit: Minque now controls Plutonium Usage, you must get it and the permits from her to use it.
gamer10
Sep 3 2005, 10:41 PM
QUOTE(Wurlon @ Sep 3 2005, 04:35 PM)
it's not fair you get to hand out permits and no one else does.
My point exactly.
I call for a decision to impeach Doomedone.
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 10:46 PM
QUOTE(gamer10 @ Sep 3 2005, 05:41 PM)
My point exactly.
I call for a decision to impeach Doomedone.
Heh go make a poll so we can vote

EVIL GENIUS V EVIL GENIUS POLL ACTION !!
rofl that didn't sound right!!
But I agree, these power hungry geniuses may harm our plots, or even destroy us all!
Megil Tel-Zeke
Sep 3 2005, 10:48 PM
"disrupt the citric acid cycle (also known as the Krebs cycle). In the body the fluoroacetate is converted to fluorocitrate, a compound which prevents citrate from being used in the cycle. This results in an accumulation of citrate in the blood, and deprives cells of energy, leading to a slow and painful death as the body "suffocates from within"
yah in other words, you cannot become immune to my poison. in fact wolfs have no resistance to this poison. Sorry you die ^ ^
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 10:49 PM
QUOTE(Megil Tel-Zeke @ Sep 3 2005, 05:48 PM)
"disrupt the citric acid cycle (also known as the Krebs cycle). In the body the fluoroacetate is converted to fluorocitrate, a compound which prevents citrate from being used in the cycle. This results in an accumulation of citrate in the blood, and deprives cells of energy, leading to a slow and painful death as the body "suffocates from within"
yah in other words, you cannot become immune to my poison. in fact wolfs have no resistance to this poison. Sorry you die ^ ^
And is that factual lol I'm scared!! I simply won't eat and I haven't eaten yet!! muahahhahaha
DoomedOne
Sep 3 2005, 10:53 PM
wurlon:
1. YOU HAVE NO ARMY IN MY BASE
2. You chose to be a guard in the first thread
3. I'm not the only guy that hands out permits. I hand out permits for genetic manipulation, and genetic manipulationa alone (along with some other stuff). That is my branch. It's not my fault so many people want to genetically manipulate things.
4. You can't impeach me, I'm king, it'd require a coup to get rid of me, and I'd like to see you try, you can't even travel through time to get to my base, because I've set up a time travelling friewall in this universe to block out anyone without a license.
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 10:55 PM
QUOTE(DoomedOne @ Sep 3 2005, 05:53 PM)
wurlon:
1. YOU HAVE NO ARMY IN MY BASE
2. You chose to be a guard in the first thread
3. I'm not the only guy that hands out permit. I hand out permits for genetica manipulation, and genetic manipulationa alone (along with some other stuff). That is my branch. it's not my fault so many people want to genetically manipulate things.
4. You can't impeach me, I'm king, it'd require a coup to get rid of me, and I'd like to say you try, you can't even travel through time to get to my base, because I've ser up a time travelling friewall in this universe to bloick out anyone without a license.
1. That's because I took them out...
2. Well I rechose, you guys didn't really lay on the table what I could be, you just said "whatever you'll be a guard". I didn't like it.
3. Yeah we know that, but I at least want to hand out permits for medieval weaponry and stuff, sheesh.
4. There's always Megil's Poisons, but for now nothing will be done.
Megil Tel-Zeke
Sep 3 2005, 11:01 PM
Indeed it's factual. a very scary compound.
I'll be looking out for any other uses of poison.

Ingestion has so far been the only method of poison.
Wurlon
Sep 3 2005, 11:05 PM
QUOTE(Megil Tel-Zeke @ Sep 3 2005, 06:01 PM)
Indeed it's factual. a very scary compound.
I'll be looking out for any other uses of poison.

Ingestion has so far been the only method of poison.
Can you give me a permit to use that stuff? Please....
Channler
Sep 3 2005, 11:22 PM
You all might want to be careful with all this evilness...
I think the good guys might get a wiff of your evil deeds
DoomedOne
Sep 3 2005, 11:30 PM
I've moved be on regular evil plans. I've exhausted jsut about every single plan you could on different Earths in other universes. I've moved beyond, I'm officially like that organization in movies that only comes by the end to clean up the mess. I'm like a phantom organization. Therefore, good guys can't destroy me, because I've moved beyond primary evilness. I'm up to secondary evilness, the type of evilness you never get a full dose of in movies, the type the good guys never quite mess with.
The only creature that could ever beat me was Michael J Fox, and where the Hell is he now huh? Yeah, that's right!
Chumbaniya
Sep 3 2005, 11:41 PM
If all of you lesser evils have finished messing around deciding who get's what and who's in charge of who, I think it's time we got around to actually doing something evil. Valid suggestions will be put into my evil sorceror's (read: "pirate's") hat and one lucky winner will be chosen. The winner will have their plan orchestrated by a major evil organisation (aka. us lot) and get an all expenses paid trip to... Utah. Or Wyoming.
gamer10
Sep 3 2005, 11:47 PM
QUOTE(Chumbaniya @ Sep 3 2005, 05:41 PM)
YOUR REQUEST is Authorized.
Neck' Thall
Sep 3 2005, 11:50 PM
Hello?????I said this in #2 My army is Lapuat's army of flying robots who shoot lasers out of their eyes! ohh and Btw i was grounded for a while so umm...are we still at war with gamer? and wth happened to Override?
Edit: Yeah read my sig too...i made it in big easy readable letters...
Soulseeker3.0
Sep 3 2005, 11:50 PM
I would like a report, as in what our current plans are and what phase we are at. thank you.
DoomedOne
Sep 3 2005, 11:57 PM
Reports: I am overlord of every other parallel universe besides this one.
I am installing poison protection into my time-frame
I've decided to act my like an boat since everyone appears to think I;m some sort of tyrant, so I'll be sending 500 flying tyranisaurus rexes shot shoot spikes out of their arms toward the midwest. My goal is to obliterate the Squirrel Nation.
I declare war on wurlon and gamer. Pre-emptive war for an attempted coup.
Wolfie
Sep 4 2005, 12:03 AM
1) Wurlon you can't have the same damn army as me, that's just stupid. Get your own army.
2) I fully support DoomedOne in his war on Gamer and Wurlon
ShogunSniper
Sep 4 2005, 12:13 AM
i support war on Greenland!!!!!!!!!!
and i am building a giant cannon on the moon that shoots shells the size of towns at the earth, and it goes neither poof nor boom, it goes bang! muahahahahah
however i am against war on gamer and neutral toward wurlon.
Channler
Sep 4 2005, 12:14 AM
QUOTE(DoomedOne @ Sep 3 2005, 06:30 PM)
I've moved be on regular evil plans. I've exhausted jsut about every single plan you could on different Earths in other universes. I've moved beyond, I'm officially like that organization in movies that only comes by the end to clean up the mess. I'm like a phantom organization. Therefore, good guys can't destroy me, because I've moved beyond primary evilness. I'm up to secondary evilness, the type of evilness you never get a full dose of in movies, the type the good guys never quite mess with.
The only creature that could ever beat me was Michael J Fox, and where the Hell is he now huh? Yeah, that's right!
*Opens up brief case and puts on very small glasses, turns and looks down at a peice of paper*
Ahh, sorry Mr. Bad Guy, but according to the 938 x 10^93 clause of the Article of similiar proportions it states, and I quote,
"Every villian, no matter race, crede, color, or motivation, must hereby abide by the Rules of Cliche' that was established in the year 192 1/3 B.C. Those that decide not to abide by these said ruling shall stand in a court room of the said offended individual/country/nation/government and be judged by the Sausage. If the Offender survives the 24 hours of Meat, then they, the Offender, shall be declared null of their said crimes and may continue in a non-cliche'd universe/time/continuam."*Take off glasses slowly*
Now sir, have you had your trial by Weener yet?
Soulseeker3.0
Sep 4 2005, 12:18 AM
I too agree with Doomed one's plan to attack Wurlon and gamer, all my sourses are at your disposal
ShogunSniper
Sep 4 2005, 12:18 AM
doomedone youve seen the future, how do i die?
DoomedOne
Sep 4 2005, 12:32 AM
Channler. you forget the amendment to this law of cliche which was made in account of the movie hostage others I can't quite remember.
In the case of Teenage Super hero verses Random Men in black suits, when the primary villain has been defeated, the mysterious organization of secondary evilness is null, as long as they do not become large players until the last half hour of the movie, against any undoings by the hero, until the sequel. If, however, the organization presents itself before the last half hour, then the hero which answers under apathetic and self-destructive may unknowingly unwravel this organization.
Soulseeker, what are you resources?
Shogun, says here you join in my war efforts against Wurlon and Gamer and live a long happy life with many a gorgeous naked woman to serve your every need. I'm still observing yur life, I'm not finished yet but so far you're looking very good. I'll stay tuned to see the death.
ShogunSniper
Sep 4 2005, 12:39 AM
KILL GAMER AND WURLON!!
Heeey....turn off capslock..if you donŽt wanna see another "lock" ( edit minque)
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