The stupidest thing I've ever done (not most dangerous) was probably jousting against a tree from a dirtbike. Hehe, I landed about 20 feet infront of the bike. it was awesome.

A friend of mine went to the rennosance fest and brought back two ropes in the shape of a noose (they were too small to really try anything with). So we strapped on our skates and commenced a joust

It was fun until he wrapped his around my foot, it yanked me right off my feet and i nearly busted my face on the pavement.

Always wear a helmet children!

Sat through the entire movie "Napoleon Dynamite".

That was probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.

Well, when i was younger i made a bit of a game out of jumping into my in-ground pool backwards, putting my arms out to grabs the concrete and stopping just so my chin was a few inches from hitting the concrete.

Naturally, i managed to nail my jaw on the concrete like this. Smart.

Hurt, luckily it went kinda numb.

Let's see, I rode my friend to the ground at the Anti-Flag part of the greenday concert, Pulling alot of muscles in my upper leg and then kept jumping. Also, I hurt my right ankle really bad (almost a sprain) and instead of getting it checked out, I ignored it. Lemme tell you kids, every year I live my life for about two months not being to run as fast as I can, run as fast as I can or even move my foot into certain ways without needle like pain.

Having a bike-race one a frozen lake. A mile and a half in (the lake was about 3 1/2 miles long) I slipped on my bike and slammed through the ice with a sprained shoulder. Luckily I was at the front of the race so everyone saw me do it and helped me out.

Here here, I despise that movie and all of those damn "Vote 4 pedro" shirts.

i really dont know the stupidest thing ive ever done?

Played a game of full hopper paintball..

Let me splain, see what we call for hopper paintball is simply fill your hopper till its full, walk out into the field, stand back to back with 1 other person, walk 20 or so paces, and shoot the hell out of each other.

Lol, I think I counted at least 50 welts..

I neer really do stupid stuff, but I do remember one thing...

There is a ditch in some woods just behind my backyard, next to that ditch is two trees, one of which grew almost sideways, the other went up then over the ditch without any branches. What I did is jump from the sidways tree and grabed the branchless one. Guess what happened. Yup, the tree broke and sent me falling right into the ditch. It took me a few minutes to clime out of the ditch, I was just laughing that hard. I wish I got it on camara...

What's a hopper?

The little tank on top of the gun that you put the paintballs in.

I'll make a list but you'll need to wait around a year... Well, lets say it so - I've done much stupid things that a 15 year old boy shouldn't have done

Cheers

Stupidest thing I've ever done?
I dont know where to begin.

Well, there was that one time...

Let me tell you about the seagulls in Atlantic city. Those things were bread to kill. If you drop a fry, about sixty of them will sworm around you, battling each other for it. Once I was walking down the board walk with a pack of fries and a pizza in the other hand. I had about 15 of them stalking me, flying inches from my head. over time, that number increased to about 80. So I flicked a fry and tried to run. But as I tried to escape, they snatched my pizza out of my hands. so being the idiot I am, I tried to go in after it. That was in vain, because they devoured the pizza in seconds. And to make matters worse, I still had my fries in hand. I was forced to retreat.


Thats one of the stupid things Ive done.

Ive done some pretty stupid things so I will sare a few.

one time, I woke up (I sleep on a couch in my basement) and I noticed that there were spider webs on the ceiling. I had been playing Legend of Zelda the night before and in that game you can set spider webs on fire. well, I always have a box of matches handy because I like to burn things. so I lit a match and held it next to the ceiling. most of the spider webs evaporated before the flame even touched them but I finally found a thick patch of spider webs and ignited it. I was awed at the sight of a thousond flaming spiders raining from the ceiling. but then I realized that they were landing on my couch, and the ceiling was still on fire. thinking quickly, I picked up my helpful nalgein waterbottle and swatted the flames out on my couch, by the time I was done, the flames on my ceiling had burned out. that was not as fun as I had planned.

another time, I was at a friends bon fire in the middle of the night and I just got up and decided to walk towards the moon for no reason. I was about 5 miles away from my house before I realized how stupid I was so I called my friend to pick me up. so yea, that was stupid too.

Oh, ya, I've also lit myself on fire many, many time. It's pretty rare to see me without at least a little hair burned off some where.

I was there when that happoned.

I was also there when he was stalking random people at the mall with an elephant mask.

I just remembered another one. So me and my friend are walking through a school yard at like, 18:00 right? And me and my friend Joel see a cop car while walking in the parking lot out front. We had been playing GTA San Andreas that day, so I decided to make a joke. I yelled out "Yo! It's the bust! We betta roll!" so me and Joel start running. Now what I forgot is there are potheads that regular that school yard after hours, so cops get pretty suspicious when you run away. So me and Joel hid behind a dumpster and to our suprise, the cop had pulled through the parking lot and into the yard. So we're at the front entrence laughing, when Joel stops laughing and running, so I turn around. And there's Joel, talking to the police officer. Ofcourse I talked to him and we were allowed to keep walking, though we were careful not to run from any other cop cars.

Stupidest thing i've ever done?
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I tried to balance a knife on my nose.

Stupidest thing? Hmmm to start smoking I reckon.....

The stupidest thing i ever did was running with a staple Gun...I was going up the stairs with it in my hand and my little Bro was at the top but i tripped and fired it and BAM!! my little bro had this staple sticking out of his forhead. Luckily it got stuck in his skull so it did no real damage...but i was grounded for like a year...

I put a bag over my head and ran into a coffee table. I had to get stitches and I have a scar now.

Hehe, my body is basicaly one giant scar.

rofl
you should get that on video man, classic

sstupidest thing i ahve ever done is collect change from those fountains at malls, you know the one were people throw money in to make 'wishes' and the money goes to some organization.

needless to say we got caught, but we managed to lower the incriminating evidence of the security guard walking up to my friends and I, by throwing the change intot he middle of teh fountain where there stood a sign the said "proceeds go to 'blah blah children's foundation'" we then got more coins from our pockets and wallets and threw them at the sign, trying to hit it.

having no other evidence than three kids throwing coins from the fountains back intot eh fountain, the security guard told us we ahd to go out of the mall, and couldn't come back until it opened (which was 15 minutes later)

yah had they caught us putting money into our pockets i'm sure i'd have something like "stealing from a charitable organization" on my record. but it did buy us one pieve of cheesecake to feed the three of us (we were broke and hungry)

Megil, that is insanely awesome.

One time, I found this tiny bacon crumb in my car. Well, I wasn't really thinking, so I ate it. I soon realized that it was a bloody booger.

Great, now I can't eat my apple sauce. Well, I was helping my friend do his paper route, and there was a house with one of those "mini walls" around the front porch. There was about a foot of the deck's flooring that stuck out from out of the wall. So I'm standing on the corner of two of these conjoined flooring pieces, and heard a crack. All of a sudden, the L shaped corner comes crashing down with me on it, landing in the houses' garden a foot down.

Hm ...forgive an outlander..but what is a "booger"??

The green things that come from your nose.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWwwwwwwwwww, blahhh "nice" experience...

man. even if it was a bacon bit it still would have been insanely stupid


roflmao

I know that, but it was early in the morning and I hadn't eaten breakfast cause I wsa in a rush.

Well I was five and it was in the summer, my mother got home with groceries and when she got done I took a brown Acme bag and figured it would be fun to jump into the couch with it on, naturally I miscalculated due to the lack of knowledge of algebra. I ended up hitting the coffee-table that sits next to the couch, splitting my skin open and at first I didn't realize it. It was until my mother said "OMFG" and rushed me to the children's hospital, but I think I lost consciousness on the way as the last I remember was closing my eyes in the van...

that is awesome--ly stupid. but in a good way... this is the stupid thread so its a good thing.

well my stupidest thing (that I can think of at the moment) is the diving thing in the injury thread.

Probably trying to talk the the lower lifeforms inhabiting the official elder scrolls forums. I mean just look at this thread!

Proof of lower beings

After a while I just started to mess with them.

My stupidest thing ever done has now graduated from the bloody booger.

the other day at school lunch(i go off-campus), I ate an enormous wad of wasabi. Not only was it exctruciatingly hot, but disgusting. (I've had wasabi before, but you don't know how much this was) In order to get my five dollars though, I had to swallow all of it. I swallowed some, almost hacked it up, and then methodically began swallowing little bits at a time. Pretty soon, I couldn't hold it all, and had to spit it out.

You have no idea how much my stomach hurt when I got back to school. When I asked my teacher for some tums she asked why i needed it, so i told her. you know what she said? "I'm just going to let you live with your mistake." I was too busy moaning to reply angrily.

Hmmm, I really don't have a clue, my mate has a video of me rolling down a steep hill in two trolleys (tied together, I layed down inside). Yeah that hurt when I landed in the creek at the bottom, tell you what children, always make sure there is a responsible person at parties to keep the drunks intact...

Ok Danny....what were you supposed to prove by eating a lot of wasabi? Jeez I´m impressed that you could actually keep is for 2 sec in your mouth..then swallow the wretched thing! Ewwwww.......

Last week I ran a lap around some houses with my friend, while drunk. I was actually winning until, just before the finish, I hit the pavement. It was funny at the time though.

Stupidest thing, though, is when I was eight or something. We just got back from doing the groceries and first dropped of my grandma. I stayed in the car and my mom was talking to my grandma. I picked up a little stick, stuck it in the ignition and said something along the lines of "vroom vroom".
About 100 dollars and a week later the car was working again .

OMG i love wasabi!! however i wouldn't advise eating a mouthful for 5$.... you should've gone for 10!

ok, not the stupidest but, last night i was over at my friends house and we rode an office chair down an extremely steep hill. nuff said.

and also last night my friends and i were walking around the neighborhood at around 12 slapping the crap out of eachother for fun. my friend ran at me and tried to slap me but i sidestepped it and he fell down another even steeper hill.

I wasn't trying to prove anything, just trying to get 5 bucks.

A kid has to eat you know, I can't live off of my coffee shop job.

Unfortunately, I am the responsible party in my group of friends. I always go second at the semi-suicidal stunts. I am a bad choice for this job, as I treat people as specimens quite often and I like to see what happens when things go wrong.

Let's see. Long list. Very long list.

-When I was a little baby, I stuck my pinky finger in a pencil sharpener.
-When I was a little baby, I strangled a snake. I was holding it, and my mother saw me and screamed. Baby fear reflex, lol.
-When I was three, I was running into my bedroom, and I turned too early. Can you say wall?
-When I was four, I found my dad's razor blade lying around. It was one of those ones you use for cutting cardboard or tape. I didn't know what it was, so I hit the button on it, and accidentaly cut my hand open from the tip of my middle finger to my palm. My hands were covered in blood. I didn't tell my mother, rather, I walked calmly into the bathroom and washed my hands off, and kept washing them untill the blood was gone. I didn't tell them untill I was 6.
-On my 6th birthday, I went up to my mother and told her, "Bet you can't do this!" I tried to do a split, and I fell on my face and got a bloody nose.
-When I was seven, I had a pet dog. We didn't want him to run at our guests, so we put a little gate up over the stairs. I live in a split level ranch. Well, I decided I wanted to go outside, so I hopped the gate. Well, the gate came down. What happened was I was on top of the gate while it slid down the stairs, and then it began to slide off. I jumped off of it and only barely avoided hitting my head on the wall at the end of the stair well, by landing and rolling, then barely getting my hands up in time to stop myself. The funnything about this? There are only ~5 stairs. Despite this, I would swear it took at least 30 seconds to get to the bottom, and it wasn't moving slowly. Also, there isn't enough room for two people to stand sideways there, but I somehow managed to do an entire forwards roll.
-When I was eight, I dug a snow fort in the snow drifts in front of my house. The plows shovel the snow into the yards of myself and my neighbors, so the snowdrifts are always high. This snow fort was to be entirely under the snow. I managed to dig deeply enough for myself to fit entirely into the tunnels, then I came to a spor where there was solid ice in every direction. I tried to push it out, and I caused a very thick pane of ice to fll from the ceiling and fall behind me, trapping me. So there I am, curled up in this tiny area just big enough for me to sit in all curled up. There is ice on every side of me, and it gets very warm in there. This was to be my secret snow fort, and my friends didn't know where it was. They also wouldn't be here for hours. It was getting very warm inside there, and it seemed to me that it was airtight. So what did I do? I pushed my way out, straight into the street. I actually made fists and punched the wall untill it came down. I fell into the street right next to a passing car.
- When I was in the third grade, the school bully wanted to sit next to my best friend. I forget why. My friend didn't want to sit next to him. This bully was in the sixth grade. I walked right up to him, did my best to get in his face (not easy to do to someone two feet taller than you. I said, "Didn't you hear him? Read. My. Lips. He said, I. Do. Not. Want. To. Sit. With. You." The bully didn't stand for this, and lifted my off the ground by my throat. Withone hand. On a school bus. And nobody tred to stop him. I kicked him in the crown jewls and ran home, getting off the bus early. The kick made him drop me. I came in with a hand print on my throat.
-There is a little hill with a creek flowing at the bottom of it by my house. Me and my friends were sledding down it. We would go straight down the bottom, then cross it on the ice. It worked. However, one winter, it didn't freeze over and I went across anyways. I really did it to impress a girl I knew who was there, and I went across on a ramp on my old sled, one I had had since I was like 5. I used it because I was used to it, and I could do just about anything on that sled. Well, The idea was to pick up enough speed that I skimmed the water, and made it to the other side. Amazingly enough, it worked. So I started getting fancy. I would let my boots dangle over the edge of my sled. I would turn on the water. I still didn't fall in. Finally, as the ultimate act of tempting the irony gods, I placed a slender board on thecreek and decided that I would go across, balanced on the board. I had to ditch a few times, some because of neres, others because I simply wasn't lined up properly. I finally got it right, and guess what? I made it. Did this about 20 times, and then decided to try to turn on the board, so that I would do a 180 degree turn, and keep going on the other side. I made it halfway across, dipping my hand into the icy water to cause myself to turn. My feet went through the sled and ended in the water. I fell in. I was 13.
-When I was 12, I did something similar at the same place. I accidentaly dropped my sled, and it began to slide across the icy hill. I wanted to save it, so I dove and landed hard on the sled, amazingly not even denting the ice. My sled completely stopped by I kept going. made it to a spot where there was a drop right before the creek, trying to dig in all the way. Theice was too hard, and I picked up a lot of momentum. I turned a flip at the last possible second, landing on the inside bank of the creek, then, due to momentum, I fell in.
-When I was 13, I was doing research into supposedly real methods of doing magic. My glove got filled with so much ice, I couldn't move my hand, and even myself and a friend straining together couldn't remove my glove. I decided to show off my newly found "magical talent" despite not knowing for sure what it did, if it did anything at all. I did what the sites recomended to create fire. I had checked out several sites, and I used only the methods recomended by all or most of them. Well, I didn't think, "What if it actually works? I'll burn myself." I just tried it, and the ice did melt within about 30 seconds, all of it running down my hand as cold but not frigid water. My friend was amazed, and to this day I still wonder if the water just melted from the heat of my hand or what, I mean, it's possible that science doesn't account for everything, right?

These are only a few of my stories of dumb things I did.

i woke up this morning, stretched, stuck my hand into the ceiling fan. that hurt.

1 You all know the little hot wheels fire trucks? with the metal ladders? well it doesn't mater if you don't but they do...

anywho, I stuck the ladder, remember metal, into a electrical socket and got shot across the room I was in. I must-of been 3 or somthin.


2 well this happened to my brother but I saw it and he doesn't get on here sooo.... WEll we were walking back off of a pier thing in New York, you see, and there was a waist high bar or something and my brother tries to jump it. Well his foot catches on the top bar so he completly wipes out. there was also sand and a sharp object somewere.....


So he had a foot long cut in his shirt and a big scrape (probebbly a foot long too ) and sand all over his back... SO it probebly hurt. And to rub the salt in, figuratively, I jumped over the same bar to help him.


and then we all went for icecream.

Once I was plugging in a lightbulb for my friend. I'm very tall and he's short, and I was already over there, so I told him I'd help. Well, he flicked the qwitch on while my hand was touching the metal. Since it was so dark, he didn't know where I was. I got zapped, and, according to him, I was out cold for two minutes.
Once I tried to climb up my fireplace in my basement (I live in a split level ranch) only to discover that it was fake. I made it pretty high up there too. On a side note, I discovered these neat little rooms inside there, on the side of the actual fireplace, where the fake brick walls were hollow. And on the way out, I managed to discover some unpleasantly sharp and unpleasantly rusty nails.
Once I tried to crawl into a hole in my ceiling. See, there's this spot where a holein the ceiling connects to all the air vents. I made it halfway in, then realized I wouldn't be able to turn around, or go backwards, so i'd get stuck if I went any further.
Once I got locked in a room in my basement. (Later to become my bedroom) The door got jammed, so it would move with the lock locked or unlocked, and we had to go through the wall to get out. (There was a convenient hole, that we made conveniently larger)

wow, that sounds fun.... I should(n't) try that with my fireplace.

The stupidest thing ive ever done have to think on that one. One time i was fooling around with some lighter fluid an accidently squirted some on my pant leg. I figured hey why not light and see whaty happened so i took a lighter lit my pant leg and watched itr burn for awhile untill it engulfed my entire ad i did the stupid thing of running to the outside hose which on part i was fl;ipping scared about burning down the house i freaked out and just ran to the hose and when i got there my shirt began to burn i squirted my self down and went back and did it again im a smart one aint i

Yeah.... Mine's fake, and hollow. I don't suggest that you do that if you have a real fireplace, or if you are older than 10. I was 7 when I did that, I might be able to fit now, but I don't like getting tetanus shots, so I won't. I hate rusty nails.


You win.


Once I ran down a dark hill at night. I made it halfway down and then I ran into a rusty stake in the ground, they used it to tie their dog to, and I ran into it and fell and rolled down the hill. I had to get a tetanus shot and a butterfly for my leg.