QUOTE(Lopov @ Oct 9 2018, 10:08 AM)

EDIT: I just noticed that Miss Chevuus' stories couldn't be written in a thread with a more appropriate title.
Ha ha yeah totally. Did not realize that.
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Some time in Frost Fall, 3rd Era Year 429Lurius Lalelius looked up from his drink, thinking he had heard some sort of noise. Stalked around, sniffed the air, then sat down.
Was sure I heard somethingBut of course, being a bandit located in the underground lair of Zainsipilu, 'hearing something' was always a sensory effect one must take with a grain of frost salts, as the saying goes. 'Hearing something' was always a sensory effect one must approach with a smidge of caution. Even though it had been two days since his last whiff of skooma, Lurius knew how use of moon sugar products could be. Heightened awareness was both a bonus and a curse, as he knew well.
"Arenwen, are you out there?"
He called into the gloom, wondering if his underground associate had managed to calm down the slaves.
"Hmph. Where is that slave?" he joked, referring to his partner as one of the mongrels they'd managed to capture over the past few months. Mostly Khajiit who'd stepped too far off the path, then found themselves being shipped to Vvardenfell.
I was sure I heard something he thought again. Looked down into his brandy. Looked up.
And that's when he saw her. A flash of red, inches away, and a swish of
deadly-beige robes. A momentary glimpse of the Altmer who would manage to end his miserable life.
"You N'WAH!" he cried. Grabbed his weapon, while the elf before him began to retreat. Lurius wasted no time rushing after her. Left the comfort of his underground den, hoping not to face a horde of freed slaves as well as the elf. No, this seemed not to be the case.
"I am Igodah, and today you have swung your last weapon," the elf cried out. "Remember my name in your death, snort-monger."
Lurius continued to follow her as she continued to retreat.
This will be a cinch, once I finally catch the outlander! thought Lurius, just before his strength began to fade.
Silly mages, always dressed in robes, NO MATCH for my blade! he mused, as some sort of magical effect began taking final effect.
"I shall rid your miserable life, outlander!"
And that was the last thing Lurius Laleuis, former Vivec gondolier-turned-bandit would say before his legs could carry him absolutely no more. He looked down to his boots, flabbergasted and flummoxed. Tried to swing his axe. Yes, he could still manage this. But not with much force. What was happening to him?
Igodah Gopei stopped her retreat. "How are you feeling, 'n'wah'?" she asked, approaching within swinging distance of Lurius' blade.
"You elves... you ELVES!"
"Say what you are trying to say, for not all of us are about flash but no fury."
Lurius thrust at the elf. Connected. Normally, such an attempt would cause a broken rib, a gush of life-essence. But though the elf cried out in mock pain, his weapon had done nothing.
The elf in beige robes then cast another spell, summoning a bonewalker. And as Lurius began to get pummeled, helpless to move his legs, helpless to cause any damage, he wondered if his days in Vivec hadn't been so bad after all. 20 gold a day at most, true, but better than this.
As Lurius slumped to the floor, last thing he saw before darkness closed in was Igodah the elf's sinister smirk.
The end of one more