In more ways than one - he remembered that if the one package was needed that sweets would be a very good idea too, ROFL !!

Ok, help out a single, non-American guy here. What is that Playtex box?

Feminine products I believe.

Sorry I asked

That network name reminded me of a person who was going to name her online shop “eight pounds of uncut cocaine” so that her customers’ credit card statements would be interesting. Sadly there was no picture.

But there’s this:

Urk .. . "gaaaaargh"

When I worked at the dollar store, this huge man, not really known for being the sweet, loving type, came in, went straight for the tampons, grabbed a handful of chocolate bars, and slammed them on the counter. he looked at the guys behind hiim and goes "SAY somethin'! I know how to treat my lady when she feel bad!"

Nothing was said, and I high-fived him and said "Happy fellatio week, dude." He nodded knowingly and paid for his stuff and left XD

There goes Rohirrim innocence lost 4.1

He'll have to learn at some point XD

We're ruining his childhood. Wanna help?

I'll send him Maxical's "Sword Polishing Instructions" she sent Eyja.

Those were in case anybody gets a nose bleed while they're having a tea party.

EW, I can see it now when they swell up and expand in the nostrils, urgh...

Wouldn't the be...painful?

Yes, and require surgical removal probably, urk

Don't some people use then to stop nosebleeds or something? Lol

How the hell big are their nostrils? Dear gods!

Tampons don't look that big...

The police here in the UK carrying them as they make really good quick-application bandages for knife wounds.

Well, I can't say I've ever tried, but I guarantee I couldn't get one in either of my nostrils, they don't hardly fit where they belong. And they expand when moisture hits them, "...urgh!" POOOOM! RIIIIIP! *insert emergency run to hospital for nose surgery*

Only in the UK.

I would just be like:

"I'd rather bleed to death."

Yes, knife/gunshot wounds = they will fit and slow the flow enough to save a life. But a nosebleed = someone may need emergency room removal. (I would think).

Tampon for a nosebleed is overkill unless the thing is really bad.

Exactly, and they'd have to have nostrils the size of a ... (fill in the blank) _______________ !!!!!

ANUS!!







I apologise for nothing.

Police: "Sir, did your nose just fart?"

Lol. I sometimes feel the same way when faced with a really amazingly dumb question IRL.

Also, pertaining to my previous comment poking fun at our neighbors across the pond, I'd just like to say:

"I was only kidding and please Colonel Mustard, do not kill me with your melee training."

Yeah, here's the thing. I'm usually the one ASKING the stupid question, but I know that feeling of being asked stupid questions. Yahoo answers is a good place to go for a laugh

Good Neighbor.

Screw You, Nick.

Gears of War?





*Slams laptop shut*

I will never trust the toilet paper roll again, lol.

I'll bet Blackie wishes he'd found that pic, lol.

Now that pic is property of me, so if he wants to use it, he's gotta offer me something

Yeah, BWAAHAAHAA!

You were saying?

GAAAAAAH! What's this?

Molest?

Tourist: "Come here, big fella! I got a surprise for you...GAAAAAH!"

I don't get how you could molest a croc XD

*mALX turns green, grows to gigantic proportions and rips shirt off?*

Yes!

That's what I was thinking. Do they even have parts? I've never seen them, and I lived in Florida.

I am sure by "molest" they mean things like throwing rocks or empty beer cans at the crocs, not something sexual.

Probably.

You're just now seeing those mALX?!

Merely a sample of my true power....and showing Kobby his hubris in claiming a single picture!

Muhahajaha!!™