QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 28 2013, 12:45 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 28 2013, 08:44 AM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 28 2013, 12:25 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 28 2013, 06:22 PM)

Oooh. Look, I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer

No, that knife apparently was in your hand. And later in your leg

No, it was in his LEF.
mALX is right

I was I. So much pain I couldn't type right

I just find it extremely cool that when a life-threatening injury hits you type a message to us first, call 911 second. If a raving murderer breaks into my house and is chasing me around to kill me, I vow to stop by the PC and type you all a messege so you'll know before the coroner's office and the news stands!
"OMG, It's the murderer! He's got a pocku knife and he's prying the door with it! GAAAAH! I see his lef coming through my window...GAAAAAAH! He's chasing me around! GAAAAAH! URK!"