"I'll take beer and chips! Er...that is, root beer and potato chips..."

I'll take about 3 margaritas, 2 pina coladas, a few shots of tequila, and a big fat cigar. I'm intent on not waking up for a few days, lol

I couldn't get mine done in time

I'll take the same order as Liz, plus about ten beers

Bloody Mary.

Typical.

Okay, deadline is close as you've all already gathered. Gimme a few days to collate a shortlist (I've been hit by a sudden inundation of Extended Family so don't have much internet time an am knackered out by small children) and then the voting will start.

Gimme a whiskey on the rocks.

Good luck with the "dealing with small children" bit. Just out of curiousity, how many stories were entered in the end?

I think about seven. I'm counting so good* at the minute.

*NOT counting so good. See what I mean?

I read that as "and then the vomiting will start."

Ok, if anyone saw the posts that were here, I apologise and please ignore. I'm babysitting tonight, and whilst I was making a call upstairs, the NIGHTMARE child I'm watching discovered the account I made for April Fools about 5 years ago.

Apparently Firefox has saved all my passwords.

The little pain is still smirking at me too, it was funny apparently...

I missed them, can you have him repost them? Lol.

Her. A 13 year old horse loving, Red Dead Redemption loving, The Wanted loving and WINDING ME UP loving pest...

And how do you remove saved passwords in Firefox?? It saved them in the first place, there must be a way to...I don't know, unsave the bloody things...

She sounds wonderful! I don't know about Firefox, but there should be a way.

Ooooh, the Peacock King?... ...

He was like, sooo naughty...I almost reported him...Like...Totally...

Nah, I never noticed anything bad...Just the one about wanting to read the entries is all... ...

There's a lesson here kids...Never save the passwords...

That's what I thought. I only saw the one post, lol.

Oh, hush you!

Yeah, that was the first post, as it had been open on this thread. 2 more posts in general when I caught her...

And what does she do? Grovel? Apologise?

Nope. Just nicks my Xbox...

For real? Wow lol

Remove Firefox Passwords

But maybe the juvenile delinquent can create her own account? We need more horsey- I mean horse-loving- members

She sounds perfectly full of life and fun, and I agree with Treydoggie - let her set up her own account and join us here! We'll all be nice to her, promise!

Anyone with the good taste to scarper with an xBox is OK in MY book. Of course- it wasn't MY xBox

Absolutely, lol. My teen son has nipped my new gaming laptop, moved it into his room and laid out traps to keep me from entering and getting it back, lol.

At the very least you should start calling her The Peacock King.

GUYS I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE ENTRIES!!!! will we be taking secret bets on whose story is whose? XD

Darn right! (this answer covers both of the two comments above it)

Thirded (on both counts)

Eek! Any chance we can make them all the same font and size? Two of them are quite hard to read atm...

I could do it if you want, but I don't want to edit your posts without permission...

Ooh, and YAY!

I'm excited

I second that.

Damnit, I have work in ten! Will read when I get home!!!!

And, of course, seeing as I don't think I've said this yet...

A BIG THANK YOU to the Colonel for volunteering to do this for us all Much appreciated matey!

Yeah, thanks colonel

Yes, thank you!!

Yes, thanks Mustard !!!

Doesn't this site have a "Poll" taker thing for voting?

Woo HOOOO! Many thanks Colonel! Off to read.

You're welcome, everyone.

mALX: I thought about a poll, but it's too easily abused, while the PM system is much harder to.

Also, before anyone asks, you can't vote for your own stories. That's just silly.

The first vote's in! Excitiiiiiiing!

Nice job everyone, your entries were all excellent!!...Loved reading them...

*Applauds heartily*...

There's already a vote?! I haven't even read any! Gahhhh!

Read three so far, have to say, I'm impressed with all three!

WOOOHOOOO!!!! Hell yeah, Mustard! Let the voting commence!

I read five, giving my eyes a break before reading the 6th.

Has anyone been trying to guess the identities of the writers? I am pretty sure I recognize Burnt's and Uleni's writing styles, and am torn between two as being Grits or Liz - this is exciting !!!

Secret bets!!

Hmm. Like you I have one still to read. Pretty sure on who has written which so far though

Now, it'll turn out I'm completely wrong of course...

Two years since I've written anything and you still recognize my flair! You be scary, mALX

But yeah, I recognize some of the writing styles here and I'm scribbling names. Like you, I'm pretty dubious as to which is Liz's and Grits', but I'm ready to take bets!

I'll take that compliment, thank YOU!

No one does it quite like you when setting a scene, Uleni. Whatever sorcery/magic you use - I am green with envy of it!

Want me to PM you my guess or should I wait till the deadline

Aww, thanks mALX!

Go aheadol

Oh, crapola...

Read them all. Ended up having to score them to figure this out. I now have three stories on the SAME score tied for my first choice...

Will now have to re-read them all tomorrow to narrow it further. What a hardship

Terrific job everyone!