haute ecole rider: Yes, Jerric was not up to the reminder of all he lost, even with the family that still means so much to him. There’s a lot that’s still broken.
SubRosa: Jane Austin indeed. Jerric provides some more awkwardness for Abiene in this installment. Dragging her passed-out boyfriend up the stairs while still in her ball gown isn’t part of her ideal evening.
mALX: Don't worry, it was nothing more sinister than a friend with a Nord-sized bottle. (For now.

) I’m so glad you enjoyed the ball. It was fun to show a little of what goes on in Abiene’s mind under the manners.
Acadian: I’m glad you enjoyed our mages at play. I had a great time writing it. In my mind I can see Countess Umbranox and Abiene with their heads together over some community welfare projects, but I can’t see how we’ll ever get there!
King Coin: Welcome back! It’s great to remember that road trip with Martin. I’m looking forward to Jerric eventually getting back to Cloud Ruler Temple. Eventually. I think that’s why I enjoy Aravi’s fatigue mod so much. A lot of Jerric’s fights end up on the ground, but his game doesn’t reflect that. Hang in there, soon rat will be off the menu!!
Where we are: Jerric’s Saturalia.
Chapter 11 Holidays: Part 16 Jerric woke to pain and quiet darkness. He lay still for several moments before he tried to think. I’m in a bed, he decided. Boots off. He rolled gingerly to his back and felt the front of his trousers. Buckles and buttons still in order. That relieved a host of concerns.
He cracked his crusty eyes open. A dormitory. He was in the mages guild common quarters. Daylight glinted around the window coverings.
Urgent needs began to make themselves known. Jerric flopped out of the bed and staggered to the necessary. Once undone, his fly proved too complicated to close, so he let his shirt hang over it. In the nearby bathing chamber, his shaking hand couldn’t hold water. Jerric dragged himself down the stairs in search of a drink.
He stood in the dining chamber, bewildered. Why was he here? He closed his eyes against the stabbing light.
“How is your head, Jerric?” Abiene’s tender voice pierced him, and her footsteps seemed to shake his bones. She took his face in her cool hands. Darnand’s head popped up over her shoulder.
“Uh,” Jerric croaked. His mouth was the Alik'r Desert.
“This is the perfect opportunity,” Darnand whispered to Abiene. “You suggest it.” His wide eyes stayed on Jerric’s face.
“I can hear you, Darnand,” said Jerric. “What daedric trick do you two have planned?”
“Not daedric, alchemical,” Darnand replied in a voice like a cracking whip. “I… we have a hangover remedy to try out on you. That is, to offer you.”
Abiene gently brushed Jerric’s hair back from his forehead. He wished he could lie down with his head in her sweet lap and quietly die. “If it doesn’t work, I can try to heal you,” she coaxed softly.
“Why wouldn’t… ugh, too many words. Bring it,” Jerric groaned.
Abiene guided him to a bench and sat him down with his back against the table. He closed his eyes again and let his head drift in a sea of pain. He awakened to a pair of Breton faces, one curious, and one compassionate. Darnand handed him a mug. Jerric closed his eyes and drank the bitter liquid. He kept his eyes closed, waiting for relief.
After a moment he began to feel he was at the center of something he could not control. Sweat slicked his skin, and his stomach heaved. Vomit surged up his throat and burned his sinuses as he tried to hold it in. Abiene swiftly moved a basin under his chin and held his head over it, gripping him by the hair. The potion came out first, and he lost track of which way was up and which was down. He tried to cling to Abiene’s legs, but a spasm drove him to his hands and knees. Abiene followed him with the basin, bending over him as he emptied his guts.
He could see Darnand’s feet under the hem of his robe in front of them. “Do you feel the need to defecate?” Darnand asked with clinical interest.
“Kill you,” Jerric wheezed. He spewed out another burning mouthful. Sweat ran down his nose. Heat flashed over his skin, and then he started to shiver.
“Now is not the time, Darnand,” Abiene scolded. “I told you the emetic was too strong.” She let go of Jerric’s hair and wiped his face with a damp cloth. Jerric began to think she had been anticipating this kind of result.
“All right, but…” Darnand’s footsteps moved toward the dining room door. “But how does your
head feel, Jerric?”
He locked his elbows, hoping to keep his face off the floor. “A cool bath, when you are able,” Abiene said softy, stroking his hair. He realized that it no longer felt like he was being hit with a hammer.
A noise began in his abdomen. That’s not my stomach, Jerric realized with growing horror. A painful cramp told him that Darnand had anticipated the next effect. Thank the gods his trousers were already unfastened. He scrambled up and ran for it.
“And I told
you we should administer it in the necessary!” he heard Darnand say to Abiene behind him.
Eventually Jerric emerged into the hallway, exhaustively purged. Abiene waited there holding a lit candle. She placed it in the necessary and closed the door.
“A bath now, if you agree. I have it ready for you.” She reached her hands out to him. It was all he could do not to collapse on top of her. With minimal cooperation on Jerric’s part, Abiene got him ensconced in his bath.
The lukewarm water eased some of his suffering. Cool air flowed down over his head from the open window behind him. Abiene had tucked a linen towel around his hips under the water. He was certain that his own modesty did not require preservation, but her reasoning quickly became evident. A fallen Nord battlemage recumbent in the tub proved an irresistible curiosity to his guild mates. He was soon subjected to a parade through the bathing chamber.
Felen was his first visitor. He stood at the foot of the tub, aglow in dark orange velvet. Crimson silk panels ran down the sides of his doublet, and more crimson was visible through the slits that decorated his puffed breeches and sleeves. Scarlet hose hugged his legs below the breeches. Jerric decided it would almost be worth the effort of moving to see what the mer considered appropriate footwear for such an outfit.
“Jerric, my lad,” said Felen warmly. “While you are indisposed, perhaps you would allow someone to trim your hair?”
“All right,” Jerric agreed feebly. He lifted a dripping leg and propped his heel on the tub’s edge. “You can start with my feet.”
Felen laughed heartily. Jerric winced, but he realized it wasn’t his head that was hurting. In fact, that was the only part that didn’t hurt. Felen patted the wet foot affectionately, his eyes slits of amusement. “You will soon be upright. I do not doubt the recuperative power of your stalwart race.”
As Felen left, Jerric spied Darnand hovering near the door. For safety reasons, Jerric suspected. “I wonder if the potion would affect the races differently,” Darnand mused. “They said they found Rhano with you, and delivered him to the Fighters Guild. Do you suppose we should offer him a dose of our cure?”
“Cure?” Jerric demanded, rising up a little in the tub. “Cure? Yeah, go ahead and give it to Rhano. Then I can watch you try to cough up your teeth.”
“You admitted that your headache has improved,” Darnand said defensively.
Jerric raised his hands out of the water. They still shook uncontrollably. “Yeah, my head feels better.”
Thaurron slipped past Darnand, bearing a steaming mug in his hand. Jerric eyed it warily.
“An offering from our own kitchen,” Thaurron announced with inexcusable mirth. “A restorative tea!”
“Bosmer tea?” Jerric asked, trying to keep his voice even.
“It is one of Hjordhild’s blends. I expect she is familiar with Nordic indiscretions. And this,” he produced a napkin-covered plate with a flourish, “is from Bertille.”
Jerric lifted the napkin with trembling fingers. “A bacon sandwich. May all the powers bless those women.”
Darnand drew closer to the tub. “What did she put in the tea?” he asked suspiciously. “I did not know that Hjordhild was an alchemist.”
Jerric tasted the thick brew. “She put
tea in it, you madman.” He took a crunchy bite of the sandwich and washed it down with a scalding sip. Abiene’s hand helped him steady the mug. “Sugared bacon,” he moaned, closing his eyes. “I might need another towel.”
He opened his eyes to find Carahil standing at the foot of the tub, arms crossed and eyebrow raised. She looked splendid in gold and plum-colored velvet. Jewels glittered at her ears and throat. It’s Saturalia today, Jerric reminded himself.
“Greetings of the day,” he said to her, flushing. A shower of crumbs freed themselves from his sandwich and tumbled over his chest. He set it aside.
Carahil got right to the point. “I must ask you about last night, Jerric. Do you remember when the guards found you?”
“Uh…” Thinking was like trying to see through thick fog.
Carahil waved her hand dismissively. “Never mind, I will tell you. They found you on the ground under the evergreen oak in Westgate, leaning against the trunk. Singing. Before you passed out, you told them you were waiting for Rhano.”
That rang a faint bell. “Yeah! I was waiting for Rhano.”
“Only you were not waiting for Rhano. You were holding him in your arms like a babe.”
That rang another bell, this one more alarming. “He was cold. Just like…”
“Yes,” Carahil agreed. “Just like the last time. Was that ten years ago? A dozen?”
Jerric tried to form the question, but the words were stuck.
Carahil anticipated him. “No, this time you were both wearing trousers. Jerric, there is an important question I must ask you.”
Abiene’s eyes widened with shock. One hand crept up to cover her mouth.
“No!” Jerric said to her hastily. “It wasn’t like that. And anyway, it was a long time ago. We were thrown out of a brothel.”
Now her other hand came up to press over the first one.
“Just for fighting!” Jerric tried to explain. “There was a little brawl. We were hardly more than kids! That man is a hothead, it was all his fault.” He glared at Carahil. “I’m so glad you remembered that.”
Carahil’s face was solemn, her voice low and urgent. “Jerric, you must focus your attention. Last night…. Last night, did you drink brandy, or whiskey?”
Jerric blinked at her. “Whiskey.”
Carahil pounded her narrow fist against the edge of the tub. Felen’s voice came in from the hallway. “Whiskey!” he crowed. “I told you the boy would never learn!”
Carahil looked aggrieved. “That is fifty-five Septims you have cost me.” She swept from the room.
“Get your hair wet,” Abiene said gently, after a moment that seemed to last an hour. “I want to wash the blood away and see where it came from. Besides, it’s only a matter of time before you start questing in your chest hair for bits of bacon.”
Jerric complied. “I probably smacked my head on something. My hands aren’t busted up, I don’t think there was a fight.”
Thaurron perched on a stool, still smiling. Sparky sat on his shoulder. The imp tilted his tiny head to the side, looking between Jerric and the sandwich. Jerric warned him with a glare before he closed his eyes.
Abiene’s strong fingers worked over his scalp, sending shivers through him. This is better than most of what you pay for at a brothel, Jerric thought. He decided to keep that to himself. He wondered why Thaurron lingered. Then he realized that the mer’s presence might help give them the appearance of a healer and her patient, rather than an aedric spirit and her idiot lover. He resolved to maintain an appropriate expression.
Jerric rinsed his head when she told him. When he opened his eyes, he saw that Abiene had a sudsy cloth in her hand. “Lean forward,” she instructed. She began slowly scrubbing his neck.
Jerric held on to the sides of the tub and let his head fall forward. “Do you do this for all of your patients?” He had to stifle a moan. Thaurron began to chat with Sparky.
Abiene rubbed the cloth across his shoulders. “No, my love,” she murmured. “Only the ones who smell as badly as you do. You can wash your own— Hello, associates.”
Jerric looked up to find the grey-eyed Imperial lad and a stocky Khajiit in the doorway. They both wore their Saturalia finery.
“Hail, Master Jerric,” they chorused.
Jerric tried to sound happy to see them. “Well met, lads. I’m no one’s master this morning. I’m a cautionary tale. Stay…away…from the whiskey.”
“Mead before liquor, never sicker,” advised the Imperial.
“If it is brown, this one puts it down,” the Khajiit replied solemnly.
“The wisdom of youth,” said Jerric. “I thank you for sharing it.”
“Let us repair to the lower chambers, my lads,” Thaurron suggested. “Only a few moments remain of the morning. The parades should begin shortly, and Hjordhild has promised a midday repast to write home about.” The four of them made a procession of their own leaving the room.
Since they were alone, Jerric leaned back in the tub and studied Abiene. She rubbed her cloth against the soap again. Her gentle hand drew it over his chest and down his arm. When she met his gaze, he thought he might drown in her tender eyes. Her smile made him feel less of a repulsive spectacle. What is it about this woman, he wondered. Her portrait might simply be titled ‘Breton in Brown.’ Yet I would swear there’s never been anyone more beautiful.
Her cloth worked its way down his middle. She pushed up her sleeve as her arm went deeper in the water. Jerric moved his hand so that her breast slipped into it as she reached. He discovered that he was not entirely dead after all.
“Now I know why you gave me a towel,” he said softly. “You don’t suppose you could put your hand under…”
Lildereth appeared in the doorway, barefoot and tousled in a knee-length nightdress. She had her arms wrapped around herself and her eyes half-open.
“You look a little rough, mini-mer,” Jerric told her.
“And you’re in your prime.” Lildereth’s voice sounded like pine bark. She leaned against the door frame.
“Are you ill?” Abiene asked, instantly concerned. “I noticed you left early last night.” She rose and dried her hands as she approached Lildereth.
“I didn’t feel well. I don’t think I’ve ever been sick before.”
Abiene took Lildereth’s face in her hands. Jerric watched her feel Lildereth’s forehead, neck, and under her jaw. “You’ve caught something, Lildereth. Even a Bosmer can sometimes fall ill. How long have you been feverish?”
“Just since last night, if that’s what this is. I didn’t drink anything after our wine, so I know it’s not the Nord’s illness.”
Jerric was too worried to tease her back. A fever was no laughing matter. Some diseases couldn’t be cured or healed away.
“How long have you been feeling poorly?” Abiene asked. She had Lildereth’s wrist between her fingers.
“I thought I was just tired. Perhaps a week?” Lildereth sounded uncertain.
Jerric sat up in the tub. “The zombies. I didn’t think you touched them.”
“When we buried Darnand’s meat,” Lildereth said weakly.
Abiene put an arm around Lildereth’s shoulders and a hand under her elbow. “I don’t want to take you over to the healing hall, and I don’t want to put you back in the common quarters. Will you rest in my chamber?”
Lildereth nodded. Abiene shot Jerric an apologetic glance over her shoulder as she led Lildereth into the hall.
Gulitte took their place in the doorway. “Now I know what I have to do to get into her bed,” he remarked. He stood looking down the corridor, Jerric guessed at the two women.
Darnand elbowed past him back into the bathing chamber, looking cross.
“Ah,” Gulitte continued. “The two of them together in there. That Bosmer looks like a nice little handful. And Abiene might not fill up her blouse, but she’s as flexible as a willow branch.” Gulitte sighed. “Now I won’t be bored for weeks.” He gave Jerric a smug glance. “You know what I’m talking about, Nord.”
Jerric couldn’t disagree, but Darnand’s face looked like a thunderstorm. His hands were clenched into fists. As long as he doesn’t open them full of fire, thought Jerric.
“Don’t tell me you’ve never looked through the wall with your life detection spell,” Gulitte said to Darnand. “You’re missing a treat. Every morning our esteemed Restoration trainer bends herself in all directions before breakfast. You can’t tell what she’s wearing, but she’s bare the way I picture it.” He shook his head. “I’d wager she can cross her ankles behind her neck.”
Jerric took a moment getting his feet organized. By the time he lurched upright in the tub, Darnand was speaking.
“Spy on her again, and I shall pluck out your eyes. Then a faint glow is all you will see of anyone.” Darnand’s voice held an icy calm. Marc looked too terrified to move.
Jerric found himself at a loss. First he was disappointed by Abiene’s abrupt departure, and now he wouldn’t be killing Gulitte. There was no telling how long this standoff would last. Jerric decided he had seen enough.
“One of you come over here and give me a hand,” he said affably, reaching an arm out toward the door.
The chamber was suddenly empty of Bretons. Jerric sat down in the cool water and reached for his sandwich. “Gods save me from the attention of mages,” he muttered.