*Shoots KoB*

Take that like a man!

*mALX darts out from behind cappacino machine, snatches book and bolts out back door into alley*

Get back here!

*Gives chase, cursing furiously*

Hmmm...I fell down the stairs and broke my nose today. You just put me out of my misery


EDIT:

Kidding about the broken nose, but I did fall down the stairs

*mALX waves book tauntingly in front of Mustard as she runs away down alley* "Nernernynerner!"

*She runs into a dumpster*

Remember kiddies, don't taunt and drive.

"OMPH! Garoooown!" *mALX leaps into dumpster and begins throwing rotten veggies at Mustard*

"NYA NYA HA!"

Give me back my book, damn you! You don't even like Mass Effect!

My face hurts from laughing XDDD

"Oh, er...oops!" *mALX leaves book in dumpster, leaps out and runs away embarrassed*

*Gathers up the book and what remains of his dignity*

Bah!

*mALX turns herself in to the local chapter of "Book-stealers Anonymous" *

"My name is mALX, and I am a book-stealer."

Don't tell that to Urag gro-shub at the College of Winterhold

"Hi, mALX!"

It's 1:00am in the morning. There is a strange clicking noise in my room. The baseball bat is too far away -hides under covers- I'm screwed.

No seriously, I think either the roof will fall or there's someone on the attic my ceiling is making strange noises

EDIT:

HOLY [censored] THERE WAS A STRANGE NOISE OUTSIDE! THAT'S IT, IM GETTING NERVOUS! That's fine. I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway

1:08am:

I'm really starting to get paranoid. I thought I heard someone call my name. I'm alone right now.

I'm really bored and really nervous!

1:16am

I bought a new dining table, but haven't put it together. There are three really big boxes with different parts in them. Well, I got up to use the bathroom, and one of the boxes was propped up against the couch! Well, I thought it was a leg, and it scared me to death

You need to relaaax KOB.

I'm fine now. I get like that sometimes.

He does. I went to bed so he had to tell everyone else XD

I just had a panic attack because the house started making strange noises, lol. I get paranoid and think something wants to kill me

My apartment creaks and groans. It sounds like someone is walking up andown the stairs. I'm hoping its the people next door.

It's snowing!! I did not expect that this morning.

Lucky. If it had snowed here, I could be home right now instead of getting yelled at by a teacher.

I would say I'm jealous, but I'm not today, lol. I poured water over the sheet of ice on my windshield and the water froze by the time I had gotten back into the car. I hate the cold.

Here too. I did not expect it to amount to much, but we have about 1.5 inches (3-4 cm for the metrically inclined) and more coming down.

Time for some tea and a warm kitty.

That's a great plan, treydog. It's already turned to rain here. Coming down sideways. Time for tea!

Welcome to my world!

My backyard is still mush from all the melted snow


EDIT:

It's supposed to snow tonight. Great. Time to get a chisel and hammer for when my car gets buried again

On the bright side, if it snows tonight....NO SCHOOL!!

No particular reason for this post, except to share this GIF.

ROFL!!!

HOW DID YOU CATCH ME ON FILM TRYING TO KILL A SPIDER?!

That spider is my minion. XD

How could you?

COME MY BIRD MINIONS, LIZ HAS BIRD SEED!

Btw, I'm deathly afraid of spiders! So now we're even

NYEEEEEGH.

If you want the truth, I have NO CLUE how to respond to your reaction

That's why you STOMP them.

GOOD. XD

Very tired but made some great progress on a program that is...*checks time* due tomorrow. Too bad the most difficult part is yet to be done yet. Bleh.

You have Judo spiders? That's...wow.

Kudos, Elizabeth, kudos.

Danke

I'm leavin' for Africa in three days

Wow. Time goes by fast!

EDIT:

With my luck I'll probably be charged by an angry rhino

I hate working nights. I always come home in a bad mood.

I tossed a can of Monster into a cart and heard a hissing sound. I pick it back up and get sprayed in the face.

So I run to the back of the store, going "NOOOOoOoOoOoOoOo!" and trying, and failing, to cover the hole with my finger, getting covered in sticky Monster drink.

The District Manager was there. You know what he did when I burst into the back room, screaming, and getting covered head to toe in energy drink?

He turns back to my boss and goes, "So anyways, how's it working with Liz?" XD

Seems like you had just a good a day as me

LOL! Mt boss points to me washing myself off and goes "That right there pretty much sums it up." XD

That's mean

Don't worry, now you can rest, lol. Me, I never sleep

I have to open in the morning. Which means getting up at six AM and driving a half our because my mom HAD to live out of town XD

That sucks. Are you a morning person?

I am, but only when I get enough sleep. I still have to wash my uniform because it's covered in sticky Monster drink XD

Just suck the beverage out of the shirt. Problem solved

EW.

Come on, I did that when I got butter all over my shirt the other day

It might taste better!

Considering it's mixed in with cardboard dust, my own sweat, the sneezes of others who feel like it's a cool thing to NOT cover their mouths, dirt, food, and the occasional spitball, no, it wouldn't taste good XD

Now THAT'S a different situation. GROSS