I'm sad to say even I know sports well enough to know that in baseball the halfbacks don't tackle the shortstops

I can relate to Calvin on this one. If I'm driving somewhere and realize I've forgotten my teeth my normally calm (comatose) demeanor can undergo an abrupt change. That said, I'm of an age now that such situations don't matter as much as they once did. Unless I'm no more than a few minutes from home or have ample time to kill I just continue onward and hope to remember to keep my mouth closed for the duration, and mumble if I must.

(This is a very rare occurrence for me, but it's happened a few times. Thankfully not in years.)

It's all subjective

I'm hoping Hobbes will tell Calvin all about his adventures while 'Home Alone'. I bet he scared off those burglars with one mighty roar!

And, best of all, Hobbes is safe!

So true.

#relateable

Quick note. I've pretty much stopped posting these for the time being. I pull them from a reddit bot on r/calvinandhobbes, but the bot has started repeating stripes from last year instead of continuing through the entire comic run.

Kick that bot with a calvinball.

Thanks for letting us know, Kane. Starting to be a bit of a Calvin fan here thanks to you.

That is too bad. I have really been enjoying them. It is a lot deeper and well thought out that I remember when I was a youngin'

Lesson learned; never have a bot do a Super Mario World ghost's job


Thanks for letting us know, Kane

Bad Bot, bad!