Chorrol.com > The Fake Arguments Thread

TheCheshireKhajiit

Mar 8 2019, 05:37 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 8 2019, 08:40 AM)

QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Mar 8 2019, 07:11 AM)

The world and its prominent governments are run by lizard people. And if you disagree, you're probably a lizard person too.

Reptilians is the correct term here. We see traces of their hostile takeover everywhere, from castle ornaments to car logos like Alfa Romeo.

Castle ornaments?

RaderOfTheLostArk

Mar 16 2019, 03:38 PM

QUOTE(ghastley @ Mar 8 2019, 09:10 AM)

No, they're just controlled by the pan-dimensional white mice, as a front. (citing HHGG as source)

Trying to deflect blame from reptilians? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 8 2019, 10:40 AM)

Reptilians is the correct term here. We see traces of their hostile takeover everywhere, from castle ornaments to car logos like Alfa Romeo.

At first, you sounded offended that I said "lizard people" instead of "reptilian" and then tried to deflect by agreeing that they are everywhere. But then I remembered that you are a bird, so you can't be a reptilian. Or are those feathers ALSO a cover-up?!

Hmm...I've got my eye on you, crow.

SubRosa

Mar 16 2019, 04:47 PM

Dinosaurs had feathers, and birds are descended from dinosaurs. So......

RaderOfTheLostArk

Mar 26 2019, 01:02 AM

*Looks to the left. Looks to the right*

Matrix Revolutions was better than Matrix Reloaded...and both are better than the first Matrix.

Change my mind.

SubRosa

Mar 26 2019, 01:26 AM

But the first one had such witty dialogue as "Whoa." and "Guns, lots of guns." All delivered in Keanu Reeves' gripping emotional style.

mirocu

Mar 26 2019, 06:05 PM

QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Mar 26 2019, 01:02 AM)

Change my mind.

Make me!

RaderOfTheLostArk

Mar 27 2019, 02:53 PM

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Mar 25 2019, 08:26 PM)

But the first one had such witty dialogue as "Whoa." and "Guns, lots of guns." All delivered in Keanu Reeves' gripping emotional style.

I detect sarcasm. Don't EVER make fun of Keanu like that. LEAVE KEANU ALONE.

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 26 2019, 01:05 PM)

QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Mar 26 2019, 01:02 AM)

Change my mind.

Make me!

1v1 me IRL, behrd boy. Or 2v1 me, you can bring Uleni with you. I'll smoke ya both.

mirocu

Mar 27 2019, 06:18 PM

Smoking birds and madmen are bad for your health

Uleni Athram

Jun 12 2019, 01:43 PM

I want all the smoke. Let’s make it a free for all.

mirocu

Jun 12 2019, 03:28 PM

*gives all smoke to Uleni*

Dunno whatya want it for, m8, but there ye go

RaderOfTheLostArk

Apr 14 2020, 04:16 AM

You may have thought I forgot about this thread.

You thought WRONG.

You know what pisses me off? When people mispronounce ".gif"; it's .GIF NOT .JIF! Where do people come up with it sounding like a "j" as in "jelly"? It's like a "g" as in "give." It stands for Graphics Interchange Format, NOT Jraphics. And I will throw hands at anyone who says ".gif" in an incorrect fashion.

(Not going to lie, it actually does make me irrationally angry when I hear it pronounced like that. Obviously, I wouldn't actually punch people over it...well, this is the Fake Arguments Thread, so I guess I WOULD.)

Oh, and if you don't use an Oxford comma, you are a filthy degenerate and you must be cleansed.

SubRosa

Apr 14 2020, 05:37 AM

If it was a Jif, it would be peanut butter...

mALX

Apr 14 2020, 11:36 AM

QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Apr 13 2020, 11:16 PM)

You may have thought I forgot about this thread.

You thought WRONG.

You know what pisses me off? When people mispronounce ".gif"; it's .GIF NOT .JIF! Where do people come up with it sounding like a "j" as in "jelly"? It's like a "g" as in "give." It stands for Graphics Interchange Format, NOT Jraphics. And I will throw hands at anyone who says ".gif" in an incorrect fashion.

(Not going to lie, it actually does make me irrationally angry when I hear it pronounced like that. Obviously, I wouldn't actually punch people over it...well, this is the Fake Arguments Thread, so I guess I WOULD.)

Oh, and if you don't use an Oxford comma, you are a filthy degenerate and you must be cleansed.

BWAAHAA!!!!! I should have known you would be on here spouting something,

Acadian

Apr 14 2020, 12:21 PM

Yeah, some folks actually believe there is such a thing as a soft 'g'. It would be a tragedy if we raged at them instead of being gentle. Oh, wait. . . .