Correct!

That is so funny! I was not sure, but here's what came to mind for me:
1. In the coffin = Manduin's Amulet.
2. Arrogant bastard = Kalthar.
3. Traveling refers to Kalthar relocating from the Leyawiin MG to Fort Blueblood.

So. . . I thought perhaps the quest was the Leyawiin MG recommendation. Now, after reading CT's guess, I think he got it way better sussed out than I. I guess that's what I get for playing a guild girl instead of an assassin.

I see that while I was composing this, Lopov just popped on to confirm that wise CT is right.

Yay! Cake!

Ugh, next question. The fact that I've not done most of the sidequests in Oblivion really counts against me here.

1. Wow, those thing really trashed the place. Dangerous hobby you have there.

2. Great, not only am I slowed down, but I've got those things following me.

3. And of course he's behind this madness. Who else would it be?

That looks like "Whom Gods Annoy"

1) Scamps have trashed the home of Rosentia Gallenus, who collects Daedric artifacts
2) The scamps are following the holder of the staff
3) And it's all Sheogorath's fault.

You got it!

We're running really short of quests, but I don't think we've had this one

1) Nobody wants to help, but I will
2) But my sword's doing nothing!
3) And if I haven't seen enough of these, I get one as a reward! Oh well, have a ball.

1. Varulae is anxious to get her mother's heirloom off the ship, but no one wants to venture belowdecks.
2. The ship is full of cutlass-wielding ghosts.
3. Your reward is yet another cutlass, this one the enchanted Redwave.

The quest is The Ghost Ship of Anvil.

Have a to go with the ball.

*nom* *nom* *nom*

[licks multicolored icing from fingers]

Okay, let's try this one.

1. Someone's got a pathological fondness for raw mutton.
2. Uh, make that six of 'em.
3. I can start my library with this.

1. Mutton so raw that the poor sheep are still alive!
2. I'm thinking there were six sheep below decks.
3. Part of the reward is your very own copy of that wonderful tome featuring the erotically alluring Lifts Her Tail.

I think the quest is Illegal Cargo.

If I may intervene here, I did Illegal Cargo a while ago

Given the large number of quests covered in this successful thread, I hope no one minds a bit of recycling.

I guess that´s inevitable now. The tricky part will be to come up with clues

Ignore me then..

Please forgive me for not being diligent in following up on this . . . Spring Cleaning and Work, you know . . .

Anyway, I did make sure it was a quest that had not yet been submitted - thanks Grits and Acadian for that list and keeping it updated! So no, it's not Illegal Cargo. Technically the reward for that quest is an enchanted sharpened cutlass. Good try, though, Acadian!

No, it's another quest revolving around the poor sheep . . .

I´m completely stumped!

A hint maybe...?

I think I have it.

1) The sheep are being killed by bears
2) There are (at least) six of the West Weald bears - I've killed seven before, and they all have the fangs.
3) Your reward is a skill book.

And it's Bear Season.

Got it ghastley! Here's your !

Help, we're running out of quests!

I think this is a fresh one/two.

1) If it's not rats, it's Bosmers.
2) On both sides
3) And I have a secondary objective.

Extra cake available for both quests in one.

I would like to guess but I have no idea!

1. It’s a Fighters Guild quest with the wood elf Maglir.

2. The gang is made up of Bosmers. Bosmer vs Bosmer!

3. Newheim the Portly wants his stolen heirloom back.

The quests are Den of Thieves and Newheim’s Flagon!

to Grits.

Thank you!

Here’s my offering:

1. He did what? Perhaps he’s a leg man.
2. With a name like that it’s no surprise it turned out badly.
3. I hope the reward is as good as this item!


And to update our list:

And also:

Scheduled for Execution
The Potato Snatcher
The Sunken One
A Matter of Honor
Whom Gods Annoy
Ghost Ship of Anvil
Bear Season
Den of Thieves / Newheim’s Flagon

I thought at first that this was "The Coming Storm" in SI.

1) Fimmion gives you his pants in exchange for a sweetroll.
2) The name of the quest itself is ominous.
3) This is where it breaks down. The Calming Pants have a mediocre personality enhancement; the Ring of Dessication has its Waterbreathing made useless by the Waterwalking, which prevents you getting underwater to breathe there; the Amulet of Disintegration damages your own equipment, useful only if you're trying to train your Armorer skill.

Anyhow, let's guess that, and find out later what it really was.

Hmm, perhaps another clue.



3a. Getting hit with that would be a shocking experience!

Well, if there was a prize for worst clues, I guess I’d win it. Here’s the answer:

1. Bjalfi left his wife Maeva the Buxom to go live in a fort with marauders.
2. His full name is Bjalfi the Contemptible.
3. The quest item is Rockshatter, a shock and weakness to shock enchanted mace. The reward is gold.

The quest is When the Vow Breaks.

Looks like there’s a cake up for grabs!

Don´t be sad, Grits. It´s not always easy to come up with something good

But I´ll takes the cakes and give it another go!

1.) It´s pretty pretty, and cozy.
2.) Rather cold, isn´t it? And it can´t be fixed either...
3.) But at least I can buy many other things!

Unless I am mistaken, this would be: Buying a House in Bruma

1) Well,you would call it pretty, a log cabin covered in snow
2) There's no fire in the hearth
3) And you can buy quite a few upgrades from Suurootan

And of course Thorny-boy is correct!!

Take it away!

Thank ye kindly

*Noms cake triumphantly, spraying crumbs and icing everywhere*

Ahem...

1) Living statues?

2) I didn't think there were any of you in Cyrodiil!

3) Are you sure this is your place? I could swear someone else has the exact same look...

Let me guess the Peryite Daedric quest.

1) Worshippers standing like statues
2) Peryite's statue is of a dragon
3) His plane of Oblivion looks rather like Dagon's Deadlands.

Correct!

Have some !

(Consults ever-expanding list of quests that have already come up...)

Oh, there's one that hasn't!

1) It's an ugly-looking thing, why would anyone steal it?
2) And why would they take to the swamps?
3) And get killed in the process, before I even arrived. No wonder it was still on the body.

I´m prolly way off but I´m gonna guess on Nocturnal´s quest. Not sure it has a name even but you go fetch the eye in the swamps without needing to kill the thieves iirc.

But you don't find the eye on a dead body. Try again.

I hope somebody gets this one before I forget the answer myself!

The only swamp one I can think of is The Renegade Shadowscale, and it doesn’t fit. Hmm..

I think this may be time to reveal:

The quest is The Bloodworm Helm (Mages Guild)

1) The helm itself is grotesque.
2) Irlav Jarol takes it to Fort Teleman in the Blackwater swamps.
3) He's dead by the time you arrive, killed by Daedra, but they didn't take the helm.

Tossing the for whoever wants it.