Mine would be Scott Pilgrim,I know it's well loved by Micheal Cera makes me want to punch puppies....and I love puppies.

What movies do YOU think no one should ever watch....also Human Centipide 2 don't watch that apparently(haven't seen it but heard some stuff....woah)

Insulting Scott Pilgrim??!! Black Hand Angry!!

Whaddya mean everyone's entitled to their own views and opinions? I'm from 'Murrica! We impose them on others!

But on a serious note: a few films Black Hand recommends not seeing:

Event Horizon. A Black Hole powered ship has created a wormhole to Hell, literally. General slaughter ensues.

Jurassic Park 2: Nuff said. Three was okay surprisingly.

Wolverine: Which one? Any of 'em really. Hugh Jackman needs to stop emulating Nicolas Cage's movie strategy.

Anything by M. Night Shyamalan post-Unbreakable. Really, why do they keep letting this guy make movies?! One or two flops...okay, everything you've done since...just retire and rest on your laurels.

Airbender: The Movie. Directly tied into the previous....but How Dare He! The cartoon series is beyond awesome...the mind cannot unsee what has been seen...

the Piranha! movie, lol. It was so bad. Even IF it had the cast from jersey Shore getting eaten...

Now that I would pay to watch.

Sharknado.

Catwoman.

It's gotta be one of the worst superhero movies I've seen

Pretty much anything directed by Uwe Boll.

Bloodrayne, In the Name of the King, and Alone in the Dark are all Boll films. He's a terrible director/producer and almost all of his movies are so bad that you can get drunk and make fun of them all the way through.

The TRIPLE DDD LOLEOLOLBOOBIES version or the original,the original is actually pretty good.

Also if you want to watch the jersey shore cast get eatten just watch Shark Attack Jersey Shore...or something it was on AVGN's top 40 Sh*** Shark movies.

Sorry to repeat some that others have said, but here it goes.

Lost in Space
Jurassic Park 2
The so-called prequels (and possible future sequels) to the true Star Wars movies
Incredible Hulk (sorry, mALX! )
American Pie: Band Camp and Wedding
Any sequel to Mortal Kombat
Species
Alien 3
Signs
Director´s cut of The Grudge
Any and all Superman movies


Man, so many crappy movies. And this is just a few of them!

Now I respect your opinion,but Man of Steel,Superman 1,Superman 2,Superman 3,Superman 4 were great movies.

Also the Star Wars sequals aren't out yet...and they're gonna be awesome!

Also you can put good movies that people should never watch,I mean some would say Human Centipide 2 is a good movie(if they do put them in an Asylum or hide the kichen knives) but you really shouldn't watch it.

Elysium. Terribly disappointing.

It's interesting, because I actually did like the Hulk movies. Both.

Buuut. Aliens vs Predator. Don't waste your time. Thats two hours of your life you could spend punching puppies, which would be less cruel than making those puppies watch that schlock.

Oh yeah, and as far as I am concerned The Star Wars Prequels never occured, and as I recently found out Speilberg consulted heavily on the original three. You might say he himself ghost directed them. The prequels were Lucas in all his laughable glory. I mean he's got more money then God, so I can't berate him too mich, but money can't buy talent, only hire it.

Uwe Boll . . . that man is terrible. Terrible. Just terrible. Kristanna Loken was very good( and by good I mean hot) in Bloodrayne. The trailer for that movie, though, made it seem like it was some sort of vampire pornography.

Why? I was looking forward to watching it. The moral behind the story intrigued me.



Revenge of the Sith was the best prequel. Hands down. The novel itself? Amazing. Just amazing. The rest were meh.

I was looking forward to seeing it, too.

One thing was good. The special effects were gorgeous.

But the rest of the movie was a disaster. I was embarrassed for some of the actors and actually bored during the action scenes. The political message was so overt that it was off-putting. Even my socialist friends felt insulted. It should have been at least thought-provoking. It was not.

The best things to come out of the prequals are Ewen McGregor shouting "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOOSEN ONE!,YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO DEFEAT THE DARK SIDE,NOT EMBRACE IT." and the Pod Racing game.

Also never watch A Serbian Film

-shakes hand with Black Hand, finds out how funny that sounds, bursts into hysterical laughter-

No one has said Sharknado ? Shocking...

Sure, DE nominated that back in post #5.

I successfully avoided almost all of Snowmageddon...I reccomend you manage 100% of the avoidance thing...

So you don't want people to watch a movie where sharks are in a tornado?

WHAT?!?!?

Sharknado is just...no



Another horrible movie is Metal Tornado.

Burn After Reading. I wish someone would have burned the script to this thing after they read it. I don't care what the critics say, this movie was a massive hunk of crap.

I rented it when it first came out several years ago and after watching it I took it back and was complaining to the owner (back before Redbox and Netflix shut down basically every actual video store within miles of here). She told me that so many people had complained about it that they were actually giving refunds to people who rented it and didn't like it.

It was one of those movies with plenty of acting talent that just wasn't utilized properly.

It's a beautiful bit of B-Movie Brilliance.

I do know that of which you speak. The ending was so good though! In that, the nonsensical piece of farce was finally over!

Really was a terrible movie.

Black Sheep



It's SUPPOSED to be a horror movie. Maybe it's scary to little kids, but it really sucks

It's a comedy-horror though.

Either way, it's still sucks. I don't find it funny it scary.

The Saw and Hostel franchises...

*twitch*
*looks at large 'Earth Destruction' button*
*twitch*
*twitch*

Someone, somewhere

*twitch*

is

*twitchtwitch*

masturbating

*twitchtwitchtwitch*

to this

*leaps for the button but the men in white coats grab him first*

Dunston checks in
Devil
Bridge to Terabithia
Any Power Rangers movie
Any Robin Williams movie
The Last Airbender
Master of Disguise

*shudders*

You agree or disagree?

Any Robin Williams movie?

But Good Morning Vietnam is a great film


As for a film no-one should ever watch: King Arthur

There is just so much wrong with that film

Robin Williams has been in plenty of great movies and BtT was a pretty good movie too.

Yeah, not all Williams films are bad tbh

Paranormal Asylum. Maybe it'll scare small children, but if you're not a small child, it'll suck. Everything about it sucks.

Hobo with a Shotgun.

Absolutely the dumbest way to waste an hour of your life. The bad guys are so bad that they feel inclined to burn a bus full of kids with a flamethrower while laughing to prove how evil they are. The police are so corrupt that they just outright say that they're dirty and kill homeless people for fun and then look straight into the camera and straight out tell the viewers that they're dirty cops.

Just wow. My IQ dropped 30 points from watching it.

It's awesome, isn't it?

The old Turtles III with live actors can be added to this list imvvvvvho

Scary Or Die.

It's sucks. That's all I have to say about it.

I can't believe I only just read Cardboard Box's post.

Hilarious

On topic: Serenity.

Any fan of Firefly should not watch this film

I have

Oh I don't know, I'm a big fan of Firefly and I really enjoyed Serenity...

It has too much "no there won't be another series of Firefly, now stop asking" feel to it. Between:


(Warning, MAJOR SPOILERS)


It seemed more a case of tying up loose ends and definitively ruling out the possibility of another series than making a film to follow the series. They could've done less and made a better film.

It wasn't a bad film per se, but it leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

Oh I see what you mean.
Yeah there is that...

Right, but since the series was discontinued with no intention to resume, it only makes sense that the movie would try to tie up as many loose ends as possible. I was annoyed with a couple of their choices, like certain characters being gone, but I understand why.

All's Faire In Love.

It only has one thing going for it. It was filmed at my local Ren Faire, and I was there at the time. So every time they show the faire itself I find myself going "OOHH! I know that shop!", or "I know that Ent!" or "The Living Statue Woman!", and "The Washing Wenches!".

The rest of the movie stinks.

Don´t know if they´ve been mentioned but no one should ever watch Lost in Space or the sequels to Jurassic Park

JP2 was alright.

Not compared to the first one, not by a long shot with a bribe on the side.

Aww I like all the Jurassic Park movies.

Here's my chime: Ishtar. Easily the worst movie I have ever seen. Haven't heard of Isthar? There's a reason.

I watched lost in space, it was alright, but not something I'd watch again.

I agree about the Jurassic Park sequels, though the first sequel would have been a lot better without the last half hour or so with the dino on the loose.


On topic: The second Dungeons and Dragons film. I saw it, and it was so [censored] I can't even remember what it was called. Having looked online, I think it was Wrath of the Dragon God or something.

All I really remember is how bad it was.