Watch "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale."

Probably among the top five worst movies I've ever seen.

I tried, but I just could not do it. Even Ron Perlman - whom I just adore - could not keep me going.

You have witnessed the directing power of Uwe Boll.

House Of The Dead is a classic.

Cool as Ice

Oh god why.

"The spatula on my hat agrees"

You´ve seen it, Impy?

I've seen the Nostalgia Critic review.

Attack of the killer tomatoes.

-shudders-

I'm starting to think no one here understands satire.

Smiley, ok the killer's mask is ok.

But everything else in this movie sucks.

Here's some reasons why.

1.Shane Dawson can't act.

2.A killer based on an emoticon is stupid.

3."REFRENCES TO MAYMAYS AND DA 4CHANZ AND DIGG WE'RE SO INTERNET SAVY!"...also this came out in 2012 and they mention Digg and a chat roullete clon is a main plot point.

4.Typing "I did for the lulz" 3 times in "HideAndGoChat" to have a killer appear is dumb.

5.Dawson probably pulled strings to have a kissing scene with the hot lead.

6.Do they even know who Anon are?They don't kill people in massive pranks...oh yeah prank...oh my lord.

7.The ending, WHAT!?!?!?!?

There is multiple Smileys, INFACT IT WAS ONE MASSIVE PRANK!

There's so many reasons why this doesn't work.

First off it's dumb and predictable, also there's a scene where she meets Smiley on the webcam chat, in which the person you chat with is randomly choosen. This isn't magic, since it was all a prank.

It was pure luck.

The police don't take her seriously, they weren't in on the prank.

It was pure luck.

All of those people that died, in on the prank apparently.

And this whole prank was based just to kill the lead(why?I dunno, GUESS I GOTTA WATCH THE SEQUEL!).

Everyone, even the 1st victim who was clearly really killed and JUST FOUND OUT about Smiley is in on it.

ALSO DOUBLE TWIST, The main baddy jokingly says to the other baddy over chat "I did it for the lulz" x3 times...and it works...SMILEY IS ACTUALLY REAL!

AND TRIPLE TWIST, AFTER THE CREDITS THE LEAD(Who died from jumping out a window to escape the Smileys) GASPS!

OH S**T A SEQUEL THAT WON'T BE MADE BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE GOTTEN DEATH THREATS?

I'm so excited! /s

This movie boggles my mind, the 2nd lead who turns about to be a bad guy is used for 3 jump scares.

3.

The acutally Smiley is only used for one more than that, 4.

Also there is a jump scare less than a minute in, and an ass shot less than a minute in.

AND ALL OF THE JUMP SCARES ARE PAINFULY OBVIOUS!

If this post isn't understandable it's because I'm angry and confused.

Go watch Phealous' review on it.