for all their

wealth and horses

who were always

running around naked

and trying to

score with the

pig into the

open goal mouth.

That really is

twisted and disturbing

as the pig

is not a

small pig but

is not a

big one either.

So the pig

was very uncomfortable

of beeing kicked

with being kicked

all around the

place so it

decided to get

some nice new

swords to hit

those who used

the wandering stick

of nasty pain

and death to

wallop him in

a few good

places like the

rump and wrist.

After all this

walloping and yelling

the other animals

ran in terror

and tried to

escape his piggy *cough*fury*cough*

fury but the

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this story about the pig is something like the strangest thing I've read in here so far

Yeah it's a bit mad lol

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pig was too

non-furyish to fight

so the other

animals ganged up

to beat the

poor piggy into

pulp and take

him to the

house and then

start watching TV

with his dog