Wurlon: What´s awkward with our ciffee-shop???

Doomed: I can´t see no avatar in your posts........

And avvie-trends are quite amusing.....IMO

Eh I didn't know what was going on... felt like I was talking to myself.

Ello all. been gone for a bit I have. went to Wilmington Nc for a few weeks to visit and sign my lease. But I am now back and can once again have time to visit the forum.

Omg, you went to North Carolina and didn't visit Dantrag? Oh you are gonna hear it! Doesn't Trey live there too. Nope, wait .. he lives in High Rock. But welcome back to Megil and welcome back to Milanius too.

I love our little coffeeshop, especially the cute bartender and the cappucino he serves me. I think it has Kalua in it, or maybe it is Chamborg. Quite tasty anyway.

Say has anyone visited the official Elder Scrolls website forums since they had that virus problem? I'd like to know when it is safe to go back there. I found an email address at the main page of TES and sent them an email requesting that they let me know when their virus was solved, but of course I haven't heard from them. I kinda didn't expect to but thought it was worth the try.

Thief? Who you callin' a thief? I'm an Assassin. Thieves generally pride themselves on not taking lives, only in taking valuables. Assassins would kill pirates for enough gold, or revenge. Yeah dont tick off an Assassin.

**Eyes Captain Jack Sparrow ominously**

I drink another cup o' coffee. Waiting for someone to begin an interesting conversation.

Oh? Ten thousand pardons! First I call Captain Jack Sparrow just Jack Sparrow .. forgetting his Captain title which Doom corrected me on and now I've managed to piss off an assassin. Why an I laughing at the spelling of that word? I did spell it right, didn't I? It is actually so funny when you pull it apart. Oops, Black Hand is still here ....

naw, not pissed off. More like a tad bit miffed. Besides, I could never harm anyone here, you're all like family. Now some other forums however......(Silently fingers hilt of his Daedric Dagger.)

Ahh so glad to hear we are all family ... good vibes. Yes, I know what you mean about some forums, especially ones that spread viruses to computers. Grrrr Just finished with a reformat myself at the end of last month, not gonna go through that again. I look forward to reformats like pulling teeth!

Is that a request for an Honorable Writ of Execution against the official ES Forums? Hmmmm. It will be my greatest work yet, it will take months of planning and flawless execution. It will take all my skill and talents.

I'll do it.

But my asking price is Ten-Thousand Septims.

I will make a mod with a chest containing 10,000 septims and send it to you. Will that be okay?

Only if the Chest itself is modded to be worth Ten Thousand gold as well. And throw in a Daedric Longbow, 300 Silver Arrows, and a dual-wield mod with a Daedric Katana and Wakizashi, and then.....sit back and enjoy the fireworks.

(Clutches Amulet of Shadows and dissapears into the night.)

Okay... I'm going to be over here ----------->
.-..................----------...........-----------------But seriously, pirates have
....--------........-------.......--------...---------...No such codes to live by
------.......---------.........--------......-----.....--Unlike you poor assassins,
------.......---------.......----------........-----.....Always pretending to deserve
-------.........------------........-------.......-------honor when you're just a lazy
---------.......------....------..........-----.......----man's thief.

Megil lives in NC, so he's safe. and Trey lives in Tennessee I believe.

DISCLAIMER!!! The following is only a joke! It is no way intended to be
a threat of any kind, merely intended as a humourous response to DoomedOnes
joke about assassins. I am replying in the semi-roleplaying spirit
of the forums unoffical Assassin. If anyone out there is REALLY REALLY sensitive
I will delete this post, otherwise if you have a sense of humour, please enjoy.

================================================

DoomedOne

The afore-mentioned personage has been marked for
honorable execution in accordance to the lawful tradition
and practice of the Morag Tong Guild.
The Bearer of this non-disputable document
has official sanctioned license
to kill the afore-mentioned personage.

Yes, love, very pretty now if you'll excuse me I have wenches to attend to.

You guys get wenches? Dang....(Considers Career change.)

I ambled into the coffee shop, clutching a notebook, quills and ink close to myself as to avoid them getting wet from the storm brewing outside.

I shook off the water from me and muttered about how terrible the weather has been lately.

Taking a seat, I ordered an iced cappacino as I strewn my writing apparati across the table.

"Hopefully I don't spill any ink on anyone," I muttered aloud as my drink arrived. Taking a sip and smiling, I began to ponder the next phase of my Fanfic to write.

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Decided to act like a Scribe, hope you enjoyed it. Anyways, I just felt like bragging, since I now possess a status symbol, a cellphone. Pay As You Go is a pretty nice plan, less hassle it seems.

Ibis sends over some tasty glazed doughnuts to The Metal Mallet's table seeing that he has great taste and orders her favorite beverage iced. She is also a very curious wading bird and wonders what he is so busily writing with his feather quill ... wait .. feather quill! Where'd he get that?? *Looks down & inspects own feather plummage*

I'm glad to hear you got a pay as you go pay phone, Mallet. We have that and it works out very well. The only thing I miss about a landline is that my house phone is a wireless phone that is a beautiful color of purple. I stll leave it sitting on my purple-computer desk since everything else is that color too.

I nod in Ibis' direction in appreciation of receiving some glazed doughnuts and decide to order her an iced cappacino as well. I hope that getting her the drink will make up for plucking a couple of fine quills from her plummage from the last time I conversed with her.

I judged by her curious look that she was interested in what I was writing so I lifted up the notebook displaying the title: "Plans for Bloodlust: Rough Drafts" by The Metal Mallet.


Hopefully I'll get an update later tonight. Right now I don't have the resources to do that at work. Just reading some Feist since the drive-thru is slow due to the rain.

Why did you have a Morag Tong Writ Of Execution... when you are Dark Brotherhood?

But as always fellow assassin, there is no need to answer. Sithis tells me what I need to know, and no more.

I need not a Morag Tong to sick me on an enemy, leash in hand, for I kill for anyone with a tasty treat.

Sorry, I've been watching alot of assasin movies lately and renting the latest Hitman didn't help either. Good game, by the way. Definate rent. So how was everyone while I was gone?

PS. Commondore Norrington sketch FTW.

*Stumbles in*

Hello all. Just got back (well, got back on monday, but the jet lag was awful, and Rainer had two morning parades back-to-back :dead:) His pictures are currently in development and should be ready for tomorrow.


Finally Rainer can post in the "Real Images" thread!

As well as some of Rainer's bandmates and staff And some cute fluffy animals too

Sweeeeeet I've got myspace going... but I have no clue how to get cool wallpaper/backgrounds or anything, anyone know how? -.-

Well, cya in 3 weeks folks, i'm going away til the 12th August so i wont be able to get online again til i get back

Aww.... three WEEKS? That's so long! Where are you going?

Byyiiee ... and behave yourself for 3 weeks. At least don't do anything that your Chorrolmates wouldn't do. Ohhh, that leaves the door pretty well wide open, doesn't it? But HAVE FUN wherever you are going!

Oh I forgot- Wurlon, I too am trying to find out how to customize MySpace with wallpaper, music, etc. If you do find out first please let me know. I was going to ask Doomed, but his Space is absolutely frightening .. you explode upon impact if you aren't ready for it. teeheeheeheheehe

Don't do anything which is mentioned in one of many secret stories about Ibis, there is a story for pretty much everything which you shouldn't do. So as long as you don't follow Ibis's footsteps you'll be fine.

Ibis, you should check out my myspace now, it's waaaaaaay cooler and easier to follow.

And... I will tell anyone who PMs me about it, but you'll owe me a favor.

Okay I'm gonna check out your space Doomed. I will PM you - then I owe you a favor? Yowl, I already owe Black Hand a favor - for a small assignment - which I am actually enjoying greatly. And ahhhhhh Pisces has found yet another way to lure me into his bidding besides the spice eyes ... but if laws are the same in NZ as they are in America, I now know your real age fish!

Yes well - I suppose I could write a book on what not to do, but I've had a long eventful life. Let's see, stay away from hotel windows, don't believe $100 dance contest signs, ummm, don't be 3 girls surfing in front of a whole line of male surfers, don't play marbles in traffic, that about covers it. Unless Pisces can dig up more dirt that I've forgotten - are you reading old posts at GamingGoneWrong? How do you remember all this stuff anyways that I can't even remember?

I do still have all our old MSN conversations, haven't been looking through them though, I just have a good memory, though I could refresh it by having a little read through our conversations, and of course there is more dirt, perhaps you should mention what you've been sending to a ~27 year old Scottish.

And the laws are different here, besides you don't know how long I got it, it could be a couple of months ago for all you know, I think I got it when I was 16, he didn't check for ID though so it wouldn't matter.

OMG...my boat is so sunk! Why didn't you tell me this before? How can you have saved all that from so long ago, and we were just so silly back then. Not mature and sensible like now Well, I am now owned by a high-teen something New Zealand goldfish swimming in frantic circles in a crossboned cat-fishbowl. Oh woe is me. Now I may actually have to get a writ put out or something.

Now Pisces be sensible. Nobody wants to hear this stuff. Just forget it, k???? Thanks for reminding me though. It is time now for Funky's present ... it'll be Scottish Christmas in July in 4 more days. Gotta get it packaged nice to send. I'll make sure to mention you too.

Ibis +Black Hand ----------->Pisces = <-----$$$$$$$....

There is a need to answer. For I am Morag Tong, sworn enemy of all Dark Brotherhood Brothers and Sisters.
The Name 'Black Hand' was used prior to Oblivion's release and before I knew of the ruling body of the Dark Brotherhood. (Really cool name though!)

The name black hand in my case comes from a spell in Morrowind. Don't beleive me? Go to the Ald'Ruhn Mages guild, talk to the goateed Breton who is standing there in front of you when you first enter. Now check out his selection of spells...HaHA!

Plus: Black Hands Dagger. Black Hands Mephala. Eno Hlaalu asking me if it is time for this sanguine token to be returned to Mephala's Black Hands.

So Sithis-Lover.... the funny thing is...I don't even need a writ for Dark Brotherhood. Only Kayla is hands-off however, the Grandmaster and the Listener never go after one another. Teo master Assassins in a battle to kill one another. It would probably be the both of them sneaking behind a wall, knowing that the other one was there, but also knowing what the next move would be, so they both end up starving to death be unable to move. XD

Yes! Rainer has the pictures!

Although some shoe his fingers

Alright dears I've been keeping this in far long enough.

The Dark brotherhood is a false organization, Sithis is an ancient God, far to ancient a relic, and far to consumed in true darkness to bother with the affairs of mortals... at all. His children, the aedra and the daedra do that. He is the darkness that completes the light. I'm not saying a cult such as the dark brotherhood isn't allowed to worship him... just that nothing a mortal could do would appease him, and that he doesn't take sides, he doesn't feed off bloodlust and murder and hatred, and he certainly doesn't tell an old ghost-lady what to do.

Watches as his irrefutable logic takes hold, to fend off the assassins that might be after him

(That's how a real pirate rids an assassin. And yes, blackie, I know you're Morag Tong and the above doesn't apply to you)

*Black Hand nods and smiles at DoomedOne and hands him some rum*

I of course knew that. the DB is more or less a death cult, Morag Tong as everyone knows worships Mephala, whom is the Daedra of Murder, Sex and Secrets. What could be more interesting in life than that? (Except the Murder part, that's generally a no-no.)

*Black Hand also rescinds the Writ on DoomedOne. True thats not in the protocol of the Tong, but thats what you get when you promote an outlander to the Grandmaster. *

I like the new sig.

*robs black hand*

By the way, never trust a pirate

*Black Hand is robbed*

Oh yeah? Never Trust an assassin!

*Reaches for back-up writ*

Damn! He stole that too!

*Grumbles and makes his way to local Morag Tong Guildhouse with 1000 Drakes to get a new writ*

*trips black hand up and runs away* Never trust a fish.

I'm so sleepy, went to bed far to late last night and had to get up early (for a student) to go tree planting. Great day tree planting though, perfect weather.

Aye, getting up early for work indeed is disheartening, especially if it's the weekend. In fact, I had to do that today, fortunately for myself, I'm the only one back here so I can listen to what I want on the Boom Box and I have internet access.

Hopefully the rain gets here early, I won't have too many customers than and can be extremely lazy. I would take a nap if I truely believed I wouldn't have any customers... ohwell.


Update: Wow, just had a 30 second downpour and then the rain completely stopped. Odd.

*Pulls out custom silenced 9mm with hair trigger and lightweight plastic body*

Never trust an assasin, thats how you became unemployed.

Sorry, just rewatched Le Samourai. Best, French movie, ever. I highly recomend it to anyone who likes movies, though it isn't an action packed thrill-ride extravaganza (but it is suprisingly loose for a 60's film). My favourite line is when an enemy hitman is about to shoot Jef (the main character, and he keeps asking who sent the hitman. After a while he finally tells Jef who did, and He simply says "thats how you became unemployed" before killing the hitman.

Also, I saw Clerks 2. Also highly recomended for any Kevin smith fans, but you would have had to seen and enjoyed number 1 to like it.

Pisces,
You have no Signature. I just noticed. Whats amatter fishie, can't write??

Well guys, wish me luck. I'm going to leave to go to my interview in a couple minutes.

I know you can get it, you are Dantrag after all .

Now, let me see if he ever posted anything about shoplifting before

Doomed! We´re not running an ethics seminar...we´re just trying to keep this a nice place for all to visit!..

Danny: You really are a very mature young man.....I am so impressed ad I really hope my som will be like you when he reaches his teens!


A completely different thing: I am now sitting at my brand new lappy......nearly all the mainn functions are installed....what remains is the huuuuuuge content on the hd of my old and dead one! phew!

Glad to hear that news Minque! Hopefully that means Serene updates are somewhat on the way! No rush though, I can wait.

Hopefully yes! Now I´ll be on vacation the next two weeks.....camping in Germany.....ehh noo I´m not bringing the lappy! So we´ll see

Alright, the topic is up, back to talking about ourselves.

Minque, great news, I'm getting my laptop tomorrow on my way to SOU to register for classes.

I'm a little split, though, because I want to be a writer director and sort of follow in the foot steps of Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, Robert Rodriguez and others by writing and making really short budgeted independent films until one of them makes a lot of money and I can get some fat budgets.

So, there's this directing class that I could take as a Junior after I've completed all the prerequisite Theatre Arts courses, and most of them are restricted only the Theatre Arts majors, meaning in order to get training as a director and work with actors, I'd have to have a Theatre Arts major. But... I want a Political Science major because I'd get the most comprehensive education, if I took Theatre Arts I'd become really good at something I don't really want as a career, just to get to a point (my junior or senior year) when I can start writing and directing my own plays, and with work in the film studies school, be able to bridge that into making independent movies.

So I'll discuss it with the college counselor there, I guess, but my experience with guidance counselors is they end up spending their whole lives searching for a perfect box of eggs, and I'm not sure how much help I'll get.

You could always do what I did Doomed. Do two degrees. I did a degree in Theatre Studies, then a degree in English. The only problem is you end up horrendously in debt

Not a bad idea. I'm going over the course listings really thoroughly to see if there's a way I can take a minimal amount of acting classes and still get to that directing spot.