What is the craziest thing you have ever seen in game?
- Did it have to do with the AI?
- Was it the way a wolf rolled down a hill at rediculous speeds due to the Havoc Engine?

Share it all with us, what has made you burst out laughing?

In big ol' tough oblivion. I find two strong dremoras. Im trying to practice my marksman skill. When I notice that I'm gonna die I pull at my sword and charge at them. They both back up into the lava and die. I cracked up laughing when I looked off the edge of the bridge and saw two dremoras floating there.

on some kind of hill.. i killed one of those bandits with, with their typical lvl 20 glass dagger. Well the guy fell, i wanted to grab the dagger and as it was sliding down the hill, i ran after it. The dagger went up to such an incredible speed that it travelled faster than the concorde an overall distance of about... 2 km(?) Then it stopped at a small stone's steadfastness

Hahaha i foiund a glitch in the game were i tried to get on my horse and m legs got stuck in the ground so i was halfway underground in solid earth

I was over encumbered becasue of too many heavy daedric warhammers one time, so i dropped one, picked it up with the grab feature, and ran to my house. The game loaded an area, i got to my house, i added it to my inventory, and entered my house. When i got inside the sword was hovering in front of me, and in my inventory. But the funny part is, when i equipped another sword and attacked, they both swung in unison.

My incedent is when I killed some rat it just kept rolling down the hill so I walked by it... funny

My funniest Oblivion moment... hmmm....

Oh. Alright:

So, I was in this elven ruin, and it had one of those traps where the floor flies up and sends you into a cealing full of spikes when you walk onto it. So what happened was there was this glitch that when I activated the trap, silver arrows would begin bombarding me from the patch of spikes in the cealing. So I would be running around this big elven hall getting harassed by some unseen, unkillable creature with a bow. I went into my inventory to equip my shield, and saw the hillarious image of my character with about 17 arrows stuck vertically into the top of his shoulders. I thought that was pretty funny...

A rat jumped at me, I shot an arrow at it and I pinned it to a wall.

one of my funniest moments was when i was in oblivion I had little health and was getting attcked by a dremora with a mace and so with shiled up i gradiually started moving forward eventually pushing him off as i looked down there he was dead on the spike floor

hmmm.....

my funnest moment in oblivion was when i went to get my horse i found it stuck in another horse but the funny part was when i tryed to ride it he other horse was still stuck and sent my flying up in the air and i got stuck in the air xD

LOL I cant wait to find some funny glitches of my own. This thread ended up being a riot to read. I keep almost losing my drink.

Sent a NPC straight into a table near some stairs and he started shaking like hell due the engine and it looked like he had the worst death cramp ever pluss the annoying noise

My funniest thing so far is I took Martin Septim (Horrible Name) up to Dive Rock (The Highest Point in the game Farthest N.E.) and got him to the ledge and smacked him with my daedric claymore and he went flying off down the hill which is like an 800 foot steep hill and he tumbled down it and he got up half way through and he just died again Also there is a guy in the lighthouse in Anvil at night I shot him in the neck with an arrow and he flew right over the edge but popped right up again like flew up.

For me its (apart from the floppy corpses rolling down hill) when i was asked to eliminate 4 bandits, all in seperate caves withing a mine complex. I get to the 3rd, a woman with a henchbod, only as i am advancing up the corridor she charges at me over the top of a huge pile of logs. A trap of a sort i assume. But she forgot to secure the logs properly. So as she charges at me shouting 'It ends here!' she goes through the mangle as a dozen tree trunks gently reduce her (and said henchbod) to a pulp as i stand by the side and watch.

i was in a cave full of vampires... kinda on edge already
i just killed a female vampire and she landed in the doorway... i was sneaking around when all of a sudden there was a loud WHAM!... i spin around and the vampire got stuck inside the door somehow and was seizing like crazy...
i had to pause the game for a minute and relax as my heart went back to normal speed

this was pretty humorous also...

I had a post on this but it was moved to cheats. One of mine was when I found a gate to oblivion. I ran away because I had low health. Fearing fire antronarches I hid in a house and used magic to level myself by about 7. I go out and find 1 scamp who dies in two hits. I go there and get ambused by fire antronarches. I killed them but it was still annoying.

I killed someone important in the game with console. Cause I wanted his armor, well right as he was coming back I stole his gold, he came up all of the sudden, like within quarter second, and was all mad XD It was as if some dead guy just noticed he was being stolen from. Also, tgm, then when you have ALL the guards attacking, player.payfine Fun to watch them all walk away all of the sudden.

I am only 45 mins to an hour into the game and the funniest thing I have seen so far is in the sewers at the beginning of the game a rat ran up a set of stairs to try biting me and I cast a flare at it. It stopped in mid-air and landed on the steps hard. Then it slinked butt first down the steps with his teeth hitting each step on the way down.

There was also a trap with three wierd heavy metal spiked things on chains that were held against the ceiling in the beginning of the game. I was fighting off two goblins and when I look back, the three traps were lined up perfectly to take the three of us out. Two of the spiked things swung down from the ceiling when I crossed this rope trap but the one that should have taken me out didn't move. Lucky me although the same can't be said for those two goblins.... LOL

Just thought of a funnier moment but it might be considered a spoiler cause its based on a quest ill put a warning in just to be on the safe side


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On the DB quest where you have to kill all the house guests i was doing a great job killed three of them leaving two guests left a drunken Nord and an old woman who was wondering in the basement at the time. When i went to speak to the nord he goes theres three of us left and i know we arent murderers that leaves one person ran to this shelf picked up a sword and legged it down to the basement . I soon follwed and entered the basement to see him sheathing his sword the the old women face down on the table, guess she was eating, the nord looked so happy i couldnt help laugh so much when his moment of triumph was ended with a arrow to the back of the head This is one of my favourtie quests to date

When I was at the Cloud Ruler Fortress and I knocked the captain of the edge, he woke up and he was at the bottom of this like 500 foot cliff... then he got pwned by a wolf

I made a really ugly Orc for fun today and took on TGM and started killing guards with Heat Blast, and I attack a mounted guard and kill the mount and he got stuck to the horse, half his body was under ground and he looked pretty dead but kept attacking me face down...

okay, so at lvl 20 something, i was fighting several bandits and a spider daedra on the "old bridge". after killing all of them, i did a jump of victory. due to acrobatics, the jump took me 15 feet into the air and completely over the bridge. nothing strange there. however, when i landed, there was no player model at all. what i mean is, in third person view, there simply was no character. got on the horse, same thing. it looked like the horse was running without a rider.
so i go back to the bridge, and behold!! my character model is stuck in mid-air, right over the center of the bridge, sword raised to the sky...
luckily, when i saved, quit, and started up the game again, everything was back to normal.

edit: almost forgot, i like it when clannfears jump *into* walls. then they get stuck and you can see them running in places inside the wall section

I KNEW THEY ARE LIZARDS,BUT THEY'RE NOT MONKEYS DAMN IT!!!!

Lmfao, try do it again with screenshots or a video haha.

Congratulations for having the game Taillus! Now let's see a funny moment. I was once on my way to Chorrol to deliver something. Well, I was walking along and suddenly a highwayman approaches me. The gold or your life he says. I say come and get it so we fight. After a few minutes of hard fighting he starts kicking my butt. All of a sudden I hear someone draw a sword then turn around to see an Imperial Legion soldier who dismounted off his horse to kill the highwayman. I figure I could use some faster transportation so I mount his horse while he's fighting the highwayman then ride off. I leave him fighting the highwayman and on foot. When I pass by on the same road I meet a Legion Soldier on foot who arrests me for stealing his horse. The damn soldier stood there on the road waiting to catch me next time I came around. How Radiant of him.

Lol.

Lol my funniest was shooting arrows at some bandit (townsperson *cough cough)
when an arrow bounced off a wall and stuck in my face... i got the bandit in the $@%# as revenge

THE NEW CHAMPION



You will encounter this guy in a task for Fighters Guild.You will find his vocabulary.......intresting at least
Here's a sample:


AND SOME MORE FUNNY SIGHTS:

Heh that Traven......Wait damn it you're Traven!!!


NO WAY!!!!


AND RETURN OF THE MONKEYS:

HEHEEE

I just think that this fits very well with this thread, Oblivion crazy music video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3SE7BQFHX4...=Oblivion%20FUN

Love the song, it's just makes me ROFL.

My most memorable one was when i was in some house in Bruma and i quicksaved to murder someone for fun I stealth smacked him with my 25 shockdamage 28 damage two-hander deadra sword and he flew up REALLY FAST and collided with some vases and stuff on the shelf and the physics engine (being really spiratic(sp?)) went WHAAAM!!! and the body was seiszuring in the ceiling and every kind of silverware and tupperware blew away like a bomb went off. haha it was great.

Mine would have to be when I was exploring an aelid ruin and theres these traps that are like a big razor that slams down across a narrow bridge and then slowly goes back up then slams down constantly, and theres this minotaur on the other side of the trap. comes racing at me only to get slammed by this totally obvious trap, i go back to looting the place and on my way out i see his body still laying at the base of the trap and as the big razor comes up i finally notice his horn is stuck on it and for the past 10mins hes been getting lifted up and down and up and down.

This may be a spoiler for those that have yet to run headlong into a portal but here we go.

I was scurrying around in an Oblivion portal using some good old fashioned shock touch magic and ending Stunted Scamps like there was no tomorrow when I find a tower that had a huge bed of spikes on the bottom floor. I noticed a lever so I gave it a pull. Suddenly, a circular part of the floor that was around the spikes lifts up revealing a trap of sorts. I guess this platform raises up to another floor and when it comes back down it skewers who/whatever is on said platform.

So after a few minutes of inspecting the bottom floor I decide to give the lever a good pull once again. I could hear the platform coming back down and I could see something running around through the holes in the platform. To my surprise, a little scamp had made his way onto the platform and the poor guy was violated by a handful of spikes that were taller then my character.

The look on his face when the spikes came through the bottom of the platform was absolutely priceless....

When I was doing the last Thieves guild quest I found one of those swinging mace traps, so with these two rats coming at me I decide to have some fun. I activate the trap thus killing the rats, but one of the maces was swinging everywhere! It was streching across the room! After watching this for a few I decided to continue the quest...

Another time I was just wandering around Bruma (The outside of it, not in the town.) and I come across these two Forest Rangers shooting something. I walk over to the other side of the battlefield and find another Ranger.

So now I am a bit confuzzeld, so I walk back to the other two to see if there was somthing between them, nothing. After a few seconds "the lone Ranger" died. I guess nothing can quench these Rangers blood lust as they instantly turned on each other... yeah... lets stay away from Bruma...

WTF? that video is messed up lol.

Oblivion has gotten kinda boring for me, so I might be more like the guy in the vid living a wonderful, naked, acrobatic lifestyle

Start over - try a different style of gameplay...

ORIGINALY BY strra

LMAO

Another musical killing

Be stealth, just choose the assassin class. Much more fun. Get a bow and sneak around. I got bored of the big guy in armor type fast. I dont like using big slow warhammers to smash things, I perfer watching them wonder what hit them

I literaly choked on my beer!!! ROFL
BTW is that Benny Hill music i'm hearing?

choked on your...what?

anyways... I think that This movie is funnier

Sorry,it's a typo for beer
''I better lay of the ale.Starting to see things i am.''

The wondrous yakety sax. This is the only Oblivion movie I've ever laughed out loud to. I smiled at the swimming on land one though.

Well, here's a bunch that you may 'LOL' to

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5 was very funny but the rest just kinda seemed like watching a real brutal murder. They just looked like they were trying to get the job done.

I was attacked by a person who randomly attacks you because of a quest in oblivion. I accidently impaled him on a spike machine. I also was going through oblivion and saw one of those human cages. I released the human from the cage and he fell down in what seemed like slow motion. I followed him down the tower and saw he was completely impaled on a huge spike right next to the random quest person.

Ah yes, the cage. I thought I was being kind.

I didn't bother goinbg down to watch him die.

i just was outside bruma,
when i saw 2 imperial guard foreigers,
there where , just running after a deer, so funny,
when:
1 of the foregiers hit the other:P,
and the started shooting on eachother,
quite funny

OMG this morning I was doing a certain quest that involved the slaughter of a village load of Goblins and when I was in one house I managed to creep inside while the little green bugger was turned around and I readied my brand new axe with a pretty heavy fire magic embued in it. With one power swing I sent the little guy straight into the ceiling and down onto the back of his neck.

It looked quite painful and I did manage to get a screenshot but im at work so I can't post it now.... expect to see it tomorrow

I thought The Adoring Fan Goes Bowling was hilareous! And very well done, even down to the credits. Very funny. It actually gave me the feeling of what it must be like to be male ... all the pent up rage ... kinda cool in a gruesome way.
lol

Oh Taillus! Did you notice the goblins weren't agressive at all?