Ummm I don't want to post a spoiler or anything but anyone who has done that mission in question knows what happens next.... I was crushed. I know now why I was able to sneak by him with a very low sneak lv and wearing blackwood armor..... Such a tragedy!!!!

You can get blackwood armor? I just have the sheild(sold it anywat now)

Hmmm,reading on the rain.....Gotta try that

So here's the pic of the poor "goblin" that I send headfirst into the floor. I hope the picture isn't too dark for anyone. It looks fine on my monitor but I guess we will have to see.

Well this is not so very funny, but I must admit I chuckled when I saw this statue in one of the caves related to a quest involving Scamps... I think it was supposed to be Sheogorath?

Outside Leyawiin:

Run M'aiq Run!
And don't forget to close the gate behind you...

WARNING: Large D/L...11MB. My digital camera makes enourmous .mov-files...

Well I just had a funny moment today...

I was carefully hopskipping down a pretty steep mountainside. Taking care not to jump too far so as to end up dead at the end of the fall. I took one small leap after the other when suddenly just as I start my fall, I notice a wolf who must have been following me go slowly sailing over my head. He turned around to face me mid-air and I swear he had the "what did I just do?" look on his face as he flew way out into the air. I landed and looked down the hill just to see him hit hard and go rolling down the hill.

I'M SUPRISED NOBODY MENTIONED THIS!

Woah - i only ever met him in the quest where he gets killed.

Ahhahahah! ROFL! This is just funny.


Lol! I have talked to this guy but never heard him say anything like that
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The only funny thing I've seen so far was a zombie that I killed and it layed in a very awkard positition, lol, it had it's one leg up towards the cealing, looked really goofy, made me wonder if it was dead or just pretending to be dead

Yeah well,when you stand in front of him (just stand,don't talk) he starts singing this

That I shall :)

I remember when I first saw him singing his weird song. I went "Ok, see you later" and quietly moved on trying to avoid this guy. He was too strange for my preferences.

My fav one was the silly khajiit I taped swinging around on the roof by his tail, dont believe me? See for your self:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGIledGj0w

I was doing the Dark Brotherhood Quest... the one where you have to kill everybody in a house... so I entered and talked to this old lady... i said my baby was sick ... so i went up the stairs and sneaked to see if i was being seen...
then this dark elf women sat down with a book in her hands. next to her chair was a small table... with a LOT of ale bottles.. so she was reading... and eeh... i shot an arrow right between her eyes ( no really I DID !! ) so the book fell on the floor and then her head and arms fell on the table... so she´s there with an arrow in her head, I remove it and she´s got all these bottles around her head and in her hand... it was like she was drunk!

Then the old lady, who I was talking to earlier, walked towards her.. so and she looked at it for a few seconds. Meanwhile i went up the stairs again, so she wouldn´t see me. The moment she turned around... i shot an arrow in her head.... welll..... actually .. in her mouth so she´s laying there being dead with an arrow in her throat...

lol

This happened this morning while I was working on the last few quests for the Thieves Guild.

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Anyway, I was working on the quest where you go to retrieve the Arrow of Extrication from the mage in Bravil. Unfortunately, he kept catching me whenever I tried to sneak around in his tower. I couldn't kill him, because I was a member of the Mages Guild, and I would get kicked out.

So, instead, I creatively 'assisted' him in committing suicide. I lured him to the top of his tower and dodged around as he wasted his staff charges and blew all his magicka, and eventually went to melee me. I was very particular about not striking him. Getting him with his back to the three-story drop in the middle of the tower, I simply gave him a few gentle nudges until he slipped over the side. Ahhhhh.. Radiant.

Oh, I almost forgot. I came across another rather amusing sight at the Skingrad Mages guild. I was going there for my recommendation quest, and I just happened to come across a bed with a sleeping mage on it.. only.. he wasn't alone! No! Right there in bed with him.. was another sleeping man! I nearly choked on my Mountain Dew.

Now I regret getting the game for Xbox 360, rather than upgrading my PC for it. I would have liked nothing more than to take a few screenshots and send them to Jack Thompson in an e-mail under the subject line, "Oblivion - Secret Gay Content!!1!"

And yes, the 1 is intentional.

I wonder if he'd sue.

Know whats both sad and funny at the same time?

I was about level two on one of my non-main characters, and i had 100 conjuration so i could kill anything with a lich (conjuration = not main skill)
I was standing in back of a bandit, and the lich shot an ice ball at the bandit, so the bandit moves and i die and keep rolling down a hill, and the lich is chasing after me, so the bandit runs after the lich and jumps over it only to die right on top of me.

*spoiler alert*

I'm just a common 3-leveled hand-to-hand guy. I was in Anvil's lighthouse, and was soon going to end the game. So, I decided to have some fun. I setted difficulty to 0 and saved. Then I cunningly sneaked to the lighthousemaster, stole some kind of a key to the cellar.

And so, me in all my innocence walked down and opened the door. And what do I see? A dead dog. Interesting? Yes. Creepy? Yes. And so I walked in. There I encountered several dead bodies (including a sheep). That was when I realized that I was dealing with a multiple homicide. I decided to take the law in my own hands.

So, I headed back up. There he was, the evil honoured user. I decided to execute him slowly by my fists. I beat him down. He went unconcious. He woke up again. Beat him again. And again. And again. I ended up chopping him with my cutlass and mumbling: "Why... Can't... You... Die... You... Son... Of... A umbrella seller!" On the last one I powerstriked.

Finally, I gave up, deciding he was immortal and worthy of my worship. He didn't even mind speaking with me afterwards!

When I went to my friends house to play oblivion I stole this horse accidently... and it just happened to be that a guard was walking like two feet away from me so as a result I ended up in jail... and inside my cage was another convic... so I said what the hell... so I punched him... and then all of the sudden a guard comes running in and he starts attacking the dude I just punched and he had just left the door open... so I ran out... and then I start looking for a evidence chest to get my gear back so I go through this one door and it lead me to a huge dining room filled with guards... and withing the second they were all over me... so I said... damn... and they threw me back in the same cage I was in before only that this time there was corpse in it...and thats the funniest thing that has happened to me in Oblivion...

LOL Mazelure!

Yeh, I thought that was pretty hilarious too and somehow sounds just like Mazelure!

If they had any sense they'd just let him outa jail for good conduct before he assasinates all his cell mates out of boredom ...

I once wore the dark brotherhood gloves that give chameleon and walked around outside. Then, my hhealth went down to half in a very short time. It took me a while to realize the gloves gave burning damage. I spent the time healing, jumping around, and expressing my hate of glitches.

It appears he's using his finger to read 'blind font', but it still made me chuckle...

Lol. I've seen them read before as well... Kinda defeats the purpose. Still great though.

I think the things the blind moth priest say are funny. Like, when you're sneaking around them and they say, "It must be my eyes playing tricks on me."

My funniest incident would have to be in Anvil.... I think.... But it may inquire as to a small spoiler.....


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I was on th "Save the rats" quest, that you get in the Fighters guild. I did the quest and when I returned the lady is still freaking out that there is another lion in her basement. I sneak into the basement, take out my bow and fire. (I am currently using a daedric bow atk: 19) I was a little off target and the arrow sticks into the lions tail. He rears up and then falls over, landing on top of one of the rats. I check it to get my arrow back and when I view the lion all four of his legs are twitching wildly....... as a rat is under him, looking at me..........

I think it's a bug or something. When I did the quest, both of the lions stayed there, twitching and moving. It was rather sad, actually.

Rofl. I had a moment like this
I was playing my Ranger character with the Complete Ranger mod on, and I go to dive rock. I jumped off the edge and called for my pet wolf to come, and he leapt right over my head and sailed about 100 foot down a cliff

oh and btw mazelure, which town did you get imprisoned in? ive been trying to find one with another prisoner is for ages.

A funny thing happend to me that I was'nt happy about at that time.

I was cruising along on my new horse taking in the sites when a minathor charged down on me. "O' well" I mutterd wile dismounting and geting preped and ready.

Just as I take a swing he sails past me and starts beating the crap out of my horse. My horse goes "Hell no" and runs off with the minator after. Also picking up a Mountin lion and wolf long the way, thru a village, the village men started atacking the minator who's still after my hores that doubled back past an oblivion gate and picked up a couple of deadra for good measure.

Watching my horse with a trail of deadra, villagers and random forest creathers, I whent on my way not wanting to sort that mess out.

wahhahahahahahaha thats the best one ive heard so far

That's really sad.

You have no idea.

Glitch? Paintbrushes? Tell me more...

These stories are a blast! Heres one of my own...

I was doing the Dark brotherhood quests, first one you get, where you have to board the ship to kill the captain (let's see if i can avoid spoilers on this one)
So her I am, all prepped to have to sneak/fight pirates to get onto ship. I arrive at the docks and lo and behold, that glorious combat sounds kicks in. My hear skips a beat and I wonder who is attacking me... No one, its just the captain of the imperial guard making it his personal mission to eliminate every pirate on the docks

During this festive bloodfest, they all happen to fall into the water...Or shoudl i say the captain falls and the priates jump in after him. I happily scamper onto the ship, no pirates in sight, andhead towards the captains cabin with the soothing sound of battle and insults behind me...problem solved by the AI

I was also bussy with a DB quest when a old lady was rather tough and couldn't be killed with the tride and trusted sneak and whack methad cuz after the first whack shell just run to the nearby patrol.
So mission off to the nearist Aelyed ruin and get the attention of 2 brown bears and lead them back to her cabin.
She see's me with 2 brown bears on my tail and thinks "Oh goody. A FIGHT!" and starts a fist fight with the bears, I jump on her cabins roof and watch the show.

She starts thinking that the fight idea sounded better in her head and runs of to the near by patrol, who promtly gets his boat handed to him on a sillver platter, she heads off to the second patrol that made a brave effot but got ripped a new one, she runs stupidly into a cave and sees its full off bandits and heads back out bang into the bears that rips her to srheds.

I step in and finnish off 2 weakend bears and head of to my next mark.

O' well, Job done!

This happened to me when we closed the gate outside Bruma. The one where you teach the guard how to close it. We walked outside. I staid a little bit to loot the bodies of the fallen Dremora. When I arrived in Bruma, I saw a guard fight of the captain of the guard. The battle whent all around Bruma. The normal Guard won adn the captain was knocked out. He stood up and said "Good morning" and just walked away.


I just burst into laughter. Because not only did a normal guard randomly started the fight against the captain AND won. But the captain stoodup and said Good mornig, and jsut went on with his life.

back in the start... the goblin after a trap... let him see you and he will run to you... sometimes he gets killed by his own trap! looks SO funny when fe flies head first to you!

This probably qualifies more as a glitch, but here goes:

I was riding on my horse toward Anvil, and I arrived where the stables were supposed to be. Then, while I was standing there wondering where they were, the game rendered them around me. My horse and I got stuck in a wall. I had to use the console to free myself from the too-late rendered stables. I hope that doesn't happen again.

hmm...can't think of any funny stories now. But here is a glitch you get when you sleep on someone's bed just before they get in.

They stay like that for about 5 or so seconds before suddenly popping back into a normal position.

In reply to Panxter, you can also use your bow to trigger the trap when he is standing there. I imagine its quite a surprise to him....

Cadaver

NPCs getting hit by their own traps is awesome, I love when I was fighting a bandit, she decided she was getting wasted so ran away, straight into a ball and chain trap, first one knocked her back so the second one could send her corpse flying into the wall. But the funniest sight has to be this:

Can't remember where it was, but I just walked in and found a dead goblin laying in a pool of water with his mouth underneath the tap of a keg, of course his body started floating off so I had to put him back for the screenshot. It seems like the developers did it on purpose because he was dead with no signs of a fight or any other creatures near him, but he was floating around so perhaps it was just luck that his mouth was underneath the tap when I walked in.
Oh and this Morrowind character generation referance made me laugh for ages, had to take a screenshot!

Hope nobody minds me not using links, they are piddly files, load in a second even for 56kers.

That sweetroll thing is hilarious. I cant give screenshots since im on xbox but the funniest thing I saw was when the count of Skingrad was walking around the garden during the day. He turned completely red and it looked like smoke ws coming from his ears. Ironically I was also burning in the sun.

I saw a deer the other day in the KING AND QUEEN TAVERN! It was prancing about like it owned the place, and no one was paying attention to it!

hahhaha tahts a good one lol. one time i was making a new character
and i was fighting goblins and i knocked one back into a sewer pit and he landed on his back with his legs folded over his face....questionable content removed....

Ahhh... lets see here... ah, yes:

1)
I was in Oblivion once, and was being assulted by a Dremora battlemage (their robes are armor!). I ran toward him (or her?), and he/she walked backwards. It was on one of those bridges that lead to the citadel, often blocked by war gates. Anyway, it (?) walked back right into the lava!

2)
I killed a bandit, and took all of his stuff. But, when he landed, one of his hands were in fists, and it looked like he was whacking off. His hand was going... what was it... like 8 inches into the air! He was a Redguard, too. Guess the rumors are true... like I needed to know that anyway!

Ha ha ha, Dungeon Hunter, I get it!

3)
I once let Umbra into the ruins that she's in (Vindasel, just go to Pell's Gate, and take the road west until you stumble upon an Ayleid ruin with 2 Storm Atronachs around it), and led her through the traps. The first sight on our little trip was the poison trap, which lowered her health about 25%. Then, I led her through the pit a couple of times, and she was dead. Had a hard time with Clavicus Vile's quest, though...

That actually goes way back to Daggerfall. I've seen many interesting things, but I'll just do an easy one. I once walked in on two guards in the wilderness duking it out with bows. Not knowing who to root for (and certainly not getting two forresters on my boat) I just sat there and watched them murder eachother. I also.. happened to be playing my DB character.. soooo.. no healing magic for the guardsmen I'm afraid.

not really much but I put ongod mode on and maked an uber lighning spell.... I went around The inperial city and killed everyone I could find... but when you go into shops and stuff and shoot the items, well they fly all over. Its great.

I was in a camp somewhere north of cheydinhal with two camonna thong thugs. I talked to one of them and he said something like "Have you ever seen a land Dreugh, we call them Billies, I'm not sure why though"
Now that had me grinning.