I dont know too many, nor do I ever remember the quoted person's name. But here's one of mine
"You must obey before you can command" Forgot the name though.

Here's some (I see your a naruto fan so)

Naruto: Dattebayo!

Kakashi: Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.

And here's some from One Piece I like:

Roronoa Zoro: I am always serious.
Nami: That's what makes you so stupid.

Usopp: Talking's easy, but we'll need true strength for the battle. What are you guys capable of?
Roronoa Zoro: Slicing!
Monkey D Luffy: Stretching!
Nami: Thieving!
Usopp: I'll be hiding!

Here's one from a short X-com fan fic I once wrote.

(After sergeant Ironhead has defeated four heavily armed Ethereals with just his bare fists, his commander walks to the evil alien brain that controls all the aliens in the system so that he can blow it to pieces. Alien brain tries to talk its way out of things with the help of a nice screen to show funny pictures with and the commander lowers his weapon. Unfortunately, sergeant Ironhead picks up a gun from one of the death Ethereals and vaporizes the barin with some good old plasma.)

Commander Vogel:,, Sergeant, no! What have you done?! You just ruined everything! We could have become friends! It was right and we were wrong! They never intended to destroy us! Why?!!”

Sergeant Ironhead:,, That was the worst and most boring movie I’ve ever seen. Lousy special effects.”



Here's another one from one of my stories, a different universe this time.

,,Ah, finally back again. Now before we’re going to save the galaxy as we know it, does anyone want some coffee?”
,,Is that all you can think about, captain? We nearly got killed over a dozen times back there!”
,,You can’t go to war when you’re thirsty."

And a last one. (yes, the captain is addicted to coffee.)

captain (after having threatened to blow up the ship):,, I’m not going to let those braindead morons onboard. I’m not a politician, but even I know that no one will care about my little threat if they have those monkeys onboard who probably don’t even know how the coffee machine works!”
Some alien they picked up on the other side of the galaxy:,, What is the importance of coffee for your race?”
captain:,, I just think it tastes good, that’s all."

I love the qoute we can for example see in Minque's story of Serene by Churchill "It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required" - I just love qoutes from WW2, another one is "You won't get Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole, go out there and fight!" Or something like that

hehe...I have a good one.

Ah soldiers job is not to die for his country, but to make the other bastards die from theirs: general S.Patton, WW2.

I reject your realality and substitute my own Adam Savage

It is from Mythbusters

Got that in my signature in my clans forum:
"Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other honoured user die for his"

I don't actualy know who said it,but it was on the official forum,a month ago when the game wasn't out.Disssusion was about ''Are you the heir?''.Here's what they said:

A:''Is everyone slightly retarded?You are the frikin' heir!!!''

B:''No,only you.It has been officialy confirmed you're not the heir''

C:''How can you be the heir?What if you're playing Argonian?Emperor must have been some weird a$$ crap!!!''

"Speak softly and carry a big stick." - Teddy Roosevelt

Oh,you guys mean non-forum quotes?
They're in my Sig.

her are a couple I've heard:

Roy M. Cohn: Go after a man's weakness and never, ever, threaten unless you are going to follow through, becuase if you don't, the next time you wont be taken seriously.

Stephen Ambrose: The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future

Yogi Berra: You can observe a lot by just watching

Then a very common one: Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

Then I was reading Exile's Honor by Mercedes Lackey (awsome autor IMO) and I read this: "Expertise can get you to good, but practice gets you to master" or something very close to that


I htink i'll post more later but I'll have to upturn my room to find the paper with quotes on it....

well i like shows like the chapelle show and south park so here are a few

"hey hey hey, smoke weed everday" (dave chapelle)

" shut up you stupid jew" (eric cartman off south park)

I have quite a number of quotes that I like. Most of them are really old though.

"A badly led mob is no more an army than a heap of building materials is a house" Herodotus or some other old guy.

"Only the dead have seen the end of the war" some old guy, Plato maybe.

"I don't shake hands with homosexuals" George Becali (the owner of a big romanian soccer team, Steaua Bucharest, which is in the Uefa Cup semifinals with Middlesborough)

"On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], `Pray,
Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right
answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of
confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage

:biglaugh:

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-- Yogi Berra

Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back."

Don't get mad, get even.
-- Joseph P. Kennedy


Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side,
and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-- Carl Zwanzig


And finally, a quote from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine:

"The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife."
-- Ferengi Rule of Aquisition #48

There are many quotes I love, but for now I'll just say this:

"I don't hate people. I just think they're all idiots"
[Lucas, CAD Comics]

Ok, here is a couple of good quotes I found funny.

We're the good guys, their the bad guys...George W Bush, that was the explanation of the Iraq war...

To win war, you gotta become war....:Rambo.

A soldiers duty is not to die for his country, but to make the other bastards die for theirs....:General, S Patton.

One of my favorite quotes are,

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."-Albert Einstein

Here's another favorite of mine by a true hero,

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."-William Wallace

And the last two are in my signature, so you've probably seen them already .

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."-William Shakespeare

"The whole art of war consists of guessing at what is on the other side of the hill."-Arthur Wellesley

Those both are in Rome Total War. Plenty of neat quotes in it. Ill see if I can get them all.

"The sun shines everday in hell." - One of the (male) Dunmer voice files from Morrowind.

"Oh gods please, don't let him go on about that "Solem duty" crap again" - Another (male) Dunmer voice file

"Go away, I don't have any treats!" - Again, Dunmer male, but one of the responses to fleeing from the Player when he's a Werewolf.

"He who makes a beast out of himself, rids himself of the pain of being a man" - Some Dr. guy, I forget the name.

"The best techinques are passed on by the survivors" - Gaiden Shinji, a TES character.

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." - Isaac Asimov

"We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. " - George S. Patton

"Violence is the rhyme of the unheard." - Dr. King

"The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine

and of course my Che quotes, very important:

"If you tremble indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine." - Ernesto Che Guevara

"Words that do not match deeds are unimportant." - Ernesto Che Guevara

"We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to die for it." - Ernesto Che Guevara

"I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you're only going to kill a man." - Ernesto Che Guevara

There's also:

"Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." - Malcolm X

"Learn the laws so you know best how to break them." - Old proverb

As you can see, I'm a Total War fan. It's a great game really, better than those "rock-paper-scissors" type games like Empire Earth or Age of Empires. It really gives you insight on how troops are lead.

Ah yes Ctrl-Alt-Delete, freaking hilarious stuff right there.

my sig on almost every other forum i look at:
(Hypno should know this one, judging from his sig quotes and avatar)
"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"
- wh40k 3rd ed. rulebook
(also from dawn of war, which came later)

another interesting quote-
"Using the restroom while hard isn't impossible, but it is kind of like no-scoping with an awp." - some random guy
a friends sig

I got one it from DoW:40k. A Spacemarine says "Walk softly and carry a big gun" I found that kind of funny

"A woman's mind is like a forest...dark, and full of wolves", Malcolm in the Middle.

"Generally, I find Nords to be likable; they have a simple outlook on life- smash it, spend it, eat it, or drink it."
from "The Story of Trey" by treydog

If you're going to make a point, why not make it so that no one can miss it.
~ Delenn

All that is needed for evil to triumph, is that good men do nothing.
~ not sure who said that.

The only sovereign we can allow to rule us, is reason
~ Terry Goodkind

Excellent writer.

I also like the quote : "Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."
-P. J. O'Rourke

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. Bertrand Russel

This is a quote from Hayt (a dev of OB) on the official forums before Oblivion came out, and rumors about how bad it was gonna be, ran amuck.

"I hate to say it, but I continue to be surprised at the degree to which people are willing, if not eager, to believe the worst about any given situation (particularly when they have few to none of the facts)."

EDIT: forgot to add quotation marks ""

I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.
- Leontyne Price,

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
- Brian W. Kernighan

"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it" the name slps my mind at the moment

"Every fallen enemy is a risen crowd" a saying I use now after a very long conversation. The person I was speaking to and I got to a point where we were discussing how much a cheering crowd can affect a fight or anything for that matter. He asked me "is there any way one can achieve that boost of confidence without a crowd?" and I responded with the quote.

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies" by the often mis-quoted Aristotle.

"One with the law is a majority" by one of the coolest men ever, Calvin Coolidge.

"Fear makes us feel our humanity" by Benjamin Disraeli.

thats a spoof of teddy Roosevelts quote that states "speak softly and carry a big stick"

My favorite quote come form my friend Jason

I've been dieying ever cince the day I was born

"I shot the sheriff!" "But I did not shoot the deputy." Is pretty tight just prop that one up there.

I have thought this through a lot, and I can't decide wich quote I like the most. But there's this one that has stayed in my mind:

"He's one of those rangers..." from LoTR.
It just sounds so cool when the innkeeper says it, gives me goosebumps.

Hehe, my brother use to say that when he sees me in my hiking clothes, "she's one of those rangers...hurmm"

NUMBER: 48129
QUOTATION: Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
ATTRIBUTION: George Santayana (1863–1952), U.S. philosopher, poet.
Life of Reason, 'Reason in Common Sense,' ch. 12 (1905-6).

Thanks Stargie. I hate to miss-qoute people and forget their names, one of my many, many, many, many, many peeves.

I'm putting this qoute up because every time I've ever seen it said, it was attributed to the wrong person. It wasn't Stalin, it wasn't Napoleon, it wasn't Mousilinni (I'm pretty certain I mispelled that one) and it wasn't Ghenghis Khan (yes, I heard someone credit the Khan for this one. The victor will never be asked if he told the truth was said by Adolf Hitler.

Sorry, gotta be a geek...

"The needs of the many...outweigh the needs of the few..." -Spock, The Wrath of Kahn

"There are other forms of life on Earth, Doctor. Only human arrogance would assume
the message must be meant for man." - Spock, The Voyage Home

Ah, talking Star Trek, aren't we? Prepare for the ultimate geekiness!

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
Spock: ,,Lieutenant, the Admiral is well aware of the regulations." Upon encountering the Reliant. Saavik, (like the rest of the crew actually still in training) talks about some regulation to raise the shields and all. Kirk decides not to and the Enterprise takes a big beating.

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.
Kirk: ,,Because the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many." Kirk explains why he sacrificed everything (ship, son, a couple of Klingons, his rank etc.) to revive Spock.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.
,,Must be the radiation." Chekov when he threatens to stun a couple of navy guys and his phaser doesn't function.

Kirk (after McCoy got them past the guard by telling them that they had a patient with something very deadly sounding disease.): ,,What did you say she had?"
McCoy: ,,Stomach ache."

Guard: ,,Hey, I thought you came in with a woman."
Kirk: ,,Wrong patient." While fleeing with Chekov.

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.
Kirk: ,,What does God need with a starship?" Yes, he met God and he wasn't impressed. (The god was a fake, but still.)

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.
Kirk (after nearly getting beaten by some big alien he still managed to win by hitting the knee.): ,,At least he had a knee."
Someone else:,, Not everyone has his genitals on the same place as humans."

Kirk (at the end): ,,Second star to the right, and straight on till morning."

Star Trek VII: Generations.

Soran (when Kirk appears from nowhere after having been missing for 75 years or something): ,,And who might you be?"
Picard: ,,Have you forgotten your history? That is Captain James T. Kirk."
Soran (punches Kirk): ,,I remember my history and if I am right, you were death."

Ps: I think Kirk died much too easily in this film. It was two against one!

Star Trek VIII: First Contact.
,,Borg? Sounds Swedish."

Cochrane (during the warp flight): ,,AAAAAHHH!!!"

Data (upon betraying the Borg): ,,Resistance is futile!"

Star Trek X: Nemesis.
Worf (with a hangover): ,,Romulan ale should be illegal."
La Forge: ,,It is illegal."
Worf: ,,Then it should be more illegal."

When the dune buggy shoots out of the shuttle with Picard behind the weels.
Data: ,,I have never understood the human's need for driving at unsafe velocities."
(when they are shot at.)
Picard:,, It is time for unsafe velocities."

(when picard and Data steal a Romulan fighter somewhere later in the film, there is a small reference to the car chase earlier.)
Data:,, Should I fly?"
Picard looks at him like "What the hell are you thinking? Of course not!"

And of course the Vulcan classic:,, Live long and prosper."

Umm, yeah that is all I can remember for the moment.

This is a quote from Terry Pratchett's book 'Interesting times'.



It's just so funny....

thats strange... i would probley have to read the book to understand tha one fully

In that very part, Tshingis Cohen (barbarian in heart and soul) is trying to learn to be civilized, and goes to buy an apple.

a barbarain, that explains alot... ha very nice

As the ultimate collection of star trek movie quotes was posted, I feel it my duty to add some anime quotes I like.

Samurai Champloo:

Fuu: [Mugen takes Fuu's coin and flips it high into the air] Uhh, don't you think you tossed it a little far?
Jin: He doesn't understand the meaning of "restraint."
Mugen: Kiss my boat.

Mugen: You point a sword at someone you either kill or be killed. Anyone who can't handle that should just SHUT THE hamster UP!

Random Guy: [After watching Mugen star kicking people's asses with his sandals] Who... is that man?
Jin: That man is a fool.

Trigun:

Wolfwod: We’re not God. Not only are our powers limited, but we sometimes are driven to become the devil himself.

Million Knives: [both using telepathy] I didn't create these weapons to be wasted like that!
Vash the Stampede: Using them this way is the only thing that gives them any meaning at all
Million Knives: It's hopeless, isn't it?
Vash the Stampede: I've made my decision
Million Knives: You're not a human being, you're a plant
Vash the Stampede: I know that
Million Knives: You're a superior being!
Vash the Stampede: I disagree

I'll add more later.

"If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it" - Emerson Pugh.

"You can please some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time; But you can't please all of the people all of the time."

"Here's lookin' at you, kid."
You know... from the Untouchables... the movie. Oh, nvm, none you watch classics. (probably not.)

It was from the Untouchables? I could have sworn it was from Casablanca.

Personally I'll have to go with "On second thoughts, lets not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place." from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Pie Jesu domine. *bang*
Dona eis requiem. *bang*

I'd really like to know what it means.

Blessed Lord Jesus *bang* , grant them rest *bang*.