Dante's inferno test.

I would go to the first level of he--hope-you-moderators-don't-mind-using-in-these-circumstances-ll, Limbo.

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Don't take this too seriously.

Purgatory

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
---

As expected.

Level 6 - DIS

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Cool...I could have beer with Satan!

what? stargleman, is this possible?! I got the 4th level of hell..... crud...

yeah it involes before the river of synx(or somehting i've already forgotten) we all roll weighs to each other and blabitty bla bla I don't know...


Edit(again): found it...

Level 4

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.


thats what got me (i think)

edit:for the last time. okay i read it all wrong. im higher then Stargle, that doens't supprise me...

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee, eternal hellfire

well have fun. I get to play with weights the whole time....

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Seems like Dis is a really popular place these days.

Purgatory

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.



Huzzah for me! Although, if I DID go to Hell, I would probably end up in Limbo. Then I could hang out with Aristotle and them all day. It's not such a bad place, its just kinda boring.

I really liked The Inferno. I hope to finish the Divine Comedy soon.

It seems I'll end up in the city of Dis myself together with other staff members, maybe the people in there are interested in seeing an Oblivion fan site

Limbo for me. Hey Aristotole, sup homie! .... *ahem*

you guys are baaaaaaaad

If you're considering not believing in god bad, then yes, we are.

no, but you are all going to Dis. I mean, simple disbelief would just end you up in Limbo.



wub your avatar by the way, stargelman

Hehe, bad to the bone
pfft, if my beliefs (or lack thereof) sentence me to a place i don't even believe in, then so be it

Oh and for the record, i'm an agnostic, although it would appear i have atheistic leanings

I guess it's the difference between being agnostic or atheistic, really.

Agnostics consider it at least possible that god exists, they just "reserve judgement" on the issue until they have better grounds to decide. An Atheist on the other hand expressly denies the possibility that god exists. God - if existing - could reveal him/herself right in front of them, and they'd say it was an illusion.

I guess it also had to do with considering science and technology to be the ultimate source of knowledge and wisdom, as opposed to the divine.

1st-level of hell

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

I guess I've been bad. At least I won't be alone.

Yay sixth level of hell! Too bad I don't get to meet aristotle.... but Rane is here yay lets party I mean get whipped with flaming spikes.... wait a second..

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Level 1 - Limbo
"Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad."

Well, now. That kind of disappoints me, really. For one thing, I'm the outcast of the team
I'd grab some climbing gear and head off for the mountain, cursing Caesar on my way out for blocking the sun.
Next to pure torment, this would be my hell indeed.

the city of dis.

man it's crowded in here.

ah come on down to lvl 4.... i'm lonely...

Level 9 - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Heh heh heh...

*steps away from doomed*

Lonewolf, last I heard you were Christian. What made you lean to agnostic? Accidently read the bible?

City of Dis for me as well... Hey! If we plan now... we can all all bring a side dish.. Have a buffet or something

lol another 6th lvler.....

I remember how cool they were in Inferno. The whole ampitheatre one with sll the different little stories looking like terraces and different people being tortured. The 8th layer is definitely the most interesting. City of Dis,k with the way its described, might as well by Baghdad or any other wartorn city. You guys get it easy. By the way:

SELLING 75 DOLLAR QUADS ON THE 9TH LAYER!

Even in Hell I'll manage to make a buck.

ROT IN HELL M#$%@&*%&#$@!!! I hamster cave MADE IT TO DAMN PURGATORY!


Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Be kinda lonely though, I wanted to chill with ceaser and the gang. Funny how ceaser is only in hell number 1 when he was just as pagan as the rest of them.. The odd catholic religion..

Level 1 is more for the guys that existed before Christianity. It sounds sort of funny doesn't it? Most of the human population would be in Limbo, as most people live virtuously but never really cared for Christianity or Judaism. City of Dis is more for the guys that were just flat out bible-burners "God is Dead" type people, but it could go as small as, "The whole God thing, I don't like it."

Lonely? I'm in pugatory too. Come on let's go laugh at others' eternal damnation.




Anyone else think it's kinda funny that DoomedOne got the 9th level of hell? Kinda ironic.

I can try but I need a hall pass... hell pass from the teacher.... Satan...... I wonder if Todd will go to the City of Dis, now that would be hell!




Laughing at me only makes you sink faster into the depths of hell, where you should be. I think doomedone is lying, he probably just said the ninth level to get attention, or he actually raped someone in the quiz.

THE POWER OF CHIRST CONSUMES YOU!!
well if he is consuming me, then he must have some bad acid reflux, there is a lot of fire down here!



I'll bring the popcorn, grilled chicken and peanuts! I peanuts

Doomedone wouldn't do that! actually it did surprise me that he made it all the way down there...
.
.
.
.
.
lets takeover purgatory.

Awesome.. I always wanted to do that...

No, i just realised how little i agreed with almost none of it. I'be been agnostic with Atheistic leanings for quite some time now

Wurlon, why must you hate me? I didn't actually have to rape anyone to get 9th level. I just had to be extremely treacherous.

hey look at the bad side of purgatory, you have to crawl across the frozen lake of cocytus and beneath lucifer to get to it,

http://gr.bolt.com/games/pc/action/doom_3_...ction_dante.jpg

I don't want to know how you came across that web site....

through google. not sure why doom 3 was involve, but the map is indeed dante's inferno.

oh okay....

Interesting map, I definitely do not want to go to the "wood of suicides", sounds creepy.

Compells, the power of christ compells you.

And why should I be in hell? That's not a nice thing to say.

purgatory wahoo! do you have to be catholic? cause i don't really believe in purgatory hmm well thats where i am i guess

lol, no..

I'm protastent (omgz, meh 1 hand l33t typz skilz) and I'm in purgatory

At its better then where you all are at:P

If you want to get that technical Channler, only 3300 people make it heaven despite what religion they are. There are a billion catholics, nearly a billion muslims, hundreds of millions of protestants...

Luckily the Divine Comedy is fiction, and in the Divine Comedy (and later in Hellblazer (or as you probably know it, Constantine) only Catholics made it to Heaven.

what would the other christians be heretics?

my family's catholic, but i personally am athiestic so i guess im doomed for hell....oh well.

I think when they invented that 3300 number they didn't really think Christianity would ever get to become too popular.

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Now that is the second level of hell.......but my results were somewhat varied....

I got high scores for several levels......like lvl 3,4,6,7 and 8..hmmmm but all in all I´m being sent to lvl 2....

Hehe, Minque isn't bad enough to reach Dis with me and the others

So.. minque goes to hell with all the seducers..