Official Members Of The Coalition Of AE (Anti-Evil)

Wurlon: Overlord Of Wolfmen And Anti-Matter Bombs
HQ: Secret Underground Wolfman Castle Facility
Army: Elemental Resistant Wolfmen & Wolfwomen, Daedroths
Controlled Territory: Alaska, Scotland And The Whole Eastern U.S.

Gamer10: Supreme Dictator of the Oligarchy of the Squirrel Nation (OSN)
HQ: A treehouse in a cornfield in Indiana
Army: Squirrels
Controlled Territory: The Midwestern United States




The Free Coalition Of Anti-Evil Genuises

Rule 1: All members hold equal ground. A vote of the majority can override any authority.

Rule 2: Each member retains the right to withdraw from the council without facing any consequences

Rule 3: All rights to items (mechanical pencils, poisons etc.) are still intact. You still own such rights. However, we do not recognize the Collaberation of Evil Genuises as a legitimate group.

Rule 4: All members are assured the protection of the other members of the coalition.

Rules/Constitution Drafted And Created By Gamer10

Pledge Of The AE Coalition

To the one and only free coalition,
Of the Anti-Evil Genuises,
That will live on forever,
Through fire and through sword,
I hereby swear loyalty!

I am afraid Wurlon, that naming yourself commander dissapoints me. I was hoping you would agree to my new constituion.

What constitution? Fine but I'm still overlord of wolfmen

If you wish to join just tell me your stuff

The Free Coalition Of Anti-Evil Genuises

Rule 1: All members hold equal ground. A vote of the majority can override any authority.

Rule 2: Each member retains the right to withdraw from the council without facing any consequences

Rule 3: All rights to items (mechanical pencils, poisons etc.) are still intact. You still own such rights. However, we do not recognize the Collaberation of Evil Genuises as a legitimate group.

Rule 4: All members are assured the protection of the other members of the coalition.

-Gamer10

Gamer10: Supreme Dictator of the Oligarchy of the Squirrel Nation (OSN)
HQ: A treehouse in a cornfield in Indiana
Army: Squirrels
Controlled Territory: The Midwestern United States

To: Mr. Gamer10
From: Mr. Wurlon

Excellent.

Sincerely,
Wurlon

To: Wurlon
From: Gamer10

Mr. Wurlon, I am greatly satisfied with your decision to accept the constitution I have proposed.

-Gamer10

You will all die slow, painful deaths.

Signed,

-Dantrag, of the CEG.

To: Gamer10
From: Wurlon

Mr. Gamer10,

I am greatly satisfied with your decision to ally with me and to have created such a marvelous constitution. Let this thread lead to greatness!

Sincerely,
Wurlon

To:Wurlon, Gamer10, and Dantrag
From:Neck'Thall

Ditto.(In response to Dantrags letter.

Also Dantrag plese send some of you Army to Laputa so we can team up to find the base.

-Neck' Thall

I am afraid my friend, that you are wrong.

-Gamer10, Member of the Free Coalition of Anti-Evil Genuises

Dear Neck' Thall,

Next time you feel like POSTING in the AE thread please include the rest of your plans, as dantrag was declaring war, not plans. Please refrain from using this thread. Thank you!

Sincerely,
Mr. Wurlon

P.S. You won't find my base for quite a while, give up on that plan.

To: The Illegitimate Collaberation of Evil Genuises

Do not use this as a planning thread, or I will do the same to yours.

-Gamer10

Dear Wurlon and Gamer,

I am no tyrant, and to prove such, I will allow you to recede from the Union (of Evil geniuses) and form this so called Confedracy (of Evil Geniuses). My war efforts have ended, may there be peace between these two organizations.

Sincerely,
DoomedOne, the guy with all the titles.

Letter 2:

Dear Dantrag,

NUKE THEM!!!

Sincerely,
DoomedOne

Dear Mr. Gamer10

I feel as if the evil collaboration is being completely ungenius or in fact, does not take us seriously. Please feel free to tell me your plans to stop their advance. I also would like to tell you I have breeded 10,000 wolfmen and 20,000 daedroths ready to go, but I can only deploy half as the rest are for defense.

Sincerely,
Mr. Wurlon

To:Free Coalition of Anti-Evil Genuises
From:Neck' Thall

I was using my letter to you guys and Dantrag to ask him to do something. any way i already asked that question when you were a member of the Coalition.

-Neck' Thall

Mr. Wurlon

I have prepared an army of Nuclear enhanced waste filled water balloon throwing squirrels. If you have a particular use for them I will be happy to lend you many of the 500,000 strong army. I am currently still planning my attack. Oh I'd also like to be the one to give the letter of declaration of war to the illegitimate council, if you don't mind.

-Gamer10

Dear Mr. Gamer10

The squirrels will be quite useful soon, but we must wait until the enemy takes the offensive to attack their bases. I have constructed 50 60 pound anti-matter bombs and I will now be the overlord of them. If you don't already know, anti-matter is the complete opposite of matter and when it meets with matter it disenagrates(sp) and nothing is left. Anti-matter is controlled using airtight sealed containers and magnets, so it does not touch anything, not even air. The even better part is, one gram of anti-matter has the explosive power of a 20- kiloton bomb, which is the same weight of bomb dropped on Hiroshima. These will come in handy when destroying their bases , but we must make sure none of our troops are in range. And we must also be careful as the blast from these bombs has such intense light it can blind you.

Sincerely,
Mr. Wurlon

Mr. Wurlon

I now decree myself the lord of sunglasses. Have a pair.

-Gamer10

In reply to your Declaration of War...

Surrender now and have a painless death. Or, you can wait until we utterly crush you, humiliate you, and take your women to die painfully slow.

We will never surrender, as the power of the AE coalition will live on forever, through fire and by sword!

Mr. Wurlon

Well said my friend. Well said. In fact I created a pledge from that.


To the one and only free coalition
of the Anti-Evil Genuises
That will live on forever
through fire and throuh sword
I hereby swear loyalty

If you could put this pledge up in the first post I'd greatly appreciate it.

-Gamer10

Mr. Gamer10,

Thank you very much for the sunglasses, I look very sexy in them, so says my wolfwomen. But I am actually here to tell you that throught scientific expeditions, I have made myself a wolfman with no side effects, and I am even happier then before. Please do not fear my new form

Sincerely,
Mr. Wurlon

We must act quickly.

Very Well, I have launched 10 anti-matter bombs at Laputa secretly, they shall arrive there in 10 minutes. There is no way to prevent the total annihilation of Laputa, Thrall should be killed soon.

And if by any chance he tries to flee, I have squirrels patrolling the skies using helicopters and those cool water-bombs-of-total-sucide-destruction@

Mr. Wurlon

Very intelligent move. I shall start working on ships to carry our troops quickly to foreign lands. Rockets, to be precise. The squirrels I have lent you are expertly trained in the arts of invasion. Good luck.

-Gamer10

*calls via big screen that all bases have regaurdless of evil or good*




Ah How tutching you've made a pledge, but last time I checked we out number you 7 to 1 Mwahahahahahaha™

*turns off the moniter*

Mr. Gamer10

I have thought of our next moves, for now I await to see if they surrender to save Thrall's life. We need to elimate Dandrag if we are to control the seas, and we need to somehow clear the moon of evil, they have high powered weaponry there. I would launch my bombs there but I'm afraid I cannot risk the moon floating away, as my wolfmen wouldn't have a moon to howl at. I'll need you to send everything extra to the moon, I am sending 45,000 wolfmen up their now.

Sincerely,
Mr. Wurlon

P.S. I colorized our constitution and such to make it more lively, please comment!

To: Soulseeker
Your friends time is limited. Warn him quickly, so that he may flee like a coward.

-Gamer10

To: Mr. Wurlon

I thought that Shogun might see reason. I was wrong. I noticed the color coded constitution a while ago and I though it was nicely done. However on to more important matters.

250,000 squirrels are on there way to the moon as we speak.

-Gamer10

Excellent news, Thrall was not paying attention whilst his friends tried to tell him to escape using time portals. Thrall and Laputa are destroyed, well done. I believe shogun may leave the moon, so my wolfmen won't arrive for another fifty minutes.

Mr. Wurlon

I have created a squirrel hide shield that will easily repel any attack on Alaska.

-Gamer10

Mr. Gamer10

Excellent Work, I will create a GhostGate type barrier around the midwest and eastern states soon

Sincerely,
Mr. Wurlon

Gamer10 of the AE Collaboration:

Your squirrel invasion force has encountered a problem. Check Evil Genius Collaboration Thread.

-ShogunSniper

Laughs at our stupidty, but then realizes I sent 45,000 wolfmen..... who only eat what I feed them... ahahahahaha

My squirrels are pretty damn vicious.



I have created replicas, here Wurlon have one.

thanks and I forgot to tell you 15,000 of those wolfmen were sent to the dark side of the moon, but it will take them another ten minutes to get to the base as it's quite a trek (hehe I sent some wolfman APCs )

You don't have the technology. Those are fake.

It's the thought that counts.

You don't have the technology to time travel, your a fake. I only say this because it cannot be done, antimatter can , well then again most of all our ideas can't but time travel is the cheapest, I mean all you do is change the past and we can't do anything without doing the same crap so it's a never ending battle!

Actually, I can't change the past, it's impossible. There is only one line of time. You assume things about me, without considering them first. I never changed the past. I altered physics, I sent things to the past or future, but I didn't change the course of events. Past, present, future, it's all been written.

Don't make assumptions about me.

Time travle is possible, look at what everyone is saying about it.

To: Mr Wurlon and Mr Gamer
From: Mistress Minque, Supreme OverMistress of radioactive waste and POOOFFFF


You are NOT permitted the use of nuclear waste under any circumstances unless admitted by ME or Mr Dantrag, We will take immediate actions against you, and thus I´m calling Overgeneral of all time Evil, Commander Rane, to attack you on sight!

Supreme Overmistress -minque

Dear AE Colaboration;

I have long waited to take sides in this eternal battle between evil and not evil.
Despite my dislike for how civil you appear to be, I am requesting to join your alliance. Please send me any job applications needed.


~King Death

p.s.
I have a rather medium sized army of ducks with several reserves of geese and penguins at my diposal.

To: Mrs. Minque

If you have not been informed, we are agaisnt you and therefore all your laws and permits do not apply unless we say so. We are the AE (anti-evil) coalition and we are at war with you, do not be silly by trying to tell us we need permits from our enemies.

Sincerely,
Mr. Wurlon



Dear Mr. King Death

Anyone can join the AE but you must state your resign from the evil coalition, read our constitution/ rules and state what you will be ( check first post of the thread for examples). Thanks.

Sincerely,
Mr. Wurlon

To Mr Wurlon

This is the most outrageous thing I ever heard.....I suppose you did not understand what I was saying;

I am in TOTAL control of all nuclear raw-material..and thus you Mister CANNOT use it AT ALL... it´s as simple as that.....

I´m sending Commander Rane to attack you in this very moment

regards
Mrs Minque

Dear Mrs. Minque,

We are sorry to regret you are part of the evil coalition, and therefore we cannot obey you. There are no such things as overlords of everything, and you are not allowed to attack until both coalititions agree on rules. If you take a look I would have annihilated all the evil coalition's moonbases and Thrall's Laputa island but it was seen as too chaotic. If you attack , it is void.

Sincerely,
Mr. Wurlon

Dear AE Collaboration:


Actually -I- destroyed the moonbase. Also i declare myself neutral in this war.

-ShogunSniper, Neither Dark Nor Light Lord of Intergalactical Affairs

Dear Anti-Evil Doers,

I converted to Buddhism

Best wishes,
DoomedOne

What?!?!?!??!?!

The Fellowship Of The Evil Geniuses Has Fallen, AE Wins! Muahahahaahha!!!

To Mr. Wurlon

Congratulations my friend, we have suceeded.

-Gamer10

To Mr. Gamer10

Indeed.

-Mr. Wurlon