Yes, but... we wouldn't be women anymore if we didn't do all that now would we?

ROFLMAO!!!

Ahahaha .... I can hardly stay in my chair I'm laughing so hard!!

You guys are cracking me UP!! Rainer is so nice and that was a wonderful invasion to picture and then Foster's Suckup was priceless. Not to mention the threat of getting an ornithologist!

All I can say is .... TEE HEE HEEE HEEE HEEEE!!

Don't let her fool you! She has me in a cage under her bed and she is trying to fatten me up so she can harvest my scales for her fishscale armour! Not that I mind being over fed and a cage is a welcome change from a glass bowl.

I know of Ibis's evils. Now Ibis, what did you throw out of a hotel window while visiting your long distance boyfriend? And did that object happen to land on someone?

Of course I am especially good at bring out the dark side in Ibis, evil is just so much more fun, and explosions look pretty.

ARRRrrrGGggghhh!!! !!!!....the hotel window...!!!
OMG - are you psychic fish or did I actually tell you that story??
*Note_to_self : Stop drinking absinthe and clacking away on the keyboards to New Zealand late at night.
**Secret_Note_to_self : The fish is dangerous. He could blackmail me. Triple food rations & only dance like Ozzy, less energy.

Oh Pisces is right - I do keep him under my bed and the squished mess is going to be one blabby fishguts among my pink & lavender fluffy slippers. I am fattening him up nicely & I make him dance for dinner like Michael Jackson in his little fishcage. He's my little Thriller .... Ibis gets out tapemeasure to measure scales. muahahaha

weally ... I'm not all that bad.

74.

Well what can I say in my defense? Umm...............caution and a healthy dose of paranoia can keep you alive. (At least I seem to be the only one of my age group in the neighbourhood who never broke any bones before. Though that might have more to do with not trying all those stupid stunts the teachers want us to do during physical education aka: how to get yourself seriously injured while doing a healthy thing on a patch of grass.)
And when I'm watching movies I always like villains more then the heroes. Too bad that most villains are utter fools.

MY GOD, i will try to save you pisces. but in the meen time i would like to hear this hotel window story.

Never!! ... screamed the Ibis

This is the most intresting offtopic ever!
I should probably mind, but please carry on... I need some good humor!

WAIT A SEC!!!! That was you that threw that at me from the hotel?

All I know is I was walking along minding my own bissnes when I heard some colorfull tjurping and when I looked up this HUGE TV set came down on me!

From that day on I thought all swallows where out to get me.

hahaha .. LordDoomsDay!

HyPNO, I can't believe you are letting this madness go on. I will stuff the little fish in the cage further under my bed and he will be no trouble to anyone.

UNLESS ........ nice mister puddy-tat man in a tophat, be yee hungry for a nice fishey dinner?? ....... Cats do after all eat nasty blabby fish!!

I will let him out of his cage and into your tracks, HyPNO

I scored 51. a low Mach

71... oh well

*Homer Simpson voice*
Doooh!!!

You busted me again!

Well after you finish your armor, I would like an over-fed fishy!
How fat is he anyway? I bet he is delicius!

*Homer Simpson voice again*
Mmmmm...... Pisces

EDIT:

Wait: Aren't you planing to dominate the world? How come you have 51?

94, a High Mach. Not that surprising.



He's grown soft in his older days. You have to understand that his days as an old omnipotent manipulative wizard are over. Now, he's just an old omnipotent wizard.

HA! Pisces

A good choice HyPNO. He is quite large now, like an oscar who continually outgrows his cage with his eating and dancing. tee hee

My armor shall be magnificent.

Cats, yes.

Khajiits, no

Ah yeah ... Alfred Hitchcock too. He would know what to do.

I actually had a dream once that Alfred Hitchcock was my father - I called him Daddy Mr. Hitchcock . And we lived in a mansion on a high hill that had a giant tree that was somehow made into a multi-layer waterslide. Very dangerous. And Mr. Hitchcock Daddy had situated the one bathroom at the very top of the house, with a huge one-way-visible picture window and his/her thrones (flushable) that looked down on The Tree.

Now if this isn't offtopic, I don't know what couldn't be...well, I suppose one could think that Alfred Hitchcock had a somewhat Machiavellian personality and then it would be back on topic again. Neatly done, Ibis!

that........ must have been the most terrifying thing you have ever dreamed about, but it's ok. you have friends here willing to help you get through it.

Hy Rane, don't make fun of the old man, he can't help it when he forgets how to cast spells, or where he left his staff or what the safety pin code for the world destroying bom is...

Wait yous still remember what the code is right Alexander?

what code???????? am i the only one who doesnt know about.

fine leave out the german no one cares about germany!!!!!!!

Ahahah .. LordDoomsDay!! Always one to get the panic into people! lol

I can just now picture our old Alexander madly rushing about his house searching amongst the teacups & cookie jars, looking in his underwear drawers ... muttering maddeningly to himself ... "The code ... the code ... blast it with a fudgesickle spell! ... where is the code????"

You shouldn't excite him unneccesarily, DoomsDay. tee ehee

Thats mostly because I recognise the way the world works, as opposed to how I deal with the world.

The Machiavelli personality test has a range of 0-100
Your Machiavelli score is: 90
You are a high Mach, you endorse Machiavelli's opinions.

Would you believe that????

Woah. Do you hate everyone?

Or more like, manipulates everyone.. Maybe it's for our own sake and minquee is just protecting us from ourselves.. Yes, that makes sense....

NOOOO.....on the contrary......that´s the weird thing about it......I like ppl.....honestly!

You like them..... but only the ones who can be manipulated

Ehhhh.....no not only but you would be surprised how many ppl really can be manipulated!!!

Actualy, I wouldn't

Hy, I LOVE GERMANS, even with a modrate 62 score they are still so easy to manipulate. J/K

My score?

100 BABY!

The Machiavelli personality test has a range of 0-100
Your Machiavelli score is: 100
You are a high Mach, you endorse Machiavelli's opinions.
Most people fall somewhere in the middle, but there's a significant minority at either extreme.

Well, this has certainly been a popular thread. Such an interesting poll and subject matter. Must be some way we can put it to good use.

I must put my head together with Minque and see how we can control ... er, ... manipulate ... ummm, ... guide things into place. ehehehe

Don't worry Ibis I won't tell your hotel story to the forum goers, I think I would be banned if I did. People of this forum, wild speculation will have you coming close to the truth but not close enough.

And yes you did tell me it, I wouldn't be much of a bad influence if I let you away without sharing your triumphs of evil.

On the topic, I got: 71, foolish test, I just used normal agree/disagree rather than strongly (its not lying, just controlling impressions) and it underestimates me, a test on manipulation shouldn't be so easy to manipulate.

Aha! This score I've been waiting for ... 71, huh? And I got a mighty 96. We shall see who shall be throwing what from hotel windows now!!

(Something I have to warn you about, Pisces. Don't ever compare notes with theFunkyOne regarding me. lol The results would be too much for your tiny fish brain and it would probably explode, all over the nice fluffy slippers under my bed.)

Now then ... I agree that the test was too black & white. There were a few questions where I would have a appreciated more choices - strongly agree, mildly agree, hardly agree, disagree, etc. And some of the questions could have used the word sometimes - "do you sometimes run around screaming like a chicken?" instead of "do you run around screaming like a chicken?" - sounds like you do it all the time, which I certainly don't.

I jippoed the test, I'll have to admit

I could just have as easily scored 0.

I think that in itself makes you better than 100, because you can manipulate a test about how manipulative you are...

I think you then OWN the test HAHAHAHA!!!

Got 73 apparently...

I guess I may be a little too manipulative

The Machiavelli personality test has a range of 0-100
Your Machiavelli score is: 88
You are a high Mach, you endorse Machiavelli's opinions.
Most people fall somewhere in the middle, but there's a significant minority at either extreme.

49

In ideal I disagree, in action I slide around 70, I bet.

The Machiavelli personality test has a range of 0-100
Your Machiavelli score is: 56
You are a low Mach, you reject Machiavelli's opinions.

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YAY MORSE CODE! You may decode it yourself if you wish to know, or you can cheat and read below...

68 saw hcam yM .stluser tset ytilanosrep illevacihcaM ym edoced ot drawkcab siht daeR

I am now controlling your motor skills. Obey my will. Do not try to fight it, embrace the change.

Repeat after me.

I am now controlling your motor skills. Obey my will. Do not try to fight it, embrace the change.

manipulative

Wow Fafsa, I don't even know morse code and I cannot take my eyes off the monitor screen ... want to turn around and watch the tv ... no you don't ... want to eat a potato chip ... no you don't ... want to go to bed ... no, no, no, you will sit here awaiting Fafsa's command ... ahhh, better ... now .... yes, master

Its Hypnotizing as Hypno is It just says it's 86. And read the "cheat sheet" backwards and from the bottom up