QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Dec 23 2018, 05:56 PM) 
QUOTE(Sakiri @ Dec 23 2018, 03:30 PM)
Pie Jesu dominae.
Dona eis requiem.
*whacks all of you with books*
What are ya a Judge?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e4q6eaLn2mY
Full Version: The Fake Arguments Thread
Pie Jesu dominae.
Dona eis requiem.
*whacks all of you with books*
What are ya a Judge?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e4q6eaLn2mY
QUOTE
TREYDOG IS THREE DOGS JOINED INTO ONE, MANIFESTED IN MORTAL FORM TO USHER IN THE AGE OF THE GOOD BOYS. BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY CANINE ALMSIVI, YOU PLEBS.
It's a fair cop. I used to be Cerberus, but I got better....
Ahem- Humor, like poetry, can be subjected to logical and empirical measurement. The whole idea of words (or music or art or etc.) making us "feel" is all a failed construct demonstrating the intellectual bankruptcy of modern education. Everything can (and SHOULD be) expressed in numbers.
8- 43- pi r square (except everyone knows pie are round and some cakes are square) Omaha! Hut Hut!
I rest my case knowing my logic is both logical and irrefutable. Thus I shall follow the honored tradition of covering my ears and loudly singing "Lalala" to show my indifference to any counter.
Fabricati Diem, Punc
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 23 2018, 08:32 PM)
You're using coconuts! Love that movie.
QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Dec 22 2018, 01:07 PM)
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 22 2018, 08:45 AM)
Dark Reaper isn't actually a reaper.
You sure about that
?Yeah, and I bet you aren't even dark either! Come at me, bro!
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 22 2018, 10:39 PM)
YOUR ANGER IS WEAK, YOUR POISON VAPID. AND YOUR EYES ARE SO VERY BLIND.
I THROW NOT HANDS, BUT MEATY METEORS THAT MAIM WITH MALEVOLENCE.
I DECLARE WAR UPON YOU, AND ALL THE OTHERS IN THIS SITE.
I’M DROPPING NAMES. COME AT ME.
*****
*snip*
DARK REAPER IS A NICE BOY FROM WHEREVER HE IS WHO GOES TO CHURCH. HE’S THE PUREST OUT OF ALL US AND YOU, RADER, SHOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT INVOLVING HIM INTO THIS THING OF OURS. SHAME! SHAME!
*snip*
AND YOU, RADEROFTHELASTARK, YOU... YOU ARE A MONSTER WHO PUTS MILK FIRST BEFORE THE BOWL. YOU MUST BE BURNED OUT WHATEVER DEN OF INIQUITY YOU CURRENTLY RESIDE IN.
———
Alea iacta est.
In this place, in this point of time, I have arrived with a dagger and desecrated all manner of laws and reason. I have said farewell to peace and harmony and all the fruits of civilization; war only is my judge now. Therefore let all those who have been named step forward with their own blades and perforate me in turn.
Alea iacta est.
Pah! How dare thee make such a feeble attempt at questioning my honor! Perforation does not begin to describe the diatribe that follows!
As a church-going, God-fearing man, Reaper cannot possibly be a reaper, for he would burn in the holy light of the sanctuary!
I do not do as the ruffians do and pour milk before my cereal! Such baseless, unfounded accusations shall not be tolerated! In fact, I BET YOU ARE THE TYPE OF INDIVIDUAL THAT WOULD PUT THE TOILET PAPER ROLL ON BACKWARDS INSTEAD OF IN THE PROPER MANNER.
Do not cross me again, Mr. Athram. If you do, I will smite thee with the fury and heat of a thousand suns! A fury which mankind has never known and could not possibly unleash even in the Great War of 2077!
I bid you adieu and good day!
QUOTE(Sakiri @ Dec 23 2018, 04:30 PM)
Pie Jesu dominae.
Dona eis requiem.
*whacks all of you with books*
So THAT'S how you spell that.
...wait, this is an arguments thread. So NO, THAT ISN'T HOW YOU SPELL THAT! I bet you can't even spell "Latin"! I learned Latin on the Internet for 30 years, I would know!
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 24 2018, 12:14 PM)
Yeah, and I bet you aren't even dark either! Come at me, bro!
Okay you asked for it. Launching Kinetic Strike! Never mess with a Division Agent with friends in high places!
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Why have there been no arguments this month?!?!?!?! *DAGGERFALL SKELETON SCREAM*
Elder Scrolls: Arena is the only true RPG ever made. Daggerfall is for filthy casuals and Morrowind onward aren't real RPGs. GET OUT OF MY FACE, NORMIES.
Elder Scrolls: Arena is the only true RPG ever made. Daggerfall is for filthy casuals and Morrowind onward aren't real RPGs. GET OUT OF MY FACE, NORMIES.
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 22 2018, 08:45 AM)
GIVE ME ANGER. THE INNER TROLL IN ME MUST FEED.
This song should sooth you.
QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Jan 20 2019, 12:21 AM)
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 22 2018, 08:45 AM)
GIVE ME ANGER. THE INNER TROLL IN ME MUST FEED.
This song should sooth you.
WHAT IN THE HOLY LIVING F*** WAS THAT???????
KAAAAABOOOOOOOOOM !!!!!!!
* mALX's head explodes, and not in a good way...*
Star Wars Prequel trilogy > Original trilogy.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Star Wars sucks.
*hides*
*hides*
All of it.
Does that stoning come with a hash pipe?
QUOTE(Sakiri @ Jan 24 2019, 11:37 AM)
Does that stoning come with a hash pipe?
Uh----sure
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 25 2019, 04:22 PM)
Lol. Been a long time since I heard that.
QUOTE(Sakiri @ Jan 25 2019, 11:08 AM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 25 2019, 04:22 PM)
Lol. Been a long time since I heard that.
And you’re welcome!
Anyone who does not use oxford commas is an uncultured subhuman and immediately doesn't know what they're talking about. Don't @ me.
(Real talk though: It makes me irrationally annoyed when I see oxford commas not being used.)
(Real talk though: It makes me irrationally annoyed when I see oxford commas not being used.)
Da fuq is an Oxford comma?
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 29 2019, 05:24 PM)
Da fuq is an Oxford comma?
It's the comma that comes before "and" when you are listing three or more things in a sentence.
Oxford comma: 1, 2, and 3
No Oxford comma: 1, 2 and 3
It doesn't make any sense to me why you would use the latter and not the former. It implies 2 and 3 are part of the same thing when they aren't. The Oxford comma makes the separation clear.
QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 29 2019, 05:47 PM)
Wise and totally legit words from Mr. Rickman.
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Jan 29 2019, 06:02 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 29 2019, 05:24 PM)
Da fuq is an Oxford comma?
It's the comma that comes before "and" when you are listing three or more things in a sentence.
Oxford comma: 1, 2, and 3
No Oxford comma: 1, 2 and 3
It doesn't make any sense to me why you would use the latter and not the former. It implies 2 and 3 are part of the same thing when they aren't. The Oxford comma makes the separation clear.
QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 29 2019, 05:47 PM)
Wise and totally legit words from Mr. Rickman.
Oh! Khajiit already does this so we’re good!
Also, RIP Mr. Rickman. We miss you terribly.
Rickman died the 14th of January 3 years ago. Man time really flies. I still have a hard time accepting Robin Williams death as well as Mr. Nemoy, It's so sad hearing about the deaths of celebrities you cared about 
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I can't believe it has been three years since he passed! Yes, he is missed terribly. I agree too; that sometimes it feels like certain celebrities were such an important part of our lives; our memories throughout our lives include them in their roles that we loved. Alan Rickman was one of the biggest for me = so many of his roles were my favorite movies of all time; and I still watch them every chance I get.
I spent a while this evening typing out a fake argument that ties in with my recent birthday. Only, once it was done and proofed (yeah right) I began to question myself. Came here and reread this threads opening post. There it was, spelled out. Our arguments are to be "lighthearted." Mine, while humorous in a perverse sort of way, is anything but. Even prior to that, I had begun to worry that someone might unearth my 'argument' via web search and take it out of context. (It concerns a well-known event.) The argument is shelved, very likely permanently.
Or is the above fake, in part or the whole of it?
Or is the above fake, in part or the whole of it?
QUOTE(Decrepit @ Jan 29 2019, 09:43 PM)
I spent a while this evening typing out a fake argument that ties in with my recent birthday. Only, once it was done and proofed (yeah right) I began to question myself. Came here and reread this threads opening post. There it was, spelled out. Our arguments are to be "lighthearted." Mine, while humorous in a perverse sort of way, is anything but. Even prior to that, I had begun to worry that someone might unearth my 'argument' via web search and take it out of context. (It concerned a well-known event.) The argument is shelved, very likely permanently.
Or is the above fake?
QUOTE(Decrepit @ Jan 29 2019, 09:43 PM)
I spent a while this evening typing out a fake argument that ties in with my recent birthday. Only, once it was done and proofed (yeah right) I began to question myself. Came here and reread this threads opening post. There it was, spelled out. Our arguments are to be "lighthearted." Mine, while humorous in a perverse sort of way, is anything but. Even prior to that, I had begun to worry that someone might unearth my 'argument' via web search and take it out of context. (It concerned a well-known event.) The argument is shelved, very likely permanently.
Or is the above fake?
You... had a fake argument... with yourself? And were persuasive enough to convince you that you were correct (or incorrect- or perhaps both AT THE SAME TIME!!!
)I bow to your powers of pseudo-argumentation. Please teach me, Master.
QUOTE(treydog @ Jan 30 2019, 05:07 AM)
I bow to your powers of pseudo-argumentation. Please teach me, Master.
For some reason Khajiit read that as “touch me, Master.”
Hey, you. Yeah, you reading this. You know that thing you really love and think is great? Yeah, it sucks. It sucks a lot and is dumb.
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Feb 11 2019, 03:36 AM)
Hey, you. Yeah, you reading this. You know that thing you really love and think is great? Yeah, it sucks. It sucks a lot and is dumb.
You know, just yesterday I was thinking to myself, "I really love that Rader fellow and think he is great!" Oh. . . wait. . .
Sky High/Knight is best Master of the Universe character EVER. Why he's even better then He-Man!!! All other arguments is null and void .
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QUOTE(Acadian @ Feb 11 2019, 07:22 AM)
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Feb 11 2019, 03:36 AM)
Hey, you. Yeah, you reading this. You know that thing you really love and think is great? Yeah, it sucks. It sucks a lot and is dumb.
You know, just yesterday I was thinking to myself, "I really love that Rader fellow and think he is great!" Oh. . . wait. . .
Really? You like HIM? By the Nine, I hate that guy. Thinks he's all cool with his James Madison avatar and "Oh, I like stuff and things!" Screw him.
QUOTE(Acadian @ Feb 11 2019, 07:22 AM)
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Feb 11 2019, 03:36 AM)
Hey, you. Yeah, you reading this. You know that thing you really love and think is great? Yeah, it sucks. It sucks a lot and is dumb.
You know, just yesterday I was thinking to myself, "I really love that Rader fellow and think he is great!" Oh. . . wait. . .
SPEW !!!!
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Feb 11 2019, 10:12 AM)
QUOTE(Acadian @ Feb 11 2019, 07:22 AM)
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Feb 11 2019, 03:36 AM)
Hey, you. Yeah, you reading this. You know that thing you really love and think is great? Yeah, it sucks. It sucks a lot and is dumb.
You know, just yesterday I was thinking to myself, "I really love that Rader fellow and think he is great!" Oh. . . wait. . .
Really? You like HIM? By the Nine, I hate that guy. Thinks he's all cool with his James Madison avatar and "Oh, I like stuff and things!" Screw him.
... and your hamster smells of elderberries.
QUOTE(ghastley @ Feb 11 2019, 11:34 AM)
... and your hamster smells of elderberries.
(and of course = "hamster" is just a euphemism...)
Vivec is a nice guy.
QUOTE(Kane @ Feb 11 2019, 11:53 AM)
Vivec is a nice guy.
Very humble that one.
QUOTE(Kane @ Feb 11 2019, 11:53 AM)
Vivec is a nice guy.
Not even an Ashlander but I WILL throw hands if you don't take that back.
QUOTE(Kane @ Feb 11 2019, 10:53 AM)
Vivec is a nice guy.
Molag Bal is the greatest Daedra of them all!
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Feb 11 2019, 08:36 PM)
Hey, you. Yeah, you reading this. You know that thing you really love and think is great? Yeah, it sucks. It sucks a lot and is dumb.
That’s no way to talk about your HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Feb 12 2019, 06:04 AM)
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Feb 11 2019, 08:36 PM)
Hey, you. Yeah, you reading this. You know that thing you really love and think is great? Yeah, it sucks. It sucks a lot and is dumb.
That’s no way to talk about your HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Feb 12 2019, 01:04 PM)
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Feb 11 2019, 08:36 PM)
Hey, you. Yeah, you reading this. You know that thing you really love and think is great? Yeah, it sucks. It sucks a lot and is dumb.
That’s no way to talk about your HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE
Like a vacuum cleaner? Or we talkin a black hole?
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Feb 11 2019, 05:36 AM)
Hey, you. Yeah, you reading this. You know that thing you really love and think is great? Yeah, it sucks. It sucks a lot and is dumb.
Dem fighting words!!!
The world and its prominent governments are run by lizard people. And if you disagree, you're probably a lizard person too.
No, they're just controlled by the pan-dimensional white mice, as a front. (citing HHGG as source)
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Mar 8 2019, 07:11 AM)
The world and its prominent governments are run by lizard people. And if you disagree, you're probably a lizard person too.
Reptilians is the correct term here. We see traces of their hostile takeover everywhere, from castle ornaments to car logos like Alfa Romeo.
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