mALX
Sep 7 2013, 12:55 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 6 2013, 07:42 PM)

Hmmmm. A chemical weapon that slowly makes your population develop bariatric patients ruining your economy and making everyone incapable of running away...
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a178/The...dlyObeseMan.jpg
King Of Beasts
Sep 7 2013, 12:58 AM
Mother of god...
Colonel Mustard
Sep 7 2013, 01:19 AM
I'm in New Zealand right now so it seems every other person I bump into is Maori, and those guys are all huge. At the start, I was like 'holy crap, that guy's like seven feet all or something!' and now its just 'Yeah, it's another seven foot Maori guy. Give me something novel, maybe a short one."
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 7 2013, 01:22 AM
Dude, you know how pissed I was when I found out I couldn't become a citizen of New Zealand?!
Colonel Mustard
Sep 7 2013, 01:23 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 7 2013, 01:22 AM)

Dude, you know how pissed I was when I found out I couldn't become a citizen of New Zealand?!
Quite?
King Of Beasts
Sep 7 2013, 01:25 AM
You can't become a citizen of New Zealand
Black Hand
Sep 7 2013, 02:27 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 6 2013, 05:25 PM)

You can't become a citizen of New Zealand

Best Non-sequitur....EVAR!
Also...mALX....SOON......
mALX
Sep 7 2013, 02:36 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 6 2013, 09:27 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 6 2013, 05:25 PM)

You can't become a citizen of New Zealand

Best Non-sequitur....EVAR!
Also...mALX....SOON......Who...me?
Black Hand
Sep 7 2013, 02:40 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 6 2013, 06:36 PM)

Who...me?

mALX
Sep 7 2013, 02:43 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 6 2013, 09:40 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 6 2013, 06:36 PM)

Who...me?


Time to pull out my shearing equipment and line up some buyers for the wool!
King Of Beasts
Sep 7 2013, 02:44 AM
Ooh! Make me a wool sweater, mALX?
mALX
Sep 7 2013, 02:46 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 6 2013, 09:44 PM)

Ooh! Make me a wool sweater, mALX?

Already got it marked down for your Xmas present, along with a matching wool bra for your truck, lol.
King Of Beasts
Sep 7 2013, 02:48 AM
Can't wait 'till Xmas!!!
mALX
Sep 7 2013, 02:50 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 6 2013, 09:48 PM)

Can't wait 'till Xmas!!!
<333
Black Hand
Sep 7 2013, 02:50 AM
King Of Beasts
Sep 7 2013, 02:50 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 6 2013, 09:50 PM)

What the [censored]?!?!
mALX
Sep 7 2013, 02:51 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 6 2013, 09:50 PM)

SPEW!!!! ROFL !!! That seal made me spray coffee everywhere, ROFL !!!
*mALX dons evil squirrel costume to scare Blackie*
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 7 2013, 02:54 AM
OH GOD THAT SEAL! I jumped lol
King Of Beasts
Sep 7 2013, 02:55 AM
I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway
mALX
Sep 7 2013, 02:58 AM
Out of respect for Liz, I never pull out my ultimate weapon - she knows what it is.
King Of Beasts
Sep 7 2013, 03:00 AM

That's too bad, lol
Black Hand
Sep 7 2013, 03:02 AM
mALX
Sep 7 2013, 03:04 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 6 2013, 10:02 PM)

Black Hand
Sep 7 2013, 03:05 AM
Black Hand Hawk ain't afraid of no squirrel!
King Of Beasts
Sep 7 2013, 03:09 AM
-grabs popcorn and sits back in beanbag chair-
Black Hand
Sep 7 2013, 03:12 AM
King Of Beasts
Sep 7 2013, 03:15 AM
Aw, COME ON!!! What am I supposed to do with all this extra popcorn?!
mALX
Sep 7 2013, 03:17 AM
*mALX dons whale disguise*
"BWAAHAAHAA! Missed me!"

*mALX sticks tongue out at Blackie*
Black Hand
Sep 7 2013, 03:21 AM


And the Legion of the Black Hand was upon the Whale-Squirrel.
mALX
Sep 7 2013, 03:27 AM
*mALX sneaks up behind Blackie, kisses his butt*
Black Hand
Sep 7 2013, 03:30 AM

The Ground Forces move in for the insult upon the hallowed derriere of their glorious leader!
King Of Beasts
Sep 7 2013, 03:36 AM
-sets up booth-
Tickets! Come get yer tickets to watch the show!!!
mALX
Sep 7 2013, 03:37 AM
*Blackie and his army order maLX out of the area*

*mALX reacts in feigned shock*

*mALX laughs at Blackie's army*
Rohirrim
Sep 7 2013, 03:38 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 6 2013, 10:36 PM)

-sets up booth-
Tickets! Come get yer tickets to watch the show!!!

Oi! I was here first! I've been set up for days, and you think you can come along and take my spot?
McBadgere
Sep 7 2013, 03:42 AM
*Robert wanders into thread*...
*Looks about himself*...
Hmmmm...

...
*Shrugs*...
*Wanders out again*...
King Of Beasts
Sep 7 2013, 03:43 AM
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 6 2013, 10:38 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 6 2013, 10:36 PM)

-sets up booth-
Tickets! Come get yer tickets to watch the show!!!

Oi! I was here first! I've been set up for days, and you think you can come along and take my spot?
My thread, my rules buddy. So scram

Can't we just SHARE a booth and split the loot?
Black Hand
Sep 7 2013, 03:44 AM
Colonel Mustard
Sep 7 2013, 03:48 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 7 2013, 02:58 AM)

Out of respect for Liz, I never pull out my ultimate weapon - she knows what it is.
The last time I pulled out my ultimate weapon in public, I got arrested.
treydog
Sep 7 2013, 03:48 AM
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 6 2013, 10:42 PM)

*Robert wanders into thread*...
*Looks about himself*...
Hmmmm...

...
*Shrugs*...
*Wanders out again*...
RUN!!!!
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 7 2013, 03:49 AM
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 6 2013, 09:48 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 7 2013, 02:58 AM)

Out of respect for Liz, I never pull out my ultimate weapon - she knows what it is.
The last time I pulled out my ultimate weapon in public, I got arrested.
Ooooooooooooooh
King Of Beasts
Sep 7 2013, 03:53 AM
Lol. Liz's reaction reminds me of when you're in elementary school, and you do something bad, and all the kids stare at you and go
"Oooooooh. You're in trouble!"
McBadgere
Sep 7 2013, 03:54 AM
QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 7 2013, 03:48 AM)


...
Nah, I've had some breakfast...That ^ tends to be when I'm hungry...Or just got in from work...

...
mALX
Sep 7 2013, 03:55 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 6 2013, 10:44 PM)

*snip*
*mALX swims underwater, taunting Blackie's bear army by asking them if they poop in the woods*
mALX
Sep 7 2013, 03:56 AM
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 6 2013, 10:48 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 7 2013, 02:58 AM)

Out of respect for Liz, I never pull out my ultimate weapon - she knows what it is.
The last time I pulled out my ultimate weapon in public, I got arrested.
I know, I was the Cop! BWAAHAA!
Colonel Mustard
Sep 7 2013, 03:58 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 7 2013, 03:53 AM)

Lol. Liz's reaction reminds me of when you're in elementary school, and you do something bad, and all the kids stare at you and go
"Oooooooh. You're in trouble!"

It always makes me think of times in restaurants when someone drops a glass and a plate. There's a moment of quiet and then always a very sarcastic 'waheeeeeey'.
King Of Beasts
Sep 7 2013, 04:01 AM
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 6 2013, 10:58 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 7 2013, 03:53 AM)

Lol. Liz's reaction reminds me of when you're in elementary school, and you do something bad, and all the kids stare at you and go
"Oooooooh. You're in trouble!"

It always makes me think of times in restaurants when someone drops a glass and a plate. There's a moment of quiet and then always a very sarcastic 'waheeeeeey'.
Oh, I've seen that happen a bunch of times before
Black Hand
Sep 7 2013, 04:04 AM
Water! My *one* weakness! If only the Imperial Army of The Black Hand had the foresight to be able too attack an enemy within a body of water!
Oh....wait..we did.



Tigers, *and* Bears.
Oh my.
We couldn't get the lions in...but two outta three ain't bad!
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!
mALX
Sep 7 2013, 04:16 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 6 2013, 11:04 PM)

*snip*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s*mALX leaps out of the water quickly*

*mALX finds a bigger Orca to protect her. While he whispers sweet nothings in her ear she plots Blackie's downfall*
http://best-diving.org/images/Adrenaline_D...th%20whales.jpg
Black Hand
Sep 7 2013, 04:19 AM

Bear Assassin finds mALX and Liz.....
(Sorry, gotta run out on this one. Time to see an old friend has come...also Meatloaf is awesome!)
mALX
Sep 7 2013, 04:24 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 6 2013, 11:19 PM)


Bear Assassin finds mALX and Liz.....
(Sorry, gotta run out on this one. Time to see an old friend has come...also
Meatloaf is awesome!)
Agreed!
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