DoomedOne! don't do it! You are toying with forces that you cannot comprehend!

Leave the research to minque! She will figure it out in time!

wurlon, you chose to stand up against the KING OF SPACE AND TIME. You must suffer the consequences for it.

EDIT: Dantrag, I've done it before, successfully, in one of the Universes. The other 129 universes I messed with physics on I ended up annihilating. We have a 1/20 chance of surviving this, and hell, if I fail, I'll just go back in time and stop myself.

*doomedone appears through a portal*

DoomedOne: I'm you from the future!

DoomedOne: What?

DoomedOne: Stop what you're doing, you'll destroy the Universe!

DoomedOne: No I won't!

DOomedOne: Stop it!

DoomedOne: Make me!

*fight ensues*

*Fires SHPLOC at the center of Alaska*

**Directs defensive laser cannons towards ship of advancing wolfmen**

***sets up Sniping positions throughout the moon***

My 250,000 squirrels have landed on the moon. They are ransackin the whole thing.

-Gamer10

My sharks have just now constructed a barrier; no scuba-diving squirrels can hope to get in, and the anti-matter issue has already been discussed (It would have to eat up quite a bit of water before touching my base)

I have given each evil genius a portal in their base to come to my own. If you are in danger, or fear that you may soon be, please come.

*Lays out several thousand paper plates with peanut-butter and bird seed on the surface of the moon. Gamer's squirrels become distratced and are now easy pickings for the samuraisharpshooters*

nooooo ahahhaha you can't forget my wolfmen!!1 muhahhahahahaah they are flanking you!

liar! you said 1 hour! ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES!

*Deploys Y-wing replicas from star wars to deal with wolfmen*

My squirrels have been altered.

They know how to turn peanut butter into toxic waste.

Your distraction failed.

DoomedOne grabs a wrench and hits DoomedOne in the face with it.

DoomedOne takes blow, but kicks DoomedOne in the nuts.

DoomedOne grabs his nuts and falls on the ground.

DoomedOne jumps on DoomedOne's head.

DoomedOne's head splatters all over the ground.

"I am victorious!" DoomedOne proclaimed, "Now to stop the previous DoomedOne from his misdeeds."

DoomedOne undoes damages to the laws of Physics.

Time to get productive. I'm setting up a spatial barrier through this Universe so that time will slow down unless you are wearing a protective wrist-watch. If you want one of these wrist watches, Danteag and i are dispensing them for 49.95. If you're in that Empire, then it's on sale for 29.95. If you're in the Confederacy we're fighting, then YOU DON'T GET ANY!

my ninjas snuck up on a little over half of your squirrels and killed them

*I hand Doomed one 1 billion dollars*

Yes I wold like enought wrist bands for all of my ninjas

No they didn't, and unless you find a way to detach my squirrels from your ninjas body (they're using their teeth to hold on) all the ninjas will soon die.

I opened a warp in space time over every single one of your squirrels and sent them to a parallel dimension... They have no means of getting back, and no way to avoid it, you're entire army is destroyed. I also sents a genetically modified super warrior, genetically modified to make him invincible and have unyiedlable strength to wreck your base. You lose.

Stop being cheap, and we'll stop being cheap.

This is chaotic, but I'm forced to send another 20,000 wolfmen, this time I'm using high speed accelators, should take at the least fifteen minutes to land, longer if the wolfmen are forced to use the guns on the ships to deal with enemies.


And how are we being cheap ? Your freaking using time to undo everything. My wolfmen that consist of 45,000 are still on their way....

Last straw. You have dragged pink Floyd into this war, you will pay, Wurlon.

*Hits very large red button and destroys the light side of the moon so only the dark side of the moon remains. Thustly destroying anything attacking ShogunSniper's base along with ShogunSniper's base except for the underground mine which ShogunSniper used to get to the Dark Side of the Moon. then proceeds to play Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd*

Wurlon, any defense we have against your guys you make something up to make it void. That's cheap. I didn't usr time to undo a damned thing until you guys started being cheap.

That's it ALL WOLFMEN RECALLED BACK!
It's time to blast the moon! Since you blew up the light side that means there are no guns there powerful enough to destroy my anti-matter bombs!

12 Anti-matter bombs being sent to the moon to blast it into smaller pieces!
Approx. Time 20 minutes, and they are painted black for camoflauge

i demand a temperary cease fire so that we may add rules to this war!!!!

I agree this is getting ridiculous, pause all attacks (both sides)

ok both sides call off all attacks on the opposing force for the next 10 hours. we must wait until more ppl get online.

Yeah, and we should create a "War Of Coalitions thread" in the role play section, so when we enter we can see rules and participates. No Attack Is Valid Until Both Sides Are Agreed On Tomorrow

Okay everyone, I'm cleaning up the mess. Consider the world restored to its glory before it was assaulted. We can re-screw each other up afterwards. For now, we'll only taunt each other, as were were doing before you guys assaulted Laputa.

Indeed.

From: BobV
To: Whatever The Upstart Scum Were Called Again

y00 sux0rz.

Love, BobV

Hahaa! they have inurred the wraith of Rane! Our secret member.

We need a moderator to join our side, it's not fair you get two moderators because they can lock our thread

And stop posting uselss junk in our thread, Minque wrote a letter in which she tried to tell us we have to get permits from her to use nuclear waste yet we are not part of the evil coalition.

well you do need to do that..... since i have total control over nuclear raw material....

and no matter which side I´m on......I am on my side .....

No you don't, that was not confirmed before we had the stuff, and we already have billions of pounds of nuclear stuff. I have anti-matter bombs instead of nukes anyway to keep the air cleaner

Excuse me! you joined this way after i did and we already had decided on what we were commanding

but I won´t argue anymore because this is going downwards very fast........what started as a fun game is now slightly going off hand....so I´m going to keep an eye on this thread....

hmm fun, except the amount of anti matter required to create a periodic table of anti-matter is astronomical, it would take more than the earth's size in it.

also when antimatter interacts with regular matter, it causes a realese of energy followeed by the creation of matter and anti-matter.

for the most part anti matter and matter exist in equilibirum.

hehe.......very nicely described.....and ..also very true...

Yes well your time travel is well thought out either, you cannot change physics. And who cares about my anti-matter bombs? We have people with squirrels and ducks for armies.... not exactly threatening.

yes, very true.

but it is simply a game, it's meant to be fun. duck and squirrel armies just added to the humor.

I hereby withdraw my position in this thread. got way out of hand.

what's antimatter? sounds like fun.

Well the only reason we went to war was because people were pissed I posted this thread and was altering the member descriptions to tastes. Plus I wanted to be the overlord of medieval armours and stuff and someone didn't like that. Whatever, now I'm extrememly bored since no one wants to play

Dear Fellow Evil Geniuses:

I declare myself neutral in this war. I am still a genius, just not anti-evil or evil.

-ShogunSniper, Neither Light Nor Dark Lord of Intergalactical Affairs.

Dear Evil-doers

I converted to Buddhism

Best wishes,
DoomedOne

WHAT!!?!?

WHY??? Does this mean you aren't evil any more?

It means I believe in peace and pacifism. If you strike me down, I shall allow it to further my cause. I believe in awakening the spiritual being within me.

Wurlon wanted scientific reasoning in changing physics besides just getting unquestionable control over space-time. I said screw it, so now I'm buddhist, what's he going to do?

*Loads Revolver*

Dear colleagues

I hereby remove myself from this coalition; DomedOne has reverted to a primal state of peacfulness, and many have left our ranks.

there is nothing left for an evil genius such as myself, so I regret to inform you that everyone living in my ocean base will have to remove themselves within 24 hours. I wish to do my own planning, without needing to discuss with or get permission from this collaboration.

Regards,

former member of the CEG, Dantrag.

well the whole this is falling apart, well we had a good run and now I will move all all my stuff to my giantic satilite i've been biulding in the sky.

To: Whats left of the evil empire

Well like Dantrag said i think I will leave.

Ciao,*
soulseeker

«Soulseeker, your specialist.»

*oh what ever

Dear Soulseeker,

It's spelled Ciao, not Chaus

That is all,
DoomedOne

{S. Tell intesitnel chaos and whoever else spells it wrong that it is spelled Legionnaire, not legionarre or whatever else they've come up with

Dear members and colleagues I also sign the resingning-letter from Dantrag....I herby let general Rane go home with his army and I make my retreat to the NPP where i usually came from

-minque


You might turn around, but my hordes will not. A minor setback mayhap, but nothing I cannot cope with. My minions will march on, and my will shall be fulfilled. I shall take my battle somewhere else. -Rane

*Unloads Revolver*


I will not resign from the AE, but I shall have peace. With my wolfwomen, everyone else is to leave my secret base, well actually nevermind no one is in there except for me and my lovable wolfmen/wolfwomen. The daedroths were all killed at the siege of Laputa.

actually it can be chao or ciao. ciao in italian, chao in spanish.

Actually I believe he's right, I took spanish and it is spelt chao. And I know Ciao is a form of it because I've seen it somewhere.. can't remember....

french? i spelt it wrong in french but oh well

You do it the italian way or the highway!

*starts walking alongside a highway*

Erm I request a permit for genetic muatation please....

It's over wurlon, give it a rest.