Dear posters, welcome to Schmoderator Combat, (yet) another idea stolen from the Official Elder Scrolls Forums!

You've arrived just in time to witness the second battle of Schmoderator Combat, the battle between Rane and Epy!

Your job is to vote who wins the battle! And whoever gets more votes will eventually have to face the winner of the first battle!

Talking about the first battle, it was the battle between Minque and Burntsierra in which Minque won. Final score was 22 to 12 for Minque. Don't worry, Burnt - you'll get a chance to take revenge in the later rounds. *insert uncopyrighted malevolent laughter here*

Anyway, think carefully about what you know about these two Moderators, Epy and Rane, and then decide which one is deadlier (or would be deadlier, in a life and death Schmoderatorly battle).

The two Moderators are free to describe their superpowers if they want to make people vote for them.

So, may the battle begin!

The Great Locker vs the Norwegian Quoteinator... Hard choice, because Rane is one of the most evil creatures ever to lurk in the darkness of forums and has much evil power... But Epy is Norwegian... Thats hard to resist, I'll see - Come on Epy show us your powahz!

Come on Rane, you can do it!

Well, the answer is obvious. Rane. I mean look at that avatar. I'm frightened into voting for him.


*Me throws support behind Rane*

Rane. He's such a silent and deadly lurker...

Epy won't know what hit him.

Rane.

Quotes have no chance against the ultimate evil that is Rane.

As compeling as the quotes are, I must vote Rane.

Rane...

the assasin...

I'll vote for Epy, the cookie monster. just cuz he's fun.

and also becuase he likes pancakes and Lyle's golden syrup *yum*

Ahh guys! You really don�t know what a shrewd Norwegian can do, do you? Epy is completely lethal, even though Rane may lurk in the shadows with his Locking-key ready.....Epy will beat him easy......with what do you ask?...Ah but that is obvious, don�t you see?

His almighty, magical BAN-hammer, manufactured exclusively for Epy, by the descendants of TOR, the real "Hammer-Man", the strongest god in nordic mythology....

You can't beat what you cannot see nor understand. -Rane

So all posters in the W4O-forums....beware of the great Norwegian.......not even the most evil admin can beat him......

Besides.......those pancakes yesterday Epy..were delicious!!

Here here! Go Epy, devastate your opponent! Eat his cookies!

"Mmmm Mmmm, me like Cookies. Give the cookie to cookie monster."

"No cookie monster, that's the letter A. That's not a cookie."

C is for Epy, that's good enough for me. Go Epy go!

i don't know either very well but i choose rane cause my friend has a puppy named rane.

There is no freaking way that Epy could even prove to be a challenge for Rane. It's....impossible.

I will reuse an example...

Epy beating Rane would be like a five-year-old boy beating a car in a head-butting match.

a hotwheels toy car Rane would be to the 5 year-old Epy. He would blow the toy car across the room.

Dantrag! Obviously you do not know anything about Nordic Mythology

Epy has the banhammer.

Smash that car!

*cheers loudly*

"To Epy!"

I know who Thor(Edit: lol I said Tor...) is, and I know that the hammer he made for Epy is no match for Rane's evil might. Besides, Rane could sneak up behind Epy and kill him before he could even lift his banhammer.



Note that I said head-butting match, not hammer-smashing match. If the five year old gets the banhammer, the car gets assassin skills - the car wins.

you are on the right track Dantrag.

There's only one way to settle this, a good ol' fashion slap fight.

A hammer's poweer doesn't matter if you can't hit the foe...

exactly.

Rane wins, match over.

Oh but he can......a norwegian viking always hits the foe......

Eyes like a hawk......and all the mighty gods from Valhalla are behind the great Epyyy


fear Epy.......with his golden BAN hammer

The vikings weren't warriors at all. They plundered innocent, defenseless villages. Of course you can hit a child that's so scared they can't move.

EPY IS A CHILD-KILLER! VOTE FOR RANE!

His hammer doesn't have a long enough reach. Rane can lock threads in 12 different topics at the same time! And he can snap Epy's ban hammer in two while he's doing it.

Rane for president!

Now then......If Dantrag is meeting someone in a fight..i�d sure vote for him..he can kill by twisting words......



Ah but locking threads is not lethal...noes.....But when the BAN-hammer hits you....you are nothing but a wet spot


I�d say EPY is the given winner here


The Banhammer is overrated. I find it to be way too clumsy. At the moment, mine is hanging above the fireplace and instead I've taken to use a Dagger of Deletion. -Rane

Epy has 7, Rane has 10.....that's winning?

hmmmm, Epy has cookies, but Rane is, well, Rane
I think i'm gonna have to go for....................................................
Rane.
Sorry Epy (and Minque)

11 to 7....

Rane's evil horde grows by the minute...

AND EPY KILLS CHILDREN!

Don't vote for baby killers!!! go Rane!!!!!

Ahh poor misled children........if anyone kills children.....it should be R. he is teh most ebil......you all said so..he�ll probably lock them out!


No, I would delete them. -Rane

locking out children is evil, but not as bad as banning them as Epy would do.

Rane is an "honorable evil assassin" he only locks and bans those that deserve it.

Well, I voted Epy, if anyone cares. Hammers r teh pwn0rs.

I have proof that Rane ate a moving 747 plane along with the people who where on it. I also have proof that Epy created TES series and every good game that has ever been created. So tell me, who would you choose to baby sit a wild couger?

PS. I loves teh Norse mythology!111!!1!!one!1 Loki ro><>< mine so><>< !1!!11!!

I would like to see this "proof" red....

erhhm.....Epy will probably care......and i think you made a wise decision

Again the outcome of this battle depnds on the situation. if they were in an ancient, haunt egyptian pyramid Rane would flatten Epy, but if they were fighting in an abandoned droid factory with lightsabers, Epy would flatten Rane.

I pick inbetween. Let's see, they get to use glow in the dark scimitars, in an ancient temple used to bury droids. There, may the battle commence!

Tough one Sinder... Rane has been good(even though he locks my topics *shakes fist* ) but then again Epy showed me how to edit a topic title and how to pin an already created thread.

Overall I believe Epy has got my vote. Close one though.

Sure, here is a quote from cnn.com;

"Today, crazy forum regular Rane (no last name, just like Cher) ate a moving 747 plane, which carried ten billion passengers. Also, a zombie fighting professional bear rider named Epy was just found out to be the creator of every good game, including teh TES series1!!1!!111!1!!!11!)."

See, told you.

Hmm. Not sure if I should vote or not really. Having been through this, and having read with trepadation Sinder's words about having the oppurtunity to gain revenge later (ie my suffering is not yet over), the smart thing to do would be to lie low, and keep my mouth shut.

Not feeling too smart though. Go Epy, go Epy, go Epy!

The only reason minque is backing Epy is because she is too scared to fight Rane in the next round!

No, she's backing him because C is for cookies!

wOOt go epy, go epy go!

i'd rather live in a land filled with cookies than one here you fear the shadows

The competition isn't who's house you'd rather live in! It's who would win in a fight. Cookies...or scary guy? Its like winnie the pooh versus...the whole cast of al the Resident evil series.

oh boy it it tied, come on vote for rane...

I voted for Rane...because Epy is cool and fun...but Rane is 99% pure evil...you guys are supposed to vote on which one would win in a deathmatch...not who would win a popularity contest...

Might I remind you, you have to vote between who would win in a fight in this playing field, because only here is it a fair fight. You guys only talk about Epy's cookies, not about his many mountain top explorations in the 90s where he hunted the remnants of Skeletors army, nor the foreign exchange program he was in with the Time long ago in a galaxy far far away where he got Jedi knight training. Epy has badass coming out the whaazoo, he's a worthy adversary of Rane and then some.

okay who tipped the balance in Rane's favor -.-

That would be....

I dunno, but he's the coolest!

maybe its skaryclown guy