Dear posters, welcome to Schmoderator Combat, (yet) another idea stolen from the Official Elder Scrolls Forums!

You've arrived just in time to witness the first battle of Schmoderator Combat, the battle between Burntsierra and Minque!

Your job is to vote who wins the battle! And whoever gets more votes will eventually have to face the winner of the second battle!

So, think carefully about what you know about these two Moderators, and then decide which one is deadlier (or would be deadlier, in a life and death Schmoderatorly battle).

The two Moderators are free to describe their superpowers if they want to make people vote for them.

So, may the battle begin!

Hard choice. I've known Minque longer and seen her sour side (in fact, as I recall I was often the chief cause of it) but burntsierra did totally own Slayer of Cliffracers. Toughy...

My sour side huh??? well my dear doomed...you aint seen nothing yet.....I´ll quote the description of me from a previous poll about w4o-schmoderators....
read and take warning:



Souds as though I´m a niceguy huh? Well if you think so you are in for a very big surprise......

Ever heard of the tale "A wolf in a sheep´s clothing"...muhahaha-.......that´s me

This is a hard choice actually... Hmm... Well.. You need to impress me before I give of a vote, but I'm looking in Minques direction

bah, you get your eyes back in my direction, and pronto

Ahh now...Fuzzy knows where the power is....we are vikings him and me so there is no way a man from brittannia could possibly beat a viking....


Oh! And cakes for any voters of mine ..is on me welcome to get it!!!

I was initially going to disallow bribes, but I guess that little... Ahem... Pointers like these can't possibly harm anyone.

Burnt, can you bribe these folks with something better?

well, terribly sorry here but fear of the list has made me cast my vote on burnt :hehe:

Yep, fear of what I'm going to do to them if they vote for Minque. Keep your eyes on Ryuku, if you want to see what happens to someone who votes against me.

Ehh..NO he can´t.....



Ah Alex....you will regret this

Words! Burnt is a master of WORDS!!!!!

For the sake of all cheese, I vote Burntsierra.

Hehe, i just put Minque in the lead
Sorry Burnt

Ahh poor misled man.....


Ah my dear wolfie.....i won´t forget this......

I'm not a man, I'm a rat!

Ahh yes....then think about all the cheese you just missed by voting for that english.....man

Who must I vote for so that the forces of darkness shall rule over the earth for a thousand millenia?

ME if you like it to happen ...and ME if you do not like it to happen...

ALWAYS me...

Wha? ... I'm going to... no... NO!

I think Burnt like's cheese a lot more then you!

Well.. I'm sorry to say this burnt...

VIKINGS2WIN!

burnt invited me to his elite "I'm mad" club, and minque is just cool, and awesome. hard choice -.-

Well Megil...it isn´t that hard huh? You know perfectly well what will be of most benefit for you....naturally a nice vote for ME.......you know what blessings will come upon you right? after all we are in the same rp....

it funny MInque is posting just about everyother post

p.s. I'm sorry Burnt

i vote minque, because cake is good. and


OMG!!!!!!! SO EVIL!!!!!!! i vote minque and what happens? AOL kicks me off. GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER!!!!!!! (actually its not mine...)

Umm, I flipped a coin. I thought both are awsomely powerful, and because all wars end in coin flipping.

Hm, well Sinder and I tried to play a bit of a fast one to boost the score here. Not worked very well. So, it's not really 10-5 but 10-3, of which one of them is mine. Oh well.

I think you mean 8-3.

Hmm...who should I throw my support behind? Minque, the cake loving viking, or Sierra, the poetry loving Brit? Hmm............










Sierra!

Ha some ppl the almighty god punishes at once.....cheater!!!


Hrrmmmpfffff......se above!


Aye Stargazey.....you made a very bad decision there......i am truthfully sorry on your behalf.......

I voted as much for you as I voted for him.

Yeah..hmm ok....

ahhhh but have a anyway.....

Minque, sorry if I betray my viking ancestry but I have to go with burntsierra. You told me you were a wolf's in sheep's clothing and frankly I already had to endure a governor like. Burntsierra is what he is and is all that he is.

(Plus his signature roxors your boxors)

Go Minque. Never fight a crazy woman.

Well- this was hard. Certainly, BurntSierra is an elemental force of moderator evilness. But my Viking/Irish ancestry leans toward Minque. Then there's the cake... And added to all of that is the fact that Trey needs Serene to "smooth his path" during te MQ..... It would be painful to have to completely re-write the story, particularly when I had to kill Trey off.

So I must go with Minque

Due to my duel-citizenship I'm voting for the Brit!

Well, by my calculations, and ignoring Sinder's 3 votes each ( ) I make that 10-5 so far. So, well done Minque, doubling my tally, but it aint over yet. If Darkwing doesnt vote for me tomorrow though, he's in trouble

Well now....that is what YOU think my dear Doomed.....so now you really are.....the doomed one.....tsk..tsk...


A my man......you really are very clever......this will be thoroughly noticed....in my black book of honour....


Ahh treydog..also you are an extremely sensible and intelligent man..it will be noticed i assure you....



Ach....you poor soul, not knowing what you have done, i really feel sorry for you...


NOW then..to all my loyal voters and those yet to come, you are invited to a very nice dinnerparty later tonight........and you will be all noticed in my book of honour....that will come in handy in the future, it is always good to have a good relation to a moderator.....ohhh i assure you!

I voted Minque because...well just because I guess...

I voted for minque.

Natch. Yeah, well everybody else is, so why not? 11-5.

YAY a dinner party! hey Minqye were is it?

hehe...sorry, but as you know all decisions are final.

I voted for Minque. as told by the p.s. sorry Burnt in my last post

I voted for Minque but that was at the beginning.

Yeah, I'd sort of guessed that.



But of course.
So, what, 13-5 now? Yippee. Why do I get the feeling that non of the other battles when they happen will be this imbalanced?

Please Burntsierra.......do not be sad, we all know what a good warrior you are.....but it is hard to win a battle when fighting a woman....anyway if you and I were fighting you would probably be so nice and polite so i would win anyway......

Women can always revert to the kick to the... sensitive area(thinking about that make me "quake in my boots") attack.

Run away Burnt run away!

I voted for Burntsierra... *Starts to take steps backwards*

I hate when they do that. One of these days i'm going to invent a groin protectoor that zaps someone who kicks it or something...

Now..who to vote for....hmm...

We'll just see who puts out the better bribes.

Ahhh but Aki....you know I can fulfill all your wishes....food, drinks, well whatever it takes to get your invaluable support in this struggle with Brittannia.......

I voted for burntsierra.

Seeing as it was not a "who do you like more?" or a "who is a nicer person?" thread, and was a "Who would win in a fight to the death?" thread, I was forced to vote for burntsierra.