Anybody watching this year? Sucks the US didn’t make but soccer in America is pathetic, so, meh.

GLOBAL FUZZBALL, OH HEEEEEEEEY!!!!!

Apparently you aren’t the only one

They would have to rig my cold, dead, birdy carcass in front of a TV and pry my eyes open with toothpicks before that happened

*shrugs* I don’t think anyone would go to that kind of trouble

Fûtbol? Yeah, I think you meant Football.

Like, the one where they all dash around in helmets and tackle each other.

Yep, totally what Khajiit meant.

I though that was called LARP.

Crap. Iran just beat Morocco 1-0. That sucks because the whole game all you hear about is “Oh poor Iran. Can’t get their preferred cleats (Nike) because of economic sanctions imposed by the US.”.

Awesome match between Portugal and España. Ended in a 3-3 draw but it was a very active 2nd half with Christian Ronaldo being the hero for Portugal and equalizing in the last minutes of the match. Good stuff!

Back in my day Morocco was Marocko. Also Istanbul was Constantinopel but that's another story

Ooh like the song?

2-1 Samurai Blue (Japan) gettin’ it done over Columbia!

The British keep handicapping themselves by fielding four national teams (England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland) and only England are there. They almost drew with Tunisia, but got a deciding goal in injury time. I can't see them going far, unless this actually woke them up.

Yeah Khajiit has often wondered why the Brits do that. This one gets celebrating the individual countries that make up the UK, but like you said, they hamstring themselves.

Today I can proudly say "Ich bien ein Japanese!"