now i love oxmorons so i thought that i would start an oxmorons' thread.

my two:

1. a happy mad-scientist.
2. a bright black-light.

[quote=Soulseeker3.0]now i love oxmorons so i thought that i would start an oxmorons' thread.

my two:

1. a happy mad-scientist.
2. a bright black-light.[/quote]Please enlighten me brother as to what an oxmoron is[img]http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/owen/fett.gif[/img]

Perhaps more examples will enlighten you

Military Intelligence (yeah, right!)
Microsoft Works (oh? does it?)

[quote=Oozae][quote=Soulseeker3.0]now i love oxmorons so i thought that i would start an oxmorons' thread.

my two:

1. a happy mad-scientist.
2. a bright black-light.[/quote]Please enlighten me brother as to what an oxmoron is[img]http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/owen/fett.gif[/img][/quote]

ox·y·mo·ron n. pl. ox·y·mo·ra or ox·y·mo·rons 1. A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.

Optimistic Milanius :paperbag2:

Adult Male

Airline Food

Airport Security

firm pillow
good grief
good junk
voluntary taxes

Unreadable readable
Soulseeker man [img]http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/biggrinbounce2.gif[/img]

Live Ghost
:paperbag:

Theres a song that starts out with some. It goes something like...
A sickness so pure, Funny its no joke.

This is not one but its funny cause he making fun of himself.
All you like me... All you ugly
Makes no sense. But thats why its funny.

Here is my oxymoron:

1.) Mexican Food

1. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Bright Night
3. Freezer Burn
4. Loose Knot

That all I can think of at the moment

heres another

2.)Military Intelligence

Pretty ugly

Thats all I got. I would have done the Microsoft Works one...

:gun: :paperbag:

Student Teacher
Bittersweet

Definitely maybe

awfully good.....