Full Version: You Know You Have Been Playing Too Much ESO...
when you wake up at 3 in the morning needing to go to the bathroom and think you should check your map for the quest location icon to find the fastest path.
And summon your mount to get there faster.
Step out out of the house well before sunrise to walk to the gym, see a moon and wonder, 'Where's the other one?'
Step out of the gym after a workout to greet the sunrise and think, 'Wow, nice graphics!'
Step out of the gym after a workout to greet the sunrise and think, 'Wow, nice graphics!'
When you see your conversations with real people set up in your head like the dialogue screen complete with persuasion and intimidate options.
BWAAHAA! All of these are great, but Treydoggie's had me spraying hot cocoa!
... you press ALT when trying to walk out your front door.
... your wife asks you to move some furniture and you try to use the TV remote.
... your wife asks you to move some furniture and you try to use the TV remote.
QUOTE(treydog @ Jan 10 2018, 10:45 AM) 
... you press ALT when trying to walk out your front door.
... your wife asks you to move some furniture and you try to use the TV remote.
TV remote! SPEW !!!
When you search your pockets for that Frost Resist potion before going outside in the Morning Star deep freeze . . .
When you close your eyes and see rubedite ore. And then move your right thumb forward so you can go harvest it.
QUOTE(Grits @ Feb 5 2018, 08:37 PM)
When you close your eyes and see rubedite ore. And then move your right thumb forward so you can go harvest it.
Nice!
You know, one good thing about Rubedite’s garish color is that you can usually spot it easily from a distance even without the keen eye passive!
QUOTE(Grits @ Feb 5 2018, 09:37 PM)
When you close your eyes and see rubedite ore. And then move your right thumb forward so you can go harvest it.
I had this one my first month of playing Oblivion = nirnroot hunting for that 100 nirnroots quest and that beautiful song in the background = I would hear it in my sleep and see nirnroots in my dreams, lol. (of course I heard it in my sleep, since I was falling asleep playing the game, lol).
When you play other TES games and:
-You see an alchemy plant (like Nirnroot) and make a mad dash for it, forgetting that there's no one else to take it from you.
-You notice someone in strange armor dash past you on the streets and think nothing of it until five seconds later when you remember that no other players exist in your game. (It was from a mod, the figure being a guard following the wandering antagonist of a lore-unfriendly mod I installed)
-You see an alchemy plant (like Nirnroot) and make a mad dash for it, forgetting that there's no one else to take it from you.
-You notice someone in strange armor dash past you on the streets and think nothing of it until five seconds later when you remember that no other players exist in your game. (It was from a mod, the figure being a guard following the wandering antagonist of a lore-unfriendly mod I installed)
In another TES game, you walk into a house and immediately hit F5 to see how much it would cost to buy . . .
QUOTE(haute ecole rider @ Aug 31 2018, 04:08 PM)
In another TES game, you walk into a house and immediately hit F5 to see how much it would cost to buy . . .
SPEW!!! That's a great one!
...when you come after a night shift at 6 AM out of the clinic and look in the sky, curious to see if any dolmens are in the vicinity.
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