Kind of a strange threat, but share some odd things you found for sale online (like on Amazon and eBay and whatnot)

Canned creamed Possum

Ew, ew, ew, EEEWWW!! Gotta be a joke, right?

As for weirdest thing Khajiit has seen for sale? Well, not sure why this was happening, but for some reason Amazon went through a phase where it was telling this one that he may be interested in urethral sounds. If you don’t already know what this is, don’t look it up, it’s really f-in weird. Trust this one.

Not a joke, there's also canned rattlesnake

That’s jus’ nasty.

I know they have canned scorpion in England. Or merhaps it was imported..

You can have a mold of your butt made, and sent to people.

Also, you can send people a jar of fart air for $10.