嗨,你看我是一个愚蠢的白痴,我几乎无法用谷歌翻译!我一定是最没用的个体在地球上!

havent forgotten. I havent forgotten. You all are my enemies . I havent forgotten. This site will be destroyed. I'm watching. I havent forgotten. I 'll never forget .

Thanks to all of you as soon as the price I paid . I 'm not twice, but never forgotten . I am a member . I will end this forum . I 'm saving justice . Thanks for your coloring is. I havent forgotten my watch . My fingers out of the shadows , my black hands all you swallow.
Many guns are your goals for us . . Women eucote , acadian, subrosa, mcbadgere, King of Coins, King of Beasts , Eternal Darkness , Elizabeth Hollow , ghastley and you malx. You are my purpose . I will not forget what you have done .

I got left out... can hardly blame him/her though, what with my spotty appearances.

A lot of sins will be punished. I wiped the dirt with an explosive revolution , and the rest as the scent of flowers .
Never forget . I havent forgotten. I'm watching. I will impersonate . I have my own identity . I'm confused. I would be chaos . I havent forgotten. Neither should you .
What color is void :::::
Five :::::
Once the light :::::
Sound effect ::::::
Night of tears :::::
Lord of the animals ::::
Hollow ::::
I love women ::::
But never forget that I 'm watching a celebrated return .

PFFFTTTT!!!!

Rose Petals, please!!!

I'm an eloquent villain! Not this substandard random crap! If you're going to imitate me, at least try harder!

If I had some evil plan, I certainly wouldn't announce it in a foreign language!

It would be a masterpiece of cunning, wit, and precision!

You clearly don't even know what those last three words mean.

Um...okay....

Don't worry, dearest Rohirrim; acne soon goes away on its own. ( )




@ Dumb Imposter - Uh, it's like this, Babblefish - you lack brainpower. Your rose petal smelling butt is too easy to spot.

Ooh, mALX has fangs lol

Anybody else look at this and get tempted to go all Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction?

Some of the stuff makes no sense......

They're trying to insinuate, as far as I can tell, that they're either Black Hand, or in par with him, even going as far as to mention things he MIGHT say.

The Five Tenets butchering, saying there will be a revolution, mentioning chaos and confusion.

It's very droll, and I'm already over it.

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Lol, the imposter said they would never forget what I have done - Here, I'll bag it and send it to you (fertilizer, flowerbutt!) If you wait till the weekend, maybe I can work up a corn log for you.

Ooooh, I'm really scared, lol. I'm being threatened by a flower petal who isn't smart enough to know 2nd grade punctuation and grammar.

There, FTFY.

Thought about just throwing it away, but I just love the comments in here so I'll leave it as a monument to colossal stupidity

He changed their name to "Village Idiot" and said this:

"Hey, you see, I was a stupid idiot , I almost can not use Google translate ! I must be the most useless individual on the planet !"

Thanks, Starge! We kind of needed to get that out of our systems

Just to be clear, to his stupidity, not to anyone's else's.

I understood, lol.

We know, lol

...

I have one bloody lie-in and I miss all this!!!... ...

Also, appear to have missed my name in squiggle form!...My only chance to properly emulate Prince and I missed it!!...

Also...

Also...What the hell did I do to get mentioned in that line-up?...It'd be so empty without me... ...Naa na-na na-na...Naa na-na na-na...

Are we totally sure it's Flower-*Reproductive act before we go condemning Flower-*Male chicken for all this?...

Because I wouldn't want to waste these hilarious names for nothing... ...

Also...

I have the (veiled threatening) PM he sent me before he got banned February 2013, all the spelling errors/punctuation errors, grammatical errors, stupidity - there, rants on the boards are still up for comparison, Jan-Feb 2013; and his ridiculously high opinion of his own moral ethics as compared to everyone else on the planet can be clearly found in his opinionated posting from that period; also his cryptic veiled mutterings. I won't even begin to mention the similar profile name. I have no doubts it is flower, if I'm wrong I'll eat the nearest rose petal, lol. (and then spit them into a toilet that has been left unflushed).

Yes, I know we're all giving him screen time - but only in the "But whyyyyyy?" sense - But....

WHYYYYYYY?....

Why destroy the forum?...There's multitudes of other forums created and ended...daily...I know, I made a few back in the day...But why bother so much with this one?...

I'm not sure I'd really want as much time as they seem to have spare...But I sure wouldn't want to feel like I was wasting this much time failing...

And, okay, he seems to have a grudge against you for the banning...Impersonation and stuff...And yes, the one PM I got a reply to, it was obviously not you...But what did the rest of us do?...It's not like we drove all the other forum members away or anything...If they wanted to post, surely they'd still be here?...Therefore, we're all performing a service and keeping the place going FFS!... ...

What a complete idiot. This person obviously has no responsibilities and nothing but time on their hands. And for the record, Black Hand would be way more grandiose and grammatically functional.

The last time this guy's crap actually bothered people, this time it is just a sad display of wasted time. I actually personally felt my IQ drop by at least 10 points just from reading the posts by this guy. I have seen people who have studied English as a third language that still understood grammar better.

See, flower wanted us all banned when he was on here before due to our moral laxity, our use of the forums to post spammy fun stuff, etc. He picked unmercifully at Acadian, who was NOT a mod then. You know me, I jumped to Acadian's defense.

In the PM to me he all but says, "this isn't over between us." He blamed me because he was being banned, (not his own actions that got him in trouble).

If you read what he wrote, he all but says he came back for me, to get even for that. But I wasn't here, and he came up with the plot to use my image and name. It would have worked, but you all knew me too well and blew him out of the water.

When I came back, he came back for his revenge (and got run out of Dodge).


It IS flower, I have NO doubt. If I'm wrong, I will defacate on eat a rose (and then spit it into a toilet that has been left unflushed).

Well, whoever it is, you've just got to love the way they apparently think a like parody Bond villain.

HAHA! Not only will I plot to DESTROY YOU ALL!!!, but I shall even go so far as to warn you all of your IMPENDING DOOM!!!

I R EVIL GEENYUS!!!

Never monologue.

*imposter twirls long moustache, then tips back his head to laugh*


"BWAAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!


Me thinks the imposter has been eating too much ham.

I'm glad this thread's being kept.

If only so that we WON'T FORGET

I'm sure the idiot would appreciate that.

I always wanted to be on an EVIL hitlist. Maybe next time.

Personally I find this whole thing utterly hilarious.

Aye

That anyone could think this was in anyway a clever, cunning or scary thing to do is quite funny indeed...

Something sinister is at work here.

So, this imposter is likely the same fellow who posed as mALX and quite almost got to the point of destroying this forum if it wasn't for the obvious signs he/she gave away and thanks to the mods asking them personal questions from I've heard.

I don't know. Some idiot who was able to come in as member and using their style to deceive everyone isn't as stupid as it sounds. Yeah this last post by Flowerbloom(if it's truly him or her or wherever) was comical at best.

I didn't forget though that this idiot DID cause internal strife and some members left. This wannabe Persian bastard DID disturb the peace..... Not trying to give this idiot praise or ideas but if he's smart enough to trick us for a bit, he'll be back eventually. We have to be careful. Call me paranoid but I won't underestimate this guy/girl/robot.

And why the hell am I on that damn list? The [censored] did I do?

That is just the point DE, that even with everyone here wanting it to be me (they weren't smart enough to pull off an impersonation). This person has 3 times been on this site and all three times has been drummed off because they were instantly seen as a trouble maker. They aren't clever enough (or sane enough) to be able to hide their mental issues.

What we are is a caring community. We may have tiffs and issues, like any family might - but when adversity hits, we all drew together to route it. The people that left, every one of them returned to route the enemy from this site. Yes, they may drift away again now that the enemy is vanquished, but they cared enough to come and stop the attack immediately. That is from the heart, these people cared enough to come and help in the fight. THAT is hugely important, it speaks of the hearts and trustability of these that left - they are still there for us when we are facing trouble.

The imposter can never take that away, he does not have the capability to really break us apart. His impersonation of me only worked at all because you all cared and wanted to believe it - this person is and has nothing. On the other hand, we all have a friendship that stretches beyond the borders of this site.

What the....? What is this?

While you were sleeping that idiot imposter TRIED to make a comeback. Major fail.

I'm on the list, too, DE, and unless the imposter is one of the people that gave me a reason to leave, I shouldn't be on there. And there's no way it's a member that pissed me off. I'm not worried about it.

I shall strive to make the list, as well! I kind of feel left out here!

One of my functions here within the mod force is to serve as both ogre and target when required. If folks get mad at me, that's a good thing - because I figure it deflects anger away from other members who are not moderators. So I'm not surprised that I made the list.

Me too, stargelman. I’m going to go do something really evil to demonstrate my base morality. Like… overbake the cookies.


Mwa ha ha.

You MONSTER!

I got out of a ticket once by crying. I wonder how evil that makes me?

I don't understand why I'm on the list either lol

* I have to quote KC here, this had me rolling! I told KC we had to weed a turd out of our garden last night, and he sent this back in a PM:







1. Beloved by all
2. Spam King







The cat! That is so cute! How did you ever get your cat to allow you to put a hat on its head?

Good point

What this imposter is too stupid to realize is that by stalking this site, its members, and impersonating a member, they have crossed more lines than just decency. They may have all kinds of lists with our names on it, but in cyber stalking and making threats they have put themselves on a list of an agency that CAN find out where they live and who they are by their IP address.

Can you say Homeland Security flower? I thought you could.

Threats against American citizens are taken seriously in this country. You had better hope you live in Persia, because if you live in the US you may be receiving a visit at your doorstep from some men wanting to bury your petals in a prison of their choice.

Seriously? Awesome! MALX, send me a link with all the laws pertaining to cyber stalking.

Considering the standard of illiterate drivel that the impostor posted, I'm not entirely sure their grasp of the english language, woefully inadequate as it plainly is, will allow them to properly understand the meaning of your post mALX.

I wish that was my cat. Or that I even had one, for that matter. Oh well, come house, come cat perhaps? We are in the middle of buying one right now. Maybe then I can distinguish myself by putting evil hat on evil kittens so that I may make it onto the list!

SMARTASS mode activated.........

Mission Overview....

Protect John Connor Kobby.

*Flipcocks Shotgun*

Yeah, way above their little pea brain's capacity to understand.



Congrats on the house purchase! Real property = always a good investment.



Agreed. "NO ONE HURTS KOBBY WHEN I'M AROUND!!!!!"

*mALX's hair begins glowing red. She turns green, rips shirt off and grows to giant proportions*



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'When I was younger I joined a forum then decided I didn't like my name so created a new one. Within minutes I had an email from a mod asking why i had two accounts with the same IP...

Not that I'm saying mods should be actively looking up people's IP, but clearly this persons is a threat to the forum so I was wondering what power we (specifically the mods) have in finding this guys IP, or any other info.

Sorry if that was stupid, just wondering.