Sit back and relax, my friends, and prepare to be told the tale of those who made everything possible, a true tale of the Mojave Wasteland and of New Vegas, first told by the Softworkers of Bethesda and related to you now, in the hope you might take pity on a traveller and grant him food and shelter for a night.
Prepare to hear the tale of Anston and Co.

"Lack of money is the root of all evil."-George Bernard Shaw
Chapter 1
"Oh god, please I'm begging you, please stop, just please stop, please, I-"
The length of wood thumped down and silenced the pleading, reducing it to nought but whimpering through broken teeth. The figure on the floor curled up in a ball, trying to shelter his head from the blows the two baseball bat wielding individuals standing above him would bring down. It did him little good, another slamming into the back of his skull with painful thud.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Michael exclaimed, snatching the bat away from Ripley's hand before he could hit him again. "We were paid to mess his face up, not kill him, idiot!"
He shook his head, before prodding the prone figure with the tip of the bat.
"He still alive?" he asked.
"He's still whining like a little kid, if that's what you want to know," Alex said, nudging his victim in the stomach with his boot.
"Good," Michael said as the pleading began once more.
"I've got caps," he sobbed desperately. "You want them, take them. Just please, damn it, please stop. I'm begging you here."
The nudge became a kick.
"Shut up, pal!" Alex snapped, snarling. "Jesus, some people don't get the hint, do they?"
"Way you've been hitting him, I'm betting he's not gonna be taking many hints all that easy now," Brutus remarked with a chuckle. "Mike, how come I can't have a go on him?"
"You're six and a half feet of muscle and steroids, that's why, idiot. You'll kill him with one damn hit," Michael replied with a dismissive shake of his head. He sat down on his victim's bed, smoothing down the lapel of the dirty suit he wore, before he said; "You know why we're here, George?"
From his place on the floor, George shook his head.
"Because you're a moron, that's why," Michael said. "Because you didn't think about who you slept with, and now you've got to pay for thinking with your damn loaf of bread."
All he got was a whimper of frightened pain, and he shook his head. He wasn't expecting much else anyway.
"Hey, boss, I was doing a little thinking of my own," Alex said, pushing George onto his back where he clutched at his ruined face. There was the same smile on his face that he always wore when he was thinking of something particularly nasty. "You know you've got that saying yours, about importance of the customer?"
"Oh yeah," Michael said. "'The customer is the most important part of the job,' that's the one."
"Yeah, right, well I was thinking, maybe we should do a little more on George here," Alex said, prodding his prone victim's crotch with the tip of his bat. "Y'know, going the extra mile for the customer? I mean, seeing as our friend here thought of this before anything else, maybe we could make sure that our, uh, offending article could be made to think twice."
Michael nodded, a slow grin crawling across his face.
"Of course," he said. "I mean, hey, what does Anston and Co. value more than its beloved customers? We're always willing to do a little extra for them, Alex, always. We've got a reputation to keep up, after all." Alex smiled, before the bat thudded down and George screamed.
"Hey, I think I just realised how good maintaining customer relations feels," he announced cheerfully.
"Value the customer, that's what I've always said," Michael said. "And speaking of which…"
He pressed a few buttons on the Pip-Boy 3000 on his wrist, tuning the inbuilt two-way radio, before he said into it; "That Mr Palson there?"
"It is," came a gruff reply. "Who is it?"
"It's Michael Anston, of Anston and Co." Michael answered. "About a certain individual you asked us to deal with."
"You got him?"
"Bleeding, rolling on the floor and crying like a damn baby," Michael said. "Hey, Brutus, pick him up and get him over here, will you?"
Brutus reached over with his massive robotic arm, the pincer at the end roughly picking up his victim by the shoulder and hauling him over to the bed.
"Georgey," Michael said to him warmly as he was dropped next to him. "I've got Mr Palson on the other end here. Y'know, the man whose daughter you dishonoured? I reckon you've got something to say to him, haven't you?"
George nodded slightly drunkenly, before he said; "I'm sorry for messing around with your daughter, Mr Palson sir. It won't happen again."
"It had better not," the voice of Mr Palson said. He chuckled. "Sounds like you did a real number on him there."
"Well, we take our job seriously," Michael replied. "But believe me, he won't be luring any decent young women into his clutches again any time soon, don't you worry about that."
"Glad to hear it," Palson said. "You head back here and I'll settle your payment."
"Just give it to Doris, she should still be around," Michael said. "Remember, redhead chick? She'll be picking it up for us."
"Oh, your young lady friend," Palson replied. "I'll get it to her, don't you worry about that. Thanks very much."
"The pleasure is all mine, Mr Palson," Michael said. "Be sure to hire out Anston and Co. for all your future violence-based needs."
"I think I might just," Palson said. "I'll have someone contact you again if I ever need your, ah, services. Palson out."
Michael grinned as he flicked it off, before he stood up and crouched next to George.
"Now, Georgey," Michael said cheerfully to his victim, who was near falling into unconsciousness. "What have we learned today, then?"
"Not to…not to mess around with…the wrong ladies," he managed to slur in reply, looking at Michael with unfocussed eyes.
"Very good," Michael replied patronisingly, patting him on the head. He grimaced as his hand caught a smear of blood from the hair, and wiped it off on George's shirt. "Now don't do it again, or we'll have to come back and finish the job, and we don't want, do we?"
George shook his head.
"Atta boy," Michael said. "Glad we've got an understanding, eh? Now you keep out of trouble, friend!"
He straightened up, adjusting his fedora before he strode out of the door, with a triumphant announcement of; "Gentlemen, our good deed for the day is complete. Now let's go and collect our well-earned reward, shall we?"
He led the way through the grimy corridors of Freeside's Weatherly Hotel, tipping his hat to the old woman who sat the ancient desk at the foyer of the hotel. She simply watched him go warily, the small sum of caps Michael had given her in exchange for George's room number already disappeared into a strongbox.
Being paid made everything look better, Michael said, even as he looked upon the dingy slum that was Freeside, baking in the heat of the Mojave summer. The sun shone down mercilessly, beating off tarmac and concrete, and most of the residents that could be indoors were hiding to escape the heat, while beggars and vagrants huddled in the shade afforded to them by the ruined buildings.
"How come I had to come along for this job?" Brutus asked as they made their way down the cracked and worn street.
"Freeside ain't safe, is it?" Michael said. "People would be trying to jump us all over the shop if you weren't here to scare them away." "I could," Alex said.
"Alex, you're a goddamn kid," Michael replied. "A baby molerat isn't gonna be scared by you. I mean, three guys going along here by themselves, they'll think we're not too hard a target. But if there's four of us, and one of them's some big guy with a giant pincery robot arm, then they're gonna think twice about it, aren't they?"
"But I like the Strip," Brutus protested.
"All you'd be doing is gambling your hard-earned caps away or spending it to get balls deep in some guy in Gomorrah," Michael said. "I'm doing you a favour, buddy."
"He's gonna be doing that anyway," Ripley pointed out. "I was planning on it."
"Since when were you into guys?" Alex asked.
"I meant with a ghoulette, idiot," Ripley snapped back. "God, you're stupid sometimes."
"Hey, shut up," Alex retorted.
"Oh, both of you can it!" Michael exclaimed despairingly. "Y'know, sometimes I wonder why I even bother with you people,"
They drew up at the gate to the Strip, the mesh fencing and crude concrete barricade blocking their way to the jewel of the Mojave. As always, the small guard of Securitrons was manning it, and one of the machines wheeled towards Michael, the cartoonish policeman on the screen at the centre of the bulky blue robot's chassis scowling at him.
++State your business++ it demanded, its artificial voice harsh and grating.
"Just heading onto the Strip," Michael said.
++Credit check++ the Securitron said brusquely, in reply to which Michael held up a slip of paper.
"Corporate pass," he said. "Anston and Co."
There was a whirr, before the machine announced ++Pass verified. Carry on through++
The gate slid open as the Securitron wheeled aside, and four fifths of Aston and Co. stepped through into the most wondrous place on earth.
Even in the middle of the day, the New Vegas Strip glowed, neon ablaze even in the harsh glare of the sun. To their left rose the vacant Lucky 38 Casino, the sign advertising its famous revolving restaurant vandalised by some joker long ago to replace the second 'V' with a harsh black 'T'. On the other side of the street, bedecked in crackling flames of ionised gas, Gomorrah beckoned with the gaudy lure of debauchery and pleasure, while the Tops promised riches galore right down to the suited guards standing outside. Vault-22's unbecoming façade seemed to both hide and flaunt the potential hidden below, while the Ultra-Luxe sat apart and aloof from its base brethren.
Michael ignored these beguiling sights for one that he found standing before him. Sunlight glistened off red hair, pouting crimson lips smiled at him alluringly, and Doris stepped forward from the kerb to grab Michael in an embrace and kiss him. So what if that beauty was through the work of the expensive, rare commodity of makeup? She still looked damn good in Michael's eyes.
"Hey baby," he said after a moment, still holding her waist and grinning at her. "How you doing?"
"I'm not happy, hun," she said. "You know I don't like it when you go off for work when you're supposed to be having fun. And you dragged the others with you as well! That ain't fair on them, sweety."
"Told you," Brutus said slightly triumphantly. "Hey, I got an opportunity and I took it," Michael said defensively, kissing her again. "What's wrong with that?"
"Oh, honey, you shouldn't just waltz off like that," Doris protested half-heartedly. "You know I don't like being excluded from things."
"Hey, it was dirty work," Michael replied. "You know I don't like you getting involved in that stuff."
"So busting Raider dens, doing drug runs for the Khans and getting knee-deep in mirelurks and molerats ain't dirty work?" Doris asked.
"Ah, c'mon, you were having such a nice time at the Ultra-Luxe I thought it wouldn't be fair to drag you away," Michael said. "Besides, you know me; I take an opportunity when I get it. That's why you hooked up with me, baby. You said I was destined for great things, remember? I had the ambition you looked for in a guy."
He kissed her again, and she giggled slightly.
"Forgive me?" he asked.
"Alright, honey, you know I can't stay angry at you for long," she said. "And I suppose we've got the rewards of this little opportunity taking, ain't we?"
"'Xactly," Michael said. "Don't say I don't treat you nice, eh?"
"Hey, lovebirds," Alex interjected. "You gonna give us our caps any time soon?"
"Alright, alright," Michael said. "Doris, sweety, you got 'em? Don't want all my hard work being for nothing."
"Yeah, your hard work," Ripley muttered.
"Hey, I'm the brains of this operation," Michael retorted. "And delegation is part of leadership, isn't it? Besides, I ended up getting blood on my hands; you know how I hate it when that happens."
"Oh boohoo," Ripley said sarcastically. "Anyway, the caps?"
"Sure, sure," Doris said, pulling a pouch from her pocket. "Payment was two hundred and fifty caps, so fifty each."
"Ah c'mon, that's barely enough to get a lapdance or nothin'," Alex complained.
"Hey, they've got slot machines and roulette tables in Gomorrah, haven't they?" Michael asked. "Might get lucky and win big. Besides, what happened to the rest of your cash?"
"Lost it all in poker," Alex mumbled, blushing slightly.
"Typical," Ripley muttered, the ghoul shaking his head.
"Ah, just blush like that around a couple of rich-looking ladies and they'll probably take pity on you," Brutus said. "It's what you always seem to do, anyway."
"Hey, I'm a charmer," Alex said. "What can I say?"
"Whatever works for ya," Michael said, handing out the caps. "You guys go and enjoy your night."
"You not coming with?" Brutus asked.
"I'm not letting my Michael into that place with you people," Doris declared. "I'd be a single woman before the morning."
"And be with some moneyed up Chairman by the next," Ripley remarked disparagingly, getting a vicious glare from Doris.
"We'll be at the Tops," Michael said. "You want to meet us tomorrow?"
"Sure, outside the Lucky 38," Brutus said.
"Great," Michael grinned, clapping his hands together. "Go have a little fun, fellas."
The three turned towards the hive of sin to drink and gamble the day away, and as Michael and Doris began to wend their way to the tops the redhead laid a hand on his arm and said; "Hey, sweetie…"
"I know that voice," Michael said, an edge of humorous weariness to his voice. "You're gonna ask me for something, aren't you?"
"You know me too well, hun," Doris said. "I was wondering though; could I borrow a few caps?"
"What? What happened to the ones you had when we came here?"
"Oh, come on, it's the Strip," Doris protested. "What do you think happened to them?"
Michael shook his head despairingly.
"God dammit, did you lose them on the slots again?" he asked.
"What? I like those," Doris protested. "You can win real big."
"Doris, I've told you a thousand times, the slots are a goddamn scam," Michael said. "The odds against you are way too high."
"Hey, people win on them," Doris protested as the couple stepped back onto the curb towards the spacious driveway of the Tops.
"Well yeah, a couple of people win on them so they can fool everyone else like the gullible suckers they are," Michael said, before hastily adding; "Not saying you're one though, baby. But we're using these caps on the poker table, alright? That's how we'll win big."
"Whatever you say, sweety," Doris replied somewhat half-heartedly, but as they approached the doors of the Tops, one of the suited guards pulling it open for them, Michael wasn't listening.
He could already feel the money flowing into his pockets.