QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 9 2013, 04:31 PM)

Well, this is about Salmo, not females. I just tried to stay on topic.
Yes but what if salmo IS a female , then it would be one thing much the same
* looks all superior*
hehe , one of my charcters actually had a crush on salmo , but she was always so upset because whenever she went in their to chat to him he was always locked away in his room! * one minute!* he would shout , and then barrcade the door with his bed so i couldnt pick the lock and force my way in
She got more and more hysterical as time went on because she heard everybody talking about how wonderful his cooking was and how they had went to see him this day..that day . she began to plot like glathir
in the end she broke into his bakery trying to catch him out , but he was always locked in that damn room!!
in the end she flooded the place with sweetrolls , she was terrible at picking locks so she decided she would force the door , as the waves of rolls mounted he began to panic

, the door was suddenyl blown inwards and a solid wave of sweetrolls exploded into his room...followed by my avatar..
ow well , they ended up both on the floor ...
no it didnt end like you were thinking...salmo was furios and demanded she got out , desperate not to get a bounty she decepartly began to shovel her way out
"IM WARNING YOU ! GET OUT OR ILL CALL THE GUARDS"
* swims in rolls towards door*
"GUARDS ! GUARDS!!!"