Sinder Velvin
May 14 2005, 08:59 PM
TOP TEN THINGS REASONS ANAKIN SKYWALKER WENT TO THE DARK SIDE
10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan
9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge Over the River Kwai"
8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name
7. To impress the babes
6. Kicked in head by bantha
5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict
4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave
3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock
2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire
1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones
Elongar
May 14 2005, 09:01 PM
On another computer, I have a list of about 100 things that put the word "pants" into Star Wars quotes. It's hilarious. Just wait for me to find it....
Ah yes! Here:
http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/pants.html
Just select the movie you want to "Pants"!
Chumbaniya
May 15 2005, 03:16 PM
[quote=Elongar]On another computer, I have a list of about 100 things that put the word "pants" into Star Wars quotes. It's hilarious. Just wait for me to find it....
Ah yes! Here:
http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/pants.html
Just select the movie you want to "Pants"![/quote]
All i can say is that I am now crying with laughter.
Elongar
May 15 2005, 03:22 PM
Occassionally, when I'm fealing particularly cruel, I show it to friends. It takes them a while to recover....