Ok,some of you know you can meet M'Aiq right in front of the gates of Anvil.What you probably don't know is that every time you save\load game,he has something different to say.Here,i made some screenshots for your enjotment.He makes fun out of everything that fans were complaining:Levitation,Children,Crossbows,Werewolves...I'm sorry they aren't in higher resolution,but Image Shack only takes files that are not larger that 1MB.......Here,take a look:

M'Aiq - About Traveling Companions
M'Aiq - Better Looking Races
M'Aiq - Buildings
M'Aiq - Children
M'Aiq - Clothing
M'Aiq - Colovian Fur Helm
M'Aiq - Compass
M'Aiq - Crossbows
M'Aiq - Dragons
M'Aiq - Fable
M'Aiq - Fast Travel
M'Aiq - Feet Are For Walking
M'Aiq - Fishy Stick
M'Aiq - Levitation
M'Aiq - Staff Wielding
M'Aiq - Throwing Weapons
M'Aiq - Werevolves

I think that's it.If i by any chance missed any,post the sentence here......Otherwise post what you think about the sentences

Enjoy

Wow, nice and congrats. I like the one on throwing weapons. thats funny

Good job !!

hahahaha,i love that M. the lier,and in a way Betesoda are eksplayning wy we cant levitation and hit with a staff enymore ,we cudd that on Morrowind

That's kool but i couldn't get the first three becuz og high bandwidth

Yeah good job, you know Unofficial Elder Scroll Pages... What a great copy-and-paste!