Googlefight!

Basically, you enter in two things, it sees which has more hits on google and whoever has the most wins.

I fought the law, and the law won.
Kindred Spirit 2,410,000
The Law
1,070,000,000

Kindred Spirit Versus Oblivion: Winner is Oblivion
Kindred Spirit 2,410,000
Oblivion 7,030,000

Kindred Spirit Versus Waiting For Oblivion: Kindred Spirit wins
Kindred Spirit 2,410,000
Waiting for Oblivion 2,320,000
Close one, though.

King Death 64,200,000

Canada 945,000,000
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King Death 64,200,000

Guard dogs 6,010,000
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King Death 64,200,000

Bouncers 2,170,000


victory

Mine was Morrowind verses Oblivion.

Morrowind: 337,000

Oblivion: 468,000

I was expecting more...

Aki Vs. Oblivion, Aki Wins

Aki: 7,610,000 results

Oblivion: 7,030,000

Ape vs Norway

Ape: 13,300,000 results
Norway: 228,000,000 results

minque: 39 400
waiting4oblivion: 936

hehe....

Kindred Spirit vs. King Death
"Kindred Spirit" 607,000
"King Death" 124,000
I win. You need to use quotes to get a decent idea, otherwise it looks for any page that has both words on it. So "The death of a king" would add a hit for King Death. If we do it that way, he wins.

Kindred Spirit Versus Minque
"Kindred Spirit" 607,000
minque 39,400

Ha ha, I win. Except when I lose.

yeah yeah!.....congrats! hehe btw did you see that "minque" is a nightclub? and a band? now what is Kindred spirit?..must go and check....

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Haw vs. Reajeasa
Haw: 3,260,000

Reajeasa: 31
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Cat vs. Dog

Cat: 173,000,000

Dog: 156,000,000
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Oddworld vs. Beyond Good and Evil

Oddworld: 1,400,000

Beyond Good and Evil: 24,500,000

"Nick" vs "Samurais"

"Nick" - 102,000,000 results

"Samurais" - 451,000 results

I pwn teh Samurais boat!!!

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"Nick" vs "The Forces of Evil"

"Nick" - 102,000,000 results

"The Forces of Evil" - 633,000 results

I pwn teh "The Forces of Evil's boat!!!

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"Nick" vs "Kindred Spirit"

"Nick" - 102,000,000 results

"Kindred Spirit" - 607,000 results

I pwn "Kindred Spirit" boat!!!

I just pwn boat!

oh, whippin' out the real names.


"Chris" 264,000,000

"Nick" 102,000,000

2 to 1, ouch.

"Chris" 264,000,000

many angy bears 2,630,000


"Chris" 264,000,000

Nigerian Digestion 150,000

Sir Radont - 754
Dump truck - 2,140,000

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My real name will destroy anything:

Michael - 513,000,000
Ninja -14,000,000

violence vs jack thompson

Violence wins!
167,000,000 vs 15,100,000

The Wolf vs. Oblivon

The Wolf triumphs!

The Wolf: 68,900,000 results

Oblivion: 7,030,000 results


Mwhahahahhahahaaaa!

Take this, Channler!
"Kindred Spirit" 607,000
Channler 1,480

And there's a perfectly good reason I didn't use my real name. I'll almost always win.

TAKE THIS, CHANNLER/NICK!
John 883,000,000
Nick 102,000,000

That's why I didn't use my first name. I gave myself a handicap, becauseface it, "John" just pwns boat. I'm sure there are things that could beat it, but I'll still get a high score on a Googlefight. So if you won't equally hadicap yourself, thie kiddie gloves come off. Actually, you're better off with the kiddie gloves off. That way it's only 8.5 to 1, instead of 410 to 1. I used the calculator and rounded to get these numbers, not just making them up.

Minque- According to the Mozbot search button they have at the bottom, I'm (as Kindred Spirit, anyways) a health care service, an online dating service, and a quote from the Bible. An interesting thing I did once is search for "Kindred Spirit is" as a quote on google, I got some interesting results. I'll post the first fifty results here. To do this right, you need to use quotation marks, as that makes it search for a phrase. Alternatively, you can use the advanced search, and type it in the phrase section. My remarks are in red. I will edit it so that I only get the part as a sentence beginning with "Kindred Spirit is" and I'll only post the first unique fifty. Well, here they are:



1.Kindred Spirit is a veritable treasure store of knowledge!
Damn right I am.

2.Kindred Spirit is the alternative Times.

3. Kindred Spirit is a Christian A Cappella Group.
Wrong on three counts. Not a Christian, can't sing A Cappella (using your voice to simulate the instruments) and I'm an individual, not a group.

4. Kindred Spirit Is There.
No I'm not, I'm here!

5.Kindred Spirit is a stand-alone, contemporary supernatural ghost/possession novel. Kindred Spirit is unrelated to the Wendy Ward series.
Well, if I have to be a novel, I guess that fits me. I'm independat (stand-alone) and some people consider me creepy. (ghost/possession) I've never heard of this Wendy Ward Series, so I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

6. Kindred Spirit is a beautiful poem.
My poetry is too depressing to be beautiful. Good, maybe. Beautiful? No. So unless I, as a poem, am drastically different from my writing, in poetry form, nope, this doesn't work. Oh well, it's a compliment, anyways.

7. Kindred Spirit is a well established quality new age publication with a website that truly benefits the worldwide mind and body.

8. Kindred Spirit is not some mystical old woman living in a shack as it might sound.
Why would it sound like I'm a mystical old woman lkiving in a shack anyways? I'm a completely non-magical young boy living in a house.

9.Kindred Spirit is not a mailbox.
You know too much...

10. Kindred Spirit is Michael Todd.
No I'm not! I said my first name was John!

11. Kindred Spirit is not a forum for theological debate or exegetical controversy, Kindred Spirit is a Dallas Seminary ministry.
No comment.

12. Kindred Spirit is someone who feels and thinks the way you do.
Wait a second... "You" refers to whoever reads this, in this case. I must be shcitzophrenic.

13. Kindred Spirit is $15.
Well, at least I'm a man who knows his value. *cries*

14. Kindred Spirit is similar to the speaker who dreams him up.
Oddly enough, I've had a debate like that with a friend. About what if I were just someone else's dream. Huh.

15. Kindred Spirit is very "New Age."
I am?

16. Kindred Spirit is a very talented family group, blessed with a humble attitude and awesome singing talent .
Wrong. I'm not a family, I'm not a group, I'm not particularly humble (sometimes I am, sometimes I'm not) and I have almost NO singing talent.

17. Kindred Spirit is the generous inclusion of Breton music that has never, to my knowledge, been released in North America.
No comment, again.

18. Kindred Spirit is two women singing traditional and contemporary music in harmony.
WTF!!!11one1!1! I'm not a woman, last time I checked, anyways. *looks again* Nope, pretty sure I'm not a woman. Let alone two.

19. Kindred spirit is what he named them.
THEM?!?! AM I SCHITZOPHENIC NOW?!?!?![color]

20. Kindred Spirit is held at THE RHYTHM FACTORY.
[color=red] My parents have no money. You might as well release me and steal my lunch money, it's more than you'll get for ransom.

21. Kindred Spirit is not only evolving with the arrangements of material, we are also gradually introducing new equipment, which will both evolve and improve.

22. Kindred Spirit is life's greatest gifts.
Awwww... How disgustingly sentimental. And once again, I'm not F***ING SCHITZOPHRENIC, THERE IS NO WE, I AM A SINGULAR BEING!

23. Kindred Spirit is a quarterly publication of Kinship of Greater Minneapolis.
I'm not a magazine, either!

24. Kindred Spirit is true.
Then why won't anybody believe me when I say what I am and what I'm not?

25. Kindred Spirit is a close affinity or bond with another person.
I am a person, not the bond between them! Actually, I guess I am the bond between some of my friends, I'm the common thread, so I guess this could be considered true...

26. Kindred Spirit is an excellent companion to Year of the Rat.
WTF? Born in the year of the Horse.

27. Kindred Spirit is a group of single people in St. Raphael's parish that has as its goal to bring single men/women together to grow spiritually and socially.

28. Kindred Spirit is still teaching.
Yeah, how to get ignored over and over ny you guys.

29. Kindred Spirit is still saving other children's lives.

30. KINDRED SPIRIT is the name for Jane Eldridge and Elaine Samuels.
There's a limit to ho many times I can say WTF, so no comment.

31. Kindred Spirit is found.
So, you got me back from the kidnappers, huh?

32. Kindred Spirit is a load of drivel.

33. Kindred Spirit is so.

34. Kindred Spirit is someone you readily feel a profound sense of trust, comfort, and ease.
The scary thing is, in real life, people often do have those around me, if only because they know I'm too apathetic and lazy to betray them.

35. Kindred Spirit is folk music.

36.Kindred Spirit is our story.

37.Kindred Spirit is lost like litter in the dust and alley way's of our 'civilised' cities.
Damnir, and I just got found, too!

38.Kindred Spirit is proud to be a part of First Night Newtown.
I am?

39.Kindred Spirit is a special place
*chants* Find a happy place, find a happy place...
40.Kindred Spirit is far behind.
I thought the new policy was "no child is left behind?"

41.Kindred Spirit is one of the many benefits of membership in the Stetson Kindred.
I'm a membership benefit now. Hurray.

42.Kindred Spirit is awesome and as the Bride of Christ we are bound together
by His Saving Grace.
Ahhh, good for the ego. Kinda. Only if you read it right. But there's no way that I'm the bride of Christ, so if you interpre it like that, then no. Somehow, I doubt Jesus was homosexual. Just my guess, though.

43.Kindred Spirit is on sale at the Centre.
Oh yeah, for fifteen bucks. *cries*

44.Kindred Spirit is apt.

45.Kindred Spirit is cherished in this moment.

46.Kindred Spirit is Rob Cockerham.

47.Kindred Spirit is what this book will become.

48.Kindred Spirit is Diana Barry.

49.Kindred Spirit is his dying mother.

50.Kindred Spirit is Robin.

Jeez, why can't they make up their mind on who I am?

cody versus the world

cody -------------- 31,300,000
the world --------- 7,060,000,000

lol, i got pwned by the world. big time.


my pc versus yours

my pc ------------- 563,000,000
yours -------------- 293,000,000

hahahah lozer!


master chief verus my left foot

master chief -------- 85,500,000
my left foot --------- 74,900,000

damn


dvd versus vhs

dvd --------------- 2,040,000,000
vhs --------------- 367,000,000


Edit: oops, did it wrong, didnt see the link i just went to google and searched for them and compared the hits

Alright, now I'll have a go

Intestinal Chaos VS. Mike Tyson

Stomach Ache: 147,000
Mike Tyson: 3,220,000

OUCH! Ok, let's aim a bit lower then

Intestinal Chaos VS. a horse

Stomach Ache: 147,000
A horse: 96,700,000

That's a spirit breaker

Intestinal Chaos VS. a rabbit

Stomach Ache: 147,000

A rabbit: 26,900,000

One last try

Intestinal Chaos VS. a baby

Stomach Ache: 147,000
A baby: 261,000,000




I guess I'm just not cut out for this

Well, think about it. How many results for "Intestinal Chaos" can you expect? Maybe a couple from the blogs old people with digestion problems, and that's about it. Besides, think about it this way: That makes you more unique.

ShogunSniper-It's alright, using the Googlefight thing will get you the same results as using google. That's what it does, searches Google and tells you which has more results.

Kindred Spirit vs.... Mike Tyson!
"Kindred Spirit" 607,000 results
"Mike Tyson"
2,310,000 results
Ouch, he pwned me too.

Kindred Spirit vs... A Dead Horse!
Spirit" 607,000 results
"A dead horse" 799,000 results
Crap.

Kindred Spirit vs... Spongebob Squarepants!
"Kindred Spirit" 607,000 results
"Spongebob Squarepants" 3,880,000 results
I'm going to cry now.

Kindred Spirit vs.... your mother!
"Kindred Spirit" 607,000 results
"your mother" 8,110,000 results
I can't beat anyone, can I?

Ok, that's the last straw!
Kindred Spirit vs... A dead hobo! (if I lose this one, I am going to cry)
"Kindred Spirit" 607,000 results
"a dead hobo" 321 results
Well, it's a relief to know I can beat someone, anyways. And I'd be interested to know what those 321 results were. I took a look, here are the quotes I ended up with. (Similar to what I did above for "Kindred Spirit is," I know did for "a dead hobo")
1. and remember kids, the only good hobo is a dead hobo.

2.I want you to be my huzband. I would also enjoy beating up th hobos with you and then I would have sex with you too. And maybe a dead hobo. I'ma lil kinky.
Me=Alrightie, then.

3.How do you murder a dead hobo?

4. Did they get you a dead hobo? I want a dead hobo, too! Please, Mom?

5. It's immediately followed by "Hobo Bill," in which the cowboy yodels can't cover for the sad topic of a dead hobo.

6. Sexy women in broken suspenders and soiled pants recently stolen off a dead hobo's body while hocking MINT COOLS or PARLIAMENTS, smoking a tar stick through ...

7. I'd have much prefered to have found a dead hobo.

8. Afterwards, a dead hobo's eyes were donated to him.

9. Now, let's say you've got a dead hobo stuffed with baggies of heroin stashed in your trunk. And the cop wants you to step out so he can search the vehicle.


10. It's hard to keep your comic pages crisp and white when you're pencilling in an alley on top of a dead hobo. Or so I've been told.
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I think that this explains a lot. And btw, these aren't the first ten, they are 10 of the first 30 or so.

I'm going to embark on a truly epic quest now: the quest to find someone I can beat! You see, the problem is that "Chumbaniya" only has a score of 123.

Let's try a few:

"Chumbaniya" 123
"Julius Caesar" 2,640,000

Ok, maybe I was being a little hopeful.

"Chumbaniya" 123
"Desperate Dan" 50,600

Well, I suppose he's bound to win...

"Chumbaniya" 123
"Captain Coconut" 933

Now we're getting somewhere. I'm within striking distance of Captain Coconut!

"Chumbaniya" 123
"Fighting Ninja Robots" 148

Wow. That's pretty close. I've got to win my next bout!

"Chumbaniya" 123
"German Stockbrokers" 116

Yes! Woohoo! In your face german stockbrokers! (No offence intended if, by some bizarre coincidence, any of you happen to be german stockbrokers).

Now that was a fun quest.

EDIT: And here's an interesting one:

"Brain" 195,000,000
"Brawn" 2,380,000

Nice, you managed to beat German Stockbrokers. Heh, my real name, first and last, had more results than you do. Unless, of course, you use the quotation marks, in which case I get a lousy two results. I'm not going to even try to beat anything with my real name, though. (I'm too paranoid to let you see my last name )

But here, I'll show you how to aim high.

Announcing, the fight of the year, the ultimate, grand combat between two great individuals...
[b]Kindred Spirit vs..... GOD!!!!
"Kindred Spirit" 612,000 results
God 188,000,000 results

Damnit, round one goes to God. That's it, time to take off the kiddie gloves!
Round 2.... FIGHT!
John 858,000,000 results
God 188,000,000 results

Oh, God got pwned! Now you see why I prefer to fight round one as my gentler, more mild mannered alter ego, Kindred Spirit, right? More fair to you mortals. Heh, the almighty power of John is so great, even God almighty trembles at his name! (done with my ego trip now)

Now, all ye puny mortals, tremble at my almighty power to win Googlefights, as I defeated the almighty God himself! (ok, maybe I'm not quite done. but I swear I'm done now)

Oh, and Nick/Channler, you'll probably win if you do that one with the kiddy gloves off as well.

sigh guess I shall join in the Madness then.

Megil vs. Oblivion

760 Megil
7,720,000 Oblivion

Got owned

My initials vs. John
my initials 8,970,000,000
John 858,000,000

Winner= my initials

Guess John Trembles in fear beside god against my initials. I'll leave you to figure out what my initials are.

If you are going to fairly use anything with a space between it, then you need to enclose the whole thing in quotation marks. But if I'm right, you used them as a word. (did you use two or three?) So my first guess would have to be: A.M. My second would be A.N.D. Maybe M.T.Z.? Not sure beyond these guesses. But yeah, sure, for now, I'll sit here cowering in fear at your awsomeness, Megil. (Don't kill me with your almighty power, please)

Hmm ..the first one´s gotta be an A.....then ..I have no idea!

used three as a word, and yes it is a.n.d all is owned before the mighty and.

You are mean. Try using them as a phrase, which would probably be an more accurate way to use it. Besides, no need to cheat. You win anyways.

John vs... Megil/AND
John 797,000,000 results
"A N D" 8,430,000,000 results

See, you win anyways. I prostrate myself before the ultimate power that is AND. Too bad waiting4oblivion doesn't have that :bowdown: emoticon from the official forums.

"Silgrad Tower": 2530
"Tamriel Rebuilt": 518

"Silgrad Tower": 2530
"waiting 4 oblivion": 207

Sorry guys, but numbers are numbers

Florodine of Hlaalu: 890
Cows: 32,400,000

im happy i got that much

Red versus Blue.

Red
1,030,000,000 results

Blue
789,000,000 results

Red wins!
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Red versus Oblivion

Red
1,030,000,000 results

oblivion
18,800,000

Red Wins
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Red versus Children

Red
1,030,000,000 results

Children
1,290,000,000 results

Children wins (damn parents)

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Red versus Goth

Red
1,030,000,000 results

goth
15,500,000 results

Red wins!

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Red versus Zack (my first name)

Zack
14,200,000 results

red
1,030,000,000 results

Red wins!

Hehe, I love this old gem.

Fuzzy Knight vs Foo Fighters
760 000 - 3 560 000

Happy and sad at the same time
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Fuzzy Knight vs Apekatt
760 000 - 32 600

Yes! Mwahhaaahaa
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Fuzzy Knight vs ABC
760 000 - 103 000 000

Pwned

Hmm, Red... Looks like it has changed a bit now...
Red vs Blue
513 000 000 - 357 000 000

well I get beat by anything out there

soulseeker vs The Brickwall

Brickwall-245,000

Soulseeker-48,100

I lost to a brickwall....

Fred Flintstone vs soulseeker

Fred Flintstone-442,000

Soulseeker-48,100

I lost to freddy...

Soulseeker vs The Geeks(no not the Greeks)

The geeks-23,900,000

Soulseeker-48,100

I lost to the geeks...

wow i'm not cut out for this either...

Milanius vs Daedra: 13.7k - 74k
Milanius vs Dremora: 13.7k - 25k

...man, if I don't get those new weapons forged soon, they're going to kick teh uglu out of me !

EDIT - Ha, let's see how well those pesky scumsuckers fight against my new toy
Vampiric Mace vs Dremora: 35.7k - 25k
hah ! At least I can fight Mehrunes's lackeys now if I can't fight the big man himself

WOW! thats nice did you make?

*embarrased* uhh, yes... Starge & I really needed a better mace to fight the vermin...
but, back to the subject:

Kreia vs Darth Sion: 77.7k - 69.6k
w00tz a narrow win... you go, old girl !

Gavin VS. Existence

Gavin: 18,800,000
Existence: 128,000,000


Damnit. I just can't catch a break. I lost to to all of existence.

My Shorts vs Mehrunes Dagon: 58.000.000 - 653 ?!?
Yieeaaaa-haaaa ! EAT MY SHORTS, MEHRUNES !!!!1!