Something I did when I got bored one day. Dont worry, Im still working on my other Fiction, but I dont have that typed yet.


Andy woke up one day, from a loud noise. He went to the corner of his room and picked up one of the many swords along his wall and equiped it. Walking down the stairs, Andy was attacked by a figure in dark brotherhood armor. He drew his katana. But since this was more like morrowind than real life, He can only preform 3 moves. The assassian threw a throwing dagger at Andy. It hit, but didn't do much damage. Andy Raised his sword over his head and charged forward. He struck the assassian, bringing his health down about halfway. However, since Andy's sword was a cheap factory made katana, it broke. Andy was now unarmed. The assassian struck Andy with a poisoned dagger. Andy struck the assassian with his fists. damaging his fatigue. (In real life, he normaly starts of a fight by kicking his opponent in the face, then preforming various combos he learned in Kenpo, but not in this story.) The assassian eventually clapsed, and Andy attacked him while he was down. The assassian died. Andy took all his equipment and disposed of the corpse.

Andy walked outside, now equiped in Dark Brotherhood full armor. He met his brother at the garage door.



As the two step outside, they are instantly attacked by three cliffracers. They then make it to the bus, which is a siltstrider in this story.

Geoff goes off on his seprate way after they arived at school. As Andy enters, he walks up to a large statue dedicated to his princible, Sheogorath. Andy walks down the halls of the school, fighting many Daedra. He managed to get a Daedric Katana off of one of them. Now arriving at "The circle" the name given to Andy's clique, He is given a quest by the faction leader.



Andy walks down to the other end of the hall, practicing his athletics, but getting no stat boosts since his is pretty high. He then approaches Beaver Face.



Andy walks back. He killed a Scamp and thus, his Longblade increased to 74. He makes it back to Colt.


This didnt mean much to him, since it doesnt change anything for him. Andy now returned home. Time goes by fast when you walk outside and hear battle music, and turn to see about five cliff racers coming towards you, but they end up getting stuck in a tree, and your out of arrows, so you walk away, but two of them manage to break free, so you wait for them to come towards you, but they only get stuck in another tree....

THE END

Bleh bleh bleh. Bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh?

Translation: That was interesting. Will you ever do more?

Maybe... It depends if I get really board again.

well i thought it was pretty funny. please get bored again

Definitely quite funny. You have managed to capture some of the great absurdity that is unavoidable in this kind of game. It certainly wouldn't make a lot of sense in real life; at least, not in such a literal way. Please get bored again; we can always use more laughter in our lives.

Guess what guys, I got board agian.

Real/Morrowind Life
Episode II: Moon Sugar

It was raining out side. Andy walked out side and saw his friend, Head Llama (The official forum moon sugar addict) standing out in the middle of the field, not caring about the rain. The ground for some reason was dry, so Andy didn’t have to worry about his stuff getting wet.



Andy decides to wait for the rain to clear, so he camps for about 3 hours. Head Llama was wrong.

Traveling through the “Forest” which looked much more like a plain, with a couple trees placed on it, They came across some bandits camping. Andy pulled out his bow and aimed. The bandits spotted and attacked them. Head Llama ran blindly forward unarmed, while running in front of Andy as he fired, shooting Head llama in the back. But it was okay, as Head llama didn’t seem to care that half his HP was missing.

Andy decided to try a different approach. Pulling his sword out, He out ran Head llama so Head llama wouldn’t get hit again. Andy Killed both bandits, but got shot with an arrow. “There’s always a third one” He muttered to himself. Head Llama ran up to the guy and casted stupid spells like drain fatigue and drain magicka. Andy Ran up behind the guy, and trusted him in the back. But he missed and hit Head Llama again. He came and chopped the archer over the head. He searched the body, but didn’t find anything, as they all had the same stuff.

As they ventured further, Head Llama got stuck in rocks. Trying to get him out, Andy had to go back and have Head Llama follow him out. The City of Lancaster was in the next cell, but Andy couldn’t see it yet, with the fog in the way. Andy found the Skate park. And luckily, Head Llama’s Moon Sugar dealer was around. The End.

Writers note: The real Head Llama does not actually do any kind of drugs, he is just really weird.