Not meant to be homophobic or anything offensive, just a bit o' fun with the TES fourms censor.

Enjoy.
[Censored]: A one act play
The setting for our play is the Black Shalk cornerclub, in Vivec’s Foreign Quarter. Two Breton men, of average appearance, sit at the bar, talking, and sipping some comberry juice. Their names are Uright, and Selion.

Uright: So, did you hear about Crassius Curio? It’s a shame, really. It’ll ruin his career.

Selion: Hear what? What have I missed?

Uright: Did you not hear? He’s [censored].

Selion: He’s what? Censored? Why on Nirn would he be censored? Well, maybe the Lusty Argonian Maid was a bit much, but still …

Uright: Selion, are you deaf? I said he’s [censored]! Not censored.

Selion: There! You said it again! You said “he’s censored!”.

Uright: Has Sheogorath been kissing you, my friend? He’s [censored]! Happy!

Selion: He’s happy he’s censored? My dear man, you’re making no sense!

Uright slaps his forehead in exasperation.

Uright: He’s [censored]! G-A-Y!

Selion: Oh, he’s [censored].

Uright: WHAT?! He’s not censored, he’s [censored]! He’s [censored]! [censored], [censored], [censored], [censored]!

Selion looks at Uright with concern.

Selion: My dear man, perhaps you need to lie down. A room here should only be ten gold or so.

Uright sighs.

Uright: Perhaps I should. I feel tired.

Selion nods, and drops some gold at the bar, before escorting his friend to a back room.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I always thought it was odd that gay meant happy and a homosexual, now heres a good joke thingy about it. Very funny.

Funny Star

you, submit, F'ruum, this, now. I will place it as an easter egg. I havn't laughed so hard in a long time.

Will do, my dark master.

*Bows and goes to submit it*

Glad everyone liked it.

Haha.. Nice one Star!

yes, yes, yeeeeessssss.

BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER AND HIS VIKING HORDE!











*ahem*

ROFL that was good. I like

Hey does Rofl mean Rolling-on-the-floor-laughing? Cuz i know the others but not this one.

yes and Rolmao is rolling-on-the-floor-laughing-my, welll I think you know the rest

ok Thx, Ohh and i was going to comment last night but got sidetracked by the fact that i need to sleep...(According to my dad)

Well Any way I love it. hey does that actually work in the Forums?


Use the preview button if you wish to test the autocensor. Or, don't test it at all. -Rane

HAHAHAHAA.... By Azura, that was a killer

This was a jewel I missed. My bad. But no matter, [censored] issues are still alive & well within TESF BGSF

p.s.:

notice how he escorts him to a back room... maybe they're censored, too?

Nice one, Stargazey keep em' comin

my response is [censored]