Not meant to be homophobic or anything offensive, just a bit o' fun with the TES fourms censor.

Enjoy.
[Censored]: A one act play
The setting for our play is the Black Shalk cornerclub, in Vivec�s Foreign Quarter. Two Breton men, of average appearance, sit at the bar, talking, and sipping some comberry juice. Their names are Uright, and Selion.

Uright: So, did you hear about Crassius Curio? It�s a shame, really. It�ll ruin his career.

Selion: Hear what? What have I missed?

Uright: Did you not hear? He�s [censored].

Selion: He�s what? Censored? Why on Nirn would he be censored? Well, maybe the Lusty Argonian Maid was a bit much, but still �

Uright: Selion, are you deaf? I said he�s [censored]! Not censored.

Selion: There! You said it again! You said �he�s censored!�.

Uright: Has Sheogorath been kissing you, my friend? He�s [censored]! Happy!

Selion: He�s happy he�s censored? My dear man, you�re making no sense!

Uright slaps his forehead in exasperation.

Uright: He�s [censored]! G-A-Y!

Selion: Oh, he�s [censored].

Uright: WHAT?! He�s not censored, he�s [censored]! He�s [censored]! [censored], [censored], [censored], [censored]!

Selion looks at Uright with concern.

Selion: My dear man, perhaps you need to lie down. A room here should only be ten gold or so.

Uright sighs.

Uright: Perhaps I should. I feel tired.

Selion nods, and drops some gold at the bar, before escorting his friend to a back room.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I always thought it was odd that gay meant happy and a homosexual, now heres a good joke thingy about it. Very funny.

Funny Star

you, submit, F'ruum, this, now. I will place it as an easter egg. I havn't laughed so hard in a long time.

Will do, my dark master.

*Bows and goes to submit it*

Glad everyone liked it.

Haha.. Nice one Star!

yes, yes, yeeeeessssss.

BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER AND HIS VIKING HORDE!











*ahem*

ROFL that was good. I like

Hey does Rofl mean Rolling-on-the-floor-laughing? Cuz i know the others but not this one.

yes and Rolmao is rolling-on-the-floor-laughing-my, welll I think you know the rest

ok Thx, Ohh and i was going to comment last night but got sidetracked by the fact that i need to sleep...(According to my dad)

Well Any way I love it. hey does that actually work in the Forums?


Use the preview button if you wish to test the autocensor. Or, don't test it at all. -Rane

HAHAHAHAA.... By Azura, that was a killer

This was a jewel I missed. My bad. But no matter, [censored] issues are still alive & well within TESF BGSF

p.s.:

notice how he escorts him to a back room... maybe they're censored, too?

Nice one, Stargazey keep em' comin

my response is [censored]