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Hra Krak One-tusk the Orc pirate
The Further Misfortunes of Hra-krak the Orc Pirate�.


The true account of the meeting of Dagoth Ur�

As Hra despatches yet another of Dagoths minions..

�Come Nerevar, come as traiter or friend..�

Hra- � Who said dat?� spinning around and seeing no-one.

� And bring Wraithguard as I have need of it��

Hra- � Look you, stop playing dem silly buggers an show yourself, you wanna buy �Wraithguard`, dat we can talk about, but your mates ere are getting on my nerves��

Another ash ghoul jumps out at Hra-krak and is immediately confused about his loss of head, Hra steps over the body and slips silently into the dark red bowels of this ruin�..

� Come to the Heart chamber, where we met ages ago�.�

Hra- � Are you dat bloke I met in Balmora? Look, I is sorry I ripped yas arm off, but I was-�

�COME TO ME THROUGH FIRE AND WAR�

Another doorway, another ghoul drops to the dust covered floor�..

Finally, Hra faces Dagoth inside the Heart chamber�.

Hra-� So dis da heart den? Don�t look very big..�

Dagoth-� It began here and it will end here, have you any parting words?�

Hra-� Huh? But I just got here� can you tell me where da toilet is, cause I really gotta go-�

Dagoth- � So, you would mock me, I see you would rather skip the speeches and get down to our business��

Hra-� Wha- oh yeah, you wanna buy dis wraifguard thingy, yeah well, Id love to sell it to you, but I cant get it off, I tried everfing! Even dwemer oil, noffing gets it off��

Dagoth-� You would SELL me wraithguard!?�

Hra-� Id love to, my arms bin itchin all da way here, an dat Vivec bloke said it was special, but he not say about da itchin, don�t see wots so special about it anyhows, bleedin special itchin if you ask me..�

Dagoth-�No, there can be but one result here today, I had considered� offering to accept your service to me-�


Hra makes himself more comfortable, by leaning against the heart�.


Hra-� AH!,Ah, well deres your problem see, dat Vivec offer me a lot a gold for your head, you see, an, well, if you can see my point, id like to help yous, but, well, how much you offering?�

Dagoth-�You would give me the tools � WILL YOU GET OFF THE HEART!!-�

Hra-� Oh, SOOOOOO sorry! You mean dis heart here?�

Hra now taps the heart with sunder in his hand�

Dagoth-� Stop patting it like that, DON�T TOUCH IT! You disgusting vermin!�

Hra continues to slap the heart in a friendly way..

Hra-� Wot? Dis heart here? OOOOOH! The �disgusting vermin is SOOOO SORRY!�

Hra is now putting a little effort into his friendly patting of the heart..

Dagoth-� Look, just step away from the heart, will you, I, Im sorry I called you vermin, I really didn�t mean it, look, just step over here,would you, and maybe we could talk about this��

Hra-� Oh no, I couldn�t do dat, Mr Mighty Dagoff �Im a god� dontcha know, I fink I stays right where I is and keeps my friendly hand on dis here hearty thing�.OOPS!-�

As Hra-krak Onetusk pats the heart it dislodges from its frame, shielding still intact, and gently rolls towards the edge of the platform�

Dagoth-� THE HEART!! NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!�

Dagoth reaches out for the heart as it tumbles over the edge, as he does so, Hra-krak puts out one of his feet in front of Dagoths path..

Dagoth� WHA-?.. aAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-� SPLAT!!- sizzle! Sounds of liquefying flesh�..

Hra-krak-� Easiest money I ever made, some of dese Gods round ere aint so clever like me!HUR! HUR!�

And so Hra-krak Onetusk the Orc pirate slowly made his way back to Vivec�.


comments welcome.....
Jonajosa
The fight against Dagoth Ur went great. Maybe a bit more detail would have been better but it was still good.

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Hra Krak One-tusk the Orc pirate
This story was written for the MW forum general section, as that seems to be the only suitable place for stories there, and I kind of left major details out like, the "Heart chamber" description , and the journey through the Dagoth Dwemer ruin, as this might have been considered **SPOILER**, by the moderaters, so the story is more geared for people who know the sequence of events at that point in the game. But I do take your point, and I thank you for it. smile.gif
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