Just ask me stuff!

I saw these threads on another forum and they seemed cool.

First question.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Second question -

"If God is all powerful, can He make a rock so big and heavy the He Himself can't lift it?" - George Carlin.

Men are always right. Women just want to make us believe we´re not

If a tree silently falls on him, then yes, he was. (The Goddess hears everything)

How's being single, mirocu? XD

No,no one is right or wrong in life,because someones opinion is another's opinion,so to someone someone wrong is right.

Deep,I know.

In my experience, the people who beleive they need another person to be happy, are always thr most miserable. They need to remain single until they can learn to love, and live with themselves. Being together only works when a mutual respect is present.

Also, everyone knows that men are always factually correct, amd women always emotionally correct.

**Ducks**

And just so im not spamming: ImpSnob....*what*.....is your favorite color?

It was a joke, BH! But I agree with your sentiment about love and needing to be alone until you learn to love yourself.

And so I'm ALSO not spamming the thread, IS, what do you see here?

As was I...i swear that looks like a ballerina dancing in front of a hermaeous mora statue...

I'm not the only one who sees that? Thank god, I thought there was something wrong with me



And on topic:

ImpSnob, if you could have anything in the work, what would it be and why?

A women in a dress walking towards a rabbit with claws

What do you mean exactly?

Oops, sorry, I meant world. If you could have anything. Anything at all, what would it be, and why would you want it

The power to change peoples minds,Madrid won't sign Bale and Levy will actually give his club some money to buy a striker.

It looks like a stuffed lobster dinner from the "Red Lobster" restaurant (with a split tail and two "hush puppies") to me (although the claws could use a little more meat on them), lol.

** Darn waiter! I ordered the baked potato, not hush puppies!

What is the world's greatest accomplishment in your opinion?

If he says "Wrestling", I am abandoning this thread!

You can't ask him that question. He doesn't even know me!

Life saving Vaccines.

Pretty good but the answer I was looking for was "Cheetos".

hahahahaha!!

We don't got them here.

Life without Cheetos? What's the point?

My thoughts exactly.

New question: Who did "let the dogs out"?

Guilty. Sorry about that, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

*Gasps*

How could you!?!

Yeah, mALX, the party was pumpin'!!

One was sniffing the carpet, I thought they had to use the bathroom...

You're so cute

Edit: I knew this was here!


Hmmm?

I know what that means, ROFL !!

It was Zack,or was it Cody,probaly Zack.

Best movie in your opinion, ImpSnob?

A very hard question.

Probaly either The Ledgend Of Fall or In The Name Of The Father.

Question 1) I was only 24 hours from Tulsaaaaaaa, so where exactly am I?

Question 2) Do you know the way to a) San Jose? Or, donkey) Amarillo?...

Question 3) Are you going to San Francisco?...And will you be wearing flowers in your hair?...

1. Oops, should have turned left in Albuquerque.

2. and 3. = Oh dear, I just added 25 years to the age I thought you were ...


(just kidding on 2. and 3.)

A.1)Missipi

A.2)Turn left after 5000 miles

A.3)Of course not.

What is the biggest waste of money in your opinion?

The game Revalations 2012

1) Is it any wonder?

2) Is it like today?

3) Is this love?

4) If my heart was a ball would it roll uphill?

5) Who are you oo-oo oo-oo?

Now you're talking

6) Now that we've found love what are we going to do with it?...

7) What's love got to do with it?

"What is your name?...What is your quest?...What is air speed of an unlaiden swallow?"

And is it an African or European swallow??

I don't know that... ...AAAARRRRRRRGHHHhhhhh..............

I'll help ImpSnob with this one.

*Begins crying*

What's happened to my thread?!?!?!?!?